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Funny Wedding Speeches: Can you too give a hilarious presentation like this woman?

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Ideas to help you write your funny wedding speech

Let’s face it! Life can be very agonizing and challenging sometimes, but we did not give up when faced with problems and challenges because our life can be very beautiful after we have gone through those trials.


And that’s what happened to Elizabeth and Kerry days leading to their big day. It was Elizabeth’s birthday and Kerry decided to go with her to see horses race in a competition.

Kerry’s team won and Elizabeth was so thrilled to see the horses gallop here and there.

So she asked Kerry to help join the local polo club. She wanted to learn how to first ride a horse so she could win the competition in the women’s category someday.


She enrolled and was doing great. Her trainers said she was one of the determined people they had seen. Kerry even bought her her private horse to enable her train harder and better.


An accident occurs!


With just days to their big day, Elizabeth fell off the horse during her training session one afternoon. Unfortunately, she was kicked in the belly by the stallion powerful left hoof.


John, her trainer didn’t mind but rode on. He thought it was just one of those tricks Elizabeth played when she was tired.


After twenty minutes, she was still on the ground so he quickly rushed to the scene and saw her student lying motionless. And blood was oozing from her left thigh. He couldn’t help it so he called an ambulance and she was rushed to hospital.


Kerry, her fiancée was about to call her on the phone so they could go shopping when his own phone rang several times. He rushed to grab the receiver and to his dismay, an unfamiliar voice announced that Elizabeth had fallen into coma.


Kerry informed Elizabeth’s mother and he picked her up on the way to the hospital. When they arrived doctors informed them that she would need to be operated upon if she didn’t recover.


Everybody was down in spirit and they even wanted to put off the wedding. But they had paid for the things they needed and it was just unbearable to raise money; having planned this event for close to 5 years!


But Kerry just believed that this event couldn’t be postponed.


In less than three weeks to time, she showed remarkable signs of recovery and incredible strength and doctors were even stunned!


At this point, her wounds had healed and she was no more hobbling. When the family got to know this they were thrilled!


Preparations for the wedding got place albeit on a slow note.


Seeing what the family had gone through, Elizabeth’s mum told her husband that they needed to make the event memorable. A lot of things came into mind but her husband suggested that she give a speech.


After considering the kind of wedding speech to give, she settled on a funny speech.


On the day itself, this was what she said when she was asked to give her funny mother of the bride speech.


Her speech began


Many years ago, a French husband and wife were travelling through Eastern Europe with the wife’s aged aunt. The old woman had been pains in the butt from the word go, complaining about everything… the food, the hotels, the weather, and the people.

Finally, she went too far and insulted a small nation’s queen. As a result, all three members of the family were sentenced to corporal punishment in the form of fifty lashes.

However, because the nation did not wish to be viewed as hostile to foreign visitors, the queen agreed that each be granted a wish before receiving the punishment.


The wife said that she would like a pillow to be bound to her rear end. And so, the pillows were tied in place and the aunt received her fifty lashes.


Finally, it was the husband‘s turn.

I have two wishes, if that’s possible … he said

That’s acceptable… said the Chief Of Police. ..I am empowered by her royal highness to grant you two wishes. What are your wishes Sir?


Firstly, I would like to be given one hundred lashes instead of the fifty

The Police Chief stood speechless and said Are you sure? That’s an unusual request. Nevertheless, I would grant your wish. And what’s your second wish?

I want my wife’s aunt to be bound to my back.

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 From that story, we can glean the following lessons

 Lesson # 1 It pays to be courteous

Lesson # 2 Contentment in life is great gain

Lesson # 3 Every decision has its own consequences


 I stand here today a proud mom not because my daughter has found the man of her dreams but because your life has been a great blessing to the family since you were born. I see you are happy and nervous like a Christmas toy but I want to assure you need not worry.


Marriage is a lot like the story I shared at the start of my talk. You need not complain like the aged aunt who went too far and insulted a nation’s queen because you can never have all you need in this life. Learn to content with the little things that come your way because you can only have much when you learn to count your blessings.

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She also added the account of the tragedy the family experienced and that brought tears to some people who were in the audience. She even got a standing ovation for her efforts.


Elizabeth’s ordeal and her mom’s triumph brings to mind the power of using words to influence people, and getting them to do whatever we want. The right words can inspire, heal, and even make us laugh when used appropriately.

As you give your wedding speech, you too might experience the nerves. But if you make up your mind to excel, you’ll definitely make it no matter what may come your way.

Insecurities because they simply don’t think they can give a speech that command the attention of the audience in a unique way.

That’s why this piece has been written to help you give your funny speech without worrying a bit about being a funny person or not!

Forget it if you think you have to be a comedy writer to give your speech. Forget it if you think if you’ve to be a pro or a seasoned toastmaster to give a speech that will make the audience happy!

Believe it or not, you too can give your message confidently even if you hate public speaking or you’re someone who hates writing and even bring down the house!


Then put into practice what it teaches and you’ll be filled with an amazing sense of accomplishment when you’re done.

 Everyone is counting on you to make them laugh. And your wedding speech could be that stress-reliever they are looking out for.

Remember, funny speeches will get you lots of friends: old friendship will deepen and new associations will come your way at the wedding. And you’ll be remembered and respected as the speaker whose speech tickled the laughing bone of the wedding guests.

If you’re lucky, someone can share it online and before you know it someone as far as Vanuatu will enjoy your words and he or she will learn a thing or two about how to give a hilarious speech.

Yes you can and I believe you can! Just believe you can give a funny wedding speech. 

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Funny Wedding Speeches:How to catch every guest with a smile on their face

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Here's what to do if you really want to give your audience a good laugh but don't know how to do just that.


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Mike had heard a lot about the wonders funny wedding speeches creates in public presentations from his dad. As his big day crawled near, he decided to give it a try. He had a knack for making people laugh because he  had a good sense of humour.

He put a lot of time and effort to write what he thought was a memorable dialogue.

Not satisfied with what he had written, he joined the local chapter of his community’s toastmasters club to improve upon his talent. After presenting his words to the evaluators, his presentation was reviewed.

Having identified one or more weak points, his listeners offered him some wonderful suggestions he added to his wedding speech.

On the wedding day, he won the admiration of the wedding guests with his style and content. The audience rocked and rolled in their seats as he captured the story how he met his wife amusingly.

Weeks after the honeymoon had passed; he decided to go see the evaluators once again to express gratitude. When he went there, he met John. John took him to the lobby and a conversation ensued.

‘How did it go?’, John asked

‘Well, your advice worked and I got a standing ovation’’

‘’Wow!’’, the reviewer exclaimed

‘’My friends spoke about my speech the entire day. My wife was stunned and she thought it was soo romantic’’

‘’Congrats Mike’’ John said as we shook hands firmly.

Mike’s naturally funny looks might have worked in his favor. But let me ask you: What would you do to make your listeners guffaw if you don’t look ridiculous like Mike or even ace British comedian, Rowan Atkinson- the man we call Mr. Bean.

That’s why this piece has been written to help you make your hearers happy even if humor is not your cup of tea and you’re only trying to relieve tension.

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Every presentation requires a sense of self-confidence to achieve the desired effects. Believe it or not, you don’t need any special skill to inspire laughter. The audience knows you don’t receive fat bucks for getting sad persons to laugh.

They’re not even expecting a comic presentation from you too. They laugh because of the ideas you use for  your funny wedding speech .

A positive mental attitude and determination are the twin factors that can propel you to reach for the stars.

So don’t worry over how your show will go. Believe that you can do it and you’ll be motivated to give off your best. No barrier can stand in your way if you believe you can. Miracles are the manifestation of an upbeat way of thinking.

Once you mastered control of your emotions, the next thing to do is to get ideas to help you write and that comes in the form of insights or inspiration. Such flashes of brilliance will put you in the mood to write effortlessly. Besides, it provides you with the required tools to complete your assignment.

Ever discipline –from brain surgery to speech writing-is based on the work of those who have gone before: we study their texts and capitalize on their successes. And that’s so with hilarious marriage speeches too.

To really write something that gets everyone smiling, you need to have some speech examples because they are proven to help you put down your thoughts in an entertaining way. So grab a paper and read through some and put down ideas that swim in your mind.

As you carefully analyze the example, don’t copy the content word for word. Rather, let it be an eye opener. You can use it though with slight modifications.

Those examples are not the things that can give you neat ideas. Now, this is what to do. Grab a pen or paper and read comic books that are not even related to weddings, and you’ll have loads of fresh ideas.

Funny love or marriage quotes can also work for your good. So are wedding or marriage jokes. So get them. Plenty are available online but choose with caution since most of them are crap!

Many would-be wedding speakers ignore the importance of watching videos on YOUTUBE. That video sharing platform is rich source of ideas to anyone who really want to write an interesting talk. So go there and watch a couple of comical videos. Let your eyeballs feast on those connected with wedding ceremonies and as well as non-wedding themed funny videos.

 As you observe, look out for the manner the presenters use words and gestures to make you laugh and just list any thoughts that you get. You will need them when it’s time for the blank sheet of paper to drink your ink.

With the ideas you've got to write . Start with the introduction.

Beginning with an opening like ' Good evening ladies and gentlemen, I am Mike...'' will be as boring as watching a creep of tortoise racing on the seashore. Instead just see how we can transform this uninspiring example into something dramatic.

'' Ladies and gentleman, I thanking(word deliberately used to elicit laughter) you all for coming on this thanksgiving day(the date might not be given on a day for the feast of turkeys...but you'd be surprised at what this little trick can do)...pause... speech continues When i saw the fried turkey i thought today is a thanksgiving day.Sorry for that

Anyway, the couple tells me that you have really made their day.

They would have felt so sad and lonely (body gestures and vocal variety can really impact the words sad and lonely) if you hadn't come and i wonder who they would have partied with.(comment:all hilarious wedding speeches require that you  act as you talk.So don't stand like a sick robot and expect the guests to giggle.Be lively and make the stage your arena and you'll win the guests over.)

P.S : Want to write a heartfelt and funny wedding speech but wondering to come up with an incredibly great speech? Your family and the wedding guests expect a great speech from you so you can't afford to let them down. 

Our Wedding Speech Consultants Can Help

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  • Get A Speech That Expresses Your Exact Thoughts And Emotions
  • Get A Great Speech You’ll Absolutely Love!
  • Get The Audience To Sing Your Praises
  • A Simple And Proven Plan To Help You Remember Your Speech Even If You Have A Poor Memory

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Funny Wedding Speeches-How to get the audience a million laughs-even if you are not a funny person.

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For funny people and non-funny people: Here's how to do it right- even if you have never made someone laugh all your lifetime!

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Giving  funny wedding speeches is one way of making one’s wedding speech very memorable. If you have ever been to a wedding where the speaker brought the house down, then, it’s  because the speech giver skillfully  laced his presentation with humor.

In a bid to tickle the laughing bone of the wedding guests, some wedding speakers  bring undue pressure and anxiety on themselves by forcing themselves to give funny wedding speeches, and they fail to live up to expectation in the end.

To give a hilarious wedding speech that will get you a standing ovation, you should first consider if you will be comfortable cracking jokes before an audience. If you cringe at the thought of facing the audience in this regard, then you should select another type of speech.

The truth is that, you don’t need the magical touch of ace British comedian Mr.Bean or even Funny Bill Cosby to stir up the audience.

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Recalling  from your , amusing anecdotes’ about the couple can light up the faces of the two love birds and the guests.You might also decide to do something sentimental, narrative or  pay a tribute to someone who helped raised  either the groom or bride if  funny speeches are not your cup of tea.

For instance,Prince Williams,Lady Diana’s son,paid a special tribute to her mum in his wedding speech.Avoid humorous  wedding speech at all costs if you don’t have the guts for it.If you do,then you are on to something  memorable.

Your hilarious speech should do way with commenting about previous or failed relationships.If you do,you will only be embarrassing the couple. Also, don’t mention political subjects and sex jokes.

Now, let me give you some tips on how to get the audience laughing without being stand-up comedian.

First, you can use the person’s weaknesses or strength as a person to poke fun. Here’s an example of a speech I wrote sometime ago

Dan is a man of great wit, charm and talent. Despite his brilliance, he hasn’t invented even a pin. The only thing he could do was to write a love note to Sheila. He tells me it took three long months to write it because he just couldn’t find a dictionary which could help him express his feelings for the charming Sheila.

Also, he decided to join the athlete team to impress Sheila when they first started dating, but as he was training at the country side, he fell from a horse and sprained his leg.Hey…Danny, you shouldn’t have done because Sheila would have gone crazy if you hadn’t been able to walk again.

This note should be accompanied by gestures and pitch variety so that its impact is felt)

How about this one?

'' Sheila, Dan is very calm and caring but he is generous to a fault. He doesn’t mind using money meant for the bills to take care of someone he is deeply in love with. So anytime you need sometime from him, just let the tears roll down and when he asks what’s wrong?

Just tell him you need a new car and he will use his entire savings to get you something hot. Did i say entire savings?''

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Secondly, you can begin your wedding speech with a funny quotation. E.g."Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you." - Helen Rowland

The quote above should be tied to the message of your funny wedding speech.You shouldn't even bother to say who inspired it.


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  • Get A Speech That Expresses Your Exact Thoughts And Emotions
  • Get A Great Speech You’ll Absolutely Love!
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