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Groom Speeches Examples: How This Heartfelt Groom Speech Sample Can Help You To Write The Best Groom Speech Ever

Amazing Story Of How An Extremely Nervous Groom Gave The Best Groom Speech Ever Although He Was A Very Terrible Speaker

 

Dear Anxious Groom,


I am Jerry from The United States.  You are so lucky to be reading this page. I wasn’t that lucky. I was once in your shoes till my dad came to the rescue.

M6 (1)


I Didn’t Understand Why He Said That Till…


If my story doesn’t inspire you to write a groom speech that will get you a standing ovation, then I don’t know what will.

 

When I was 12, I asked my dad why he and my mom seemed so happy all the time and he said: ''We don’t sweat the small stuff. We also have a lot of things in common and we made a firm resolve to stay together till the end of our lives no matter what happens.''

 

With his response at the back of my mind, I was determined to get a lady who really loved and cared for me so I could stay married just as my parents had done for 40 years.

After completing medical school, I went to Haiti to help those trapped by a deadly earthquake.

 

Is She Going To Be The One?

 

Working there gave me much experience and exposure and I also came into contact with a lot of beautiful ladies.


But there was this beautiful who really caught my attention. She was not only pretty but also courteous and very kind. We became best friends and later got to know that she was also on another rescue team.


Each day after work, we went to sit by the sea and crack jokes.
We seemed to click so well and having being friends for almost 2 years, I decided to propose to her!

 


But I must admit it wasn’t easy. One beautiful sunset morning, we went for a walk. Well, Janet is not an early riser so I begged her to get up from bed on that day.

 

When we got there, the scene was so romantic. The sea breeze was intense and we were so excited.


But, I was a little nervous. With my hands locked in hers, I looked into her eyes and popped the question.


Wooooooooooooooow! What A Day!


She was still for like 5 minutes before giving her approval. I felt so happy and I remember jumping up and down like a child on a sofa as I grabbed her in my arms.


We got to know each other better as the days rolled by and when we got back home; my parents were very impressed with her conduct, charm, and intelligence when I invited her over to a family dinner.


I also went to see her dad and asked for his daughter’s hand in marriage and he gave me his consent and blessings.


That Day Began!


Then, our wedding preparations began and I loved every bit of it. I just wanted it to pass very quickly so I could start my life with Janet, my beautiful wife.


With our wedding planning almost over, I asked my dad about what he thought would make our day memorable and he said I should consider giving the wedding guests the gift of words.

 

I didn’t really understand what he meant. So, when I probed further, he made it clear that I had to give a great wedding groom speech.


I Was So Scared!


Huh? Oh my God! Not me.

Before speaking with my dad, I asked Janet to give a speech while I simply do the toast.


But my dad reminded me that I had to because it will speak volumes about my preparedness to assume my new role as husband and set the tone for a healthy marriage.


Well, I was still nervous. So, I went online and all the examples I found were not too inspiring.


I also felt that a lot of grooms might have borrowed the examples I had seen and used those same ideas that might not make my speech unique. So, I asked Dan to help me out.

 


I Almost Fainted


On the day of the wedding, I was very nervous when I was called up to speak.
My heart missed a lot of beats and I quivered like a deer in the headlights when I greeted the audience.


Afterward, I breathed out loudly as if I had won a marathon in record time.


Turns out breathing out loudly helped calm me down and I began with these lines.

 

I want to thank you for coming from far and near to be with us tonight. Thank you so much. I'd like to say a big thank you to my mom and dad, Janet's parents, and other entire families for their love and support over the years. It's an honor to see you all here.

 


As I spoke those words, people cast surprising glances at each other and that made everyone sit up. People who knew me very well especially my friends- didn’t expect much from me because I was such a terrible speaker.


Then I continued...

 

A wise man said that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder and I got to understand this statement better when Janet and I met for our first date at a Port-Au-Prince Restaurant after being best friends while volunteering on that Island.

 

There and then, I had this feeling that she might be my future wife since we clicked right off the bat as we both had similar dreams and aspirations.

 

As our friendship blossomed, I was struck by her beauty, wit, exuding warmth, and infectious personality.  I really enjoyed every single moment I ever spent with her and couldn’t imagine living without her.

 

But, once it dawned on me that she was going to be the one I was going to live with for the rest of my life, I just had to convince her of that fact; and as you can imagine this is no easy feat for most guys.

 

And so, while in Haiti, I asked her to join me on a walk on a beautiful sunrise at Lana Beach.

You know Janet is not an early riser and to ask her to come over at that time of the day wasn’t an easy task. So, I had to cajole her to come along with me.

 

After a romantic walk down the beach, I got down on one knee and with my heart pounding like crazy, I took her hand like a timid servant and proposed to her.

Suddenly I felt a bit faint-and thought she’d change her mind and run the other way. But, she just smiled and accepted my proposal.

 

And I breathed a big sigh of relief! I felt like I had just won a marathon in record time.

 

Janet, thanks so much for agreeing to marry me. You mean the world to me more than you know. When I first met you, you took my breath away. I mean far away.

 

When I first met you,  I thought I loved you, but I want you to know that I love you more on this beautiful day than I've ever loved you.

A woman who’s beautiful inside and out like you is very hard to find.

 

Guess what? I never knew what was missing in my life until I found you and am so thankful for the tremendous changes you have brought into my life. I promise to be that husband you’ve always dreamed about.

 

We are about to set sail on both calm and rough waters but I want to reassure you that I will love you to the very end even if the storms of life threaten our joy and peace.

 

With you, I know that our future will be bright as ever since you are a great woman.

It's said that a beautiful woman not only delights the eye but also refreshes the heart and satisfies the soul.

I am proud to let you know that you delight my eye; you refresh my heart and satisfy my soul.

But, we have a shared responsibility. A joint responsibility to uphold our vows in high esteem so unconditional love can become the real winner in the end.

Please…please…promise me that you’re going to help me live up to this challenge sweetheart.

If our parents have made it after all these years, we, too, can make it.

 

M5

 

So, let’s live every day of our lives very mindful of why we came together in the first place so we can become a beacon of hope to others. 

I love you and I know with you by side,  there's nothing we can't achieve. 

 

As I finished my speech, I saw the tear in my wife's eye. She just couldn’t believe how I did that. Though a few lines made people smile, many had tears in their eyes. They just couldn't believe how I did it. 


Can You Write A Speech Like That And Make The Same Impact?


Let me ask you once again: Can you really craft a short groom speech as I did?

Wondering how? My dad asked Daniel and the team at Standing Ovation Wedding Speeches to help me do justice to my speech and they didn’t disappoint at all. I didn't even have to pay anything upfront because they said they would only accept payment if  I am happy with my speech. 

Now, you too can make the bride and your family and friends proud and the wedding guests will say great things about your speech.

Here’s what one nervous person called Glen sent over after the wedding was over. 

Hey Dan, I just wanted to thank you once again for the speech you wrote with me. My goal was met afterward, I was told by many "what a beautiful speech" and received a standing ovation. I couldn't have done this without you. God Bless Dan!- Glen, U.S.A

Want to know how he did just that? He got on board our wedding speech program and one of our talented speech consultants helped him out.

Want to get on board? You should!

Ok, Is This Offer For Me?

  • Yes, if you are expecting nothing less than a very special, beautiful, unique, and memorable speech.
  • Yes, if you are overwhelmed by the pressures of work and don’t have the time to put together a very meaningful speech, so you can have peace of mind
  • Yes, if you want the bride and your family, children, friends, and wedding guests to shower you with very sincere compliments…just imagine how you will feel
  • Yes, if you are not good with words and you feel you’re not a natural writer and you are struggling to find the right words but still want to give a great speech.
  • Yes, you get so scared anytime you’re asked to say something before an audience and you really want to save yourself from any form of embarrassment on your big day.
  • Yes, if you are not too eloquent or not too sure if you are on the right track.
  • Yes, if you absolutely hate speaking in public or feel this is not your thing but you want to make your wife feel very proud
  • Yes, if you have a day or less to the wedding and you are worried that you might make some horrible mistakes
  • Yes, if you are a good speaker but you still want someone to look over or review what you've come up with!

Wedding not too far away? Or happening in less than 24 hours? Trust me, we can deliver! it doesn’t matter if your speech is today, tomorrow, next week, next month, next year,... we can make things work for you 

Just imagine leaving your entire presentation in the hands of skilled wedding speech consultants who will take away your pain of spending hours thinking hard and long about what to say and what not to say.


Also, envision being patiently guided to say something that will leave a favorable impression on the mind of your listeners.


And also imagine the thrill and feeling of excitement and pride you’re going to experience when the audience leaps onto their feet and screams and shouts and even sing your praises.


Won’t you love that? I hope you do...

Ok, I am Interested, What’s the Cost?

You simply pay what you want after you’ve got your beautiful speech.

Why? As you know, the current health crisis has caused severe hardships for most people.

Precious lives have been lost, jobs wiped out and families displaced, leaving everyone wondering what the future holds.

Yet, some couples are still getting married and giving speeches like never before. 

Nonetheless, not everyone could afford our services even before the pandemic suddenly hit us.

So, we have dropped our normal rates so you can simply pay what you want after you have got your beautiful speech.

Please note: When life gets back to normal, this offer will be scrapped for good.

So, please take advantage of it now even if your big day is in the future.

Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video, and the bride, your friends and family, and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

So, please take advantage of it now even if your big day is in the future by simply paying what you want after you get your beautiful speech.   

Satisfaction guaranteed for mother of the groom

Oh Ok, How Then Do I Get Started Since I Want To Get On Board Right Away?

Ok, here’s how it works

All you have to do RIGHT NOW is to click on this link to receive an easy-to-fill-in questionnaire via email. Check your email a few hours after you’ve submitted your request for your questionnaire.

So,

1)CLICK HERE  NOW TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT THIS QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have peace of mind!

  1. After that, we will send you a very short questionnaire to fill out via email! You only have to check your email a few hours after you have made your request.
  1. Then, you fill out the questionnaire sent through your email, and please have it sent back to us…
  1. We will confirm receipt of it…If something is not too clear, we will ask you to clarify….
  2. If not, we will send you a wonderful draft in a couple of hours if this on very short notice….If not, after a few days
  1. Then, you look it over and tell us if you are okay with it or you want to amend it till you are happy with it--although we always get it right even with the first draft

Just a reminder of what you pay after it’s duly completed.

You simply pay what you want after you’ve got your beautiful speech.

Why? As you know, the current health crisis has caused severe hardships for most people.

Precious lives have been lost, jobs wiped out and families displaced, leaving everyone wondering what the future holds.

Yet, some grooms are still getting married and have to say something about the bride. 

Nonetheless, not everyone could afford our services even before the pandemic suddenly hit us.

So, we have dropped our normal rates so you can simply pay what you want after you have got your beautiful speech.

Please note: When life gets back to normal, this offer will be scrapped for good.

So, please take advantage of it now even if your son’s big day is in the future.

Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video, and your wife, family and friends, and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

So, please take advantage of it now even if your big day is in the future by simply paying what you want after you get your beautiful speech.   

Please note: Your speech draft comes with a proven and simple tip to master your speech or remember your speech just as you want it without carrying a paper with you.

Just see what someone said about that great tip that's proven to calm your nerves and help you speak with purpose, poise, and clarity!

''Hi Dan,

The speech went very well, I modified it a bit and practiced it as you suggested (great advice).  Thanks for all your help and if I need a prepared speech again I’ll definitely contact you.

All the best,

Matt''

Please note: Don’t fill out this form if you’re a dishonest individual. This offer is for a limited time.

So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have peace of mind and not lose money. The risk is on us!

You don't have to worry about paying our per speech for now.

Forget about money and let’s write something for you. We believe in the values of honesty and integrity and we think you should be happy with our work first.

So, Here Are The Benefits You Get When You Get On Board!

  • A great speech written by our wedding speech consultants that reflects what you want to say exactly
  • We coach you on how to use your voice to make your speech very exciting.
  • We show you a simple but often overlook strategy to rehearse your speech even if you have a very poor memory. This method is used by great speakers like Obama and was used by Abraham Lincoln and his compatriots
  • The most effective way to get your entire speech into your head without memorizing your speech. Guaranteed to help you even if you have a very poor memory or your memory is like a goldfish…most of our clients still wonder where we got this idea from. This ensures that you don't read off a sheet of paper...

Just see what someone said about that great tip that's proven to calm your nerves and help you speak with purpose, poise, and clarity!

''Hi Dan,

The speech went very well, I modified it a bit and practiced it as you suggested (great advice).  Thanks for all your help and if I need a prepared speech again I’ll definitely contact you.

All the best,

Matt''

  • Ways to include humor in your speech and what it takes to do so

So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have peace of mind and not lose money. The risk is on us!

Remember, you have to see your speech first before you pay. So, you can relax and let us sweat it out at our expense!

 

 

 


Funny Groom Wedding Speech or Toast: How To Easily Write A Hilarious Groom Wedding Speech Using This Proven Example

M6 (1)

 

How to write and deliver a humorous groom toast that will wow your wife, friends, family, the wedding guests...so you can earn a standing ovation, even if you are not a naturally funny person.

 

At last, you too can write a hilarious groom speech like a pro without trying so hard!  

 

Have you ever listened to a funny groom wedding speech that made your day?

And did that make the wish that when you are getting married to the love of your life someday, you too will strike a lighter note?

Funny wedding groom speech

Well, your big day is finally here. But let me ask you this: Do you really have what it takes to come up with a humorous wedding speech?

 

If the thought of saying something cute and funny is keeping you up at night, then, please don’t worry about it because this story will inspire you to come up with a speech that will make your wedding one remember.

 

Ok, here’s the short story in 30 seconds.

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom took the minister to one side and said:

''I will give you 100 dollars if you change my wedding vows. When you reach the part where I promise to love, honor and obey and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever, I want you to leave that bit out.''

 

The minister duly accepted the 100 dollars. At the ceremony itself, the minister got to the groom's vows and said: ''Will you promise to obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning, and promise that you will never look at another woman?''

The groom was horrified. ''I thought we had a deal, ‘’ he hissed. ‘’ Yes,’’ whispered the minister pressing the 100 dollars into the groom’s hand. ‘’ But the bride made a better offer.''

 

At the ministers’ words, his face fell and he muttered: ''I would have been luckier if I had emptied my bank account…She’s going to give me a run for my money.''

 

I hope you enjoyed that joke as much as I did. Just as the groom’s utterances made you so happy, so you should make the wedding attendees feel like kids in a candy shop.

 

Believe it or not, you can too even if you are not a naturally funny person. You don’t have to try to be because the bride, family, friends, and everyone knows who you are and are not really expecting you to say something funny.

 

But if you can pull off something compelling, then your groom's speech will be one of the best ever toasts ever heard and you will be commended and remembered for that.  

 

Ok, Dan, I am not a barrel of laughs at all but I still want to bring down the house with laughter and happiness…Can you please help me with this?

 

Sure! I would be happy to show you the tips, ideas, and tricks you need to know so you can write your groom's speech even if you are as serious as the Statute of Liberty or have never made a child giggle with delight your whole lifetime.

 

But first, let’s debunk some common myths about making hilarious speeches that prevent most grooms from doing their very best and then we can look at practical steps designed to help you script a memorable piece.

 

  1. You need to have a funny bone to write one. That’s definitely not true because just about anyone can deliver one provided you know how to do that skillfully.
  2. You need to copy the style of others to do it successfully. Again, that’s a big fat lie. You just have to be yourself and pick a style you are comfortable with.
  3. Finally, you need to act like a clown to delight the audience. It’s a total falsehood because simply telling a funny anecdote can make all the difference.

 

This Is How To Simply Write Your Speech Like A Pro!

Having said that, let’s get into the mood for writing by watching a couple of funny groom videos so you can get an idea of how to put together your thoughts and words into a heartfelt and funny message.

 

If you are the reading type, then here’s a written sample for you right after these videos.

Action Tip/ Advice: By the way, get a paper and pen and write down tips and ideas you want to add to your own presentation as you enjoy and study the following clips.

 

Video # 1

 

 

Video# 2

 

 

Well, I promised to show you a speech sample that can help...so

 

Here Is A Short Funny Groom Speech Example You Can Model Your Toast After

I found this at www.hitched.co.uk and I am glad to share it with you because it perfectly captures the essence of what the writing process is all about. I really want to thank Liam for posting it there.

 

“Hello All!

As I sat at Bianca and Andy’s wedding watching Andy slowly fill the room with his tears, Bayley’s Cousin Mark and I spoke about my own speech.

 

Mark’s closing advice was that you are never going to have a more receptive audience than at a wedding. I’d ask you all to please keep this salient point in mind and react generously of the course of my speech!

 

I think that before I get into this, I need to make a special toast right away. Please raise your glasses. This toast is to a man that none of you actually know, not even Bayley. It’s a man named Collin. Collin comes from Milton Keynes and he got married in September 2012. Collin was kind enough to post his speech online, and I have taken advantage of that kindness by plagiarizing it shamelessly.

 

Collin, you are an articulate, funny man and I hope I do you justice. So please raise your glasses, to Collin!

 

 

In the last couple of weeks, I’ve been asked if I am nervous. The answer was that, yeah, of course, I was. Nervous about the ceremony, the first dance, and especially this speech. But I’ve never had a single doubt that getting married to Bayley will be the best thing I will ever do in my life.

 

To start with, I would like to take this opportunity to say that unfortunately, there are some people close to our hearts who cannot be with us today. I know they would have enjoyed it immensely. Our thoughts are with them and we know that their thoughts are with us. Ladies and gentlemen… please raise your glasses to ABSENT AND LOST, Family and Friends.

 

Anyway, on behalf of my wife and I (tough crowd), we have to thank you all for making this day so special for us both. It wouldn’t be the same without you all. Some of you have come a long way, some not so much.

 

But all of you have traveled in the knowledge that you’re going to have to pay £8 for a vodka and coke. That is commitment and we really appreciate it. And so the next toast goes out to you lot – please be upstanding, turn to your neighbor and raise your glass – “To you”!

 

I’d like to thank Jacqui for her kind words and best wishes just now. I’d also like to thank you for giving me your blessing to marry your amazing daughter and the help you’ve given us in preparing for our wedding.

 

Hilarious wedding speech from groom to bride

 

You’ve been extremely welcoming to me and supportive of us. Even when I stole your bottle of wine at Bianca’s wedding in November, you’ve continued to put up with me, which I thank you for. (And I recommend you hold onto your wine bottle when we leave).

I also want to thank my mum and dad for your support to both of us. Thank you for everything you have given me throughout my life and in particular the help you’ve given us in preparing for our wedding. You have given me and Pan so many opportunities in our lives that have made us the outstanding children to you that we are today.

 

As a thank you to you both, we’ve got a gift for you. Don’t worry John, this is for both of you!

 

Please join me in raising a glass to the parents!

I was also able to get Bayley’s nephew, Zayn’s approval prior to the wedding too. (Which is a good thing considering we had already appointed him as page boy by this point).

 

Bayley and I were babysitting Zayn and Rocco one evening. Just as Bayley tucked Zayn into bed, Zayn said “Auntie Bayley I hear you’re getting married like mommy did?” “That’s right I am” Bayley said. Zayn then said “who are you getting married to?” “Uncle Liam!” said Bayley.

 

Zayn then gave me his stamp of approval with “oh that’s good I like Uncle Liam!” Given that our Niece Keira has not been afraid to mention on several occasions to my face that Auntie Bayley is her favourite, I took that as her approval also!

 

Bayley could be forgiven for thinking that this day might have come a couple of years earlier. After several teasing questions from our friends and family about when I might propose, I once joked that I had already bought her ring and that I was hiding it under the bed.

 

Almost as quickly as I said this, I realised this was a mistake. The ring Bayley had always wanted was made by a small jewellers in Barnstaple. The ring had already been moved to the sold gallery on their website by this point, which made my lie seem even more believable.

 

I then had to keep this lie going (as a sort of joke) for the next 2 years, secretly worrying how I would be able to buy her this ring. In the end I had it made by the same jewellers so I got out of that one OK.

 

It was at this stage of writing my speech that I struggled with what to move onto next. Do I go with a story about when me and Bayley first met or do I go straight into the soppy stuff. I then asked myself, what did Collin do? So onto the story of how me and Bayley first met…

 

As some of you will know, me and Bayley used to work at Burton. However because we both worked in the smaller shoe department where there was only ever 1 person on at a time, we didn’t actually meet for the first 3 months, until we had our Christmas party on the 2nd December 2011.

 

After going to a pub nearby for some pre-drinking, we began to make our way to the restaurant.

The first time I laid my eyes on Bayley, she was storming over in her big red heels to a parking attendant who was in the process of giving her a ticket. Now as I expect some of you know, Bayley can have a little bit of a temper.

 

After some choice words (which I can’t repeat today) from Bayley to the poor man trying to do his job, Bayley stormed off in a fit of rage. At that point I remember thinking to myself: ‘this girl is absolutely crazy’.

 

We proceeded to get talking at the restaurant and, once I had established that she didn’t need help, we seemed to hit it off. 3 cars and at least 10 jobs for Bayley, 6 holidays, a skydive (a gift from me which Bayley was obviously delighted with from the word go..), a house of our own, and a mischievous cat later, here we are today.

 

I tried really hard to put into words how I feel about Bayley. What I’ve ended up with is a disorganized list of random observations about her. These were meant to be embellished into cute little anecdotes about why I love her, but it’s turned into a series of random thoughts. Regardless, here we go…

 

She runs like a penguin, she hates it when I don’t listen (which judging by some of the disapproving looks she gives me, is most of the time), she can’t go more than about 30 minutes without satisfying her sugar craving, when I once bought her a 24 pack of Rio from Costco I’ve never seen her more happy, and still haven’t, she thinks I’m a bad dancer (and she couldn’t be more right), she hates exercise more than anything on this planet, she is open minded to my questionable music taste, if she could, she’d nap for 23 hours of the day.

She loves our cat Jake even though he prefers me to her, she consistently goes out of her way to help people without expecting anything in return, she’s one of the kindest people I know, people tend to like her more than they like me.

 

Let’s now please raise a glass to my beautiful wife.

To Bayley. I love you so much and look forward to growing old with you.

That last line was all Collin… but I couldn’t have put it any better.

I’d now like to thank all of Bayley’s bridesmaids for making this day complete for Bayley. I think we can all agree that you all look absolutely stunning today.

 

I know I can speak for her in saying how much she appreciates all the support you’ve given her, and in particular to Bianca for throwing her a fantastic hen party.

 

She was so happy with everything that you prepared, well, all except the Mr & Mrs game which as I understand my answers didn’t go down so well..!! Good to get our feelings all out in the open before the wedding I guess!!

 

To all those that went, please ask for a Prosecco at the bar on me. (and just so you know this isn’t a cruel joke, I have put the money behind the bar!!)

 

I’d also like to thank the best man and ushers for making it to my stag in Lisbon. Certainly having me dress up as a sailor to highlight what my mum used to dress me in as a baby really did set the tone for the weekend!

 

Pete also did his best to steal the limelight away from me by selfishly breaking his hand on day 2 but luckily for me no one really took any notice of him and he continued without medical attention until he returned home.

 

To commemorate the weekend, you should all see a lovely shot in front of you. I’d now ask that you all save the queen and “see it off”. Please can you all raise your glasses once more to the bridesmaids and ushers!

That leaves me to thank you once again for being here, and I really hope you enjoy the band (they cost £58 a song..)

Cheers everyone!”

 

M5

 

Now, Let’s Get The Ball Rolling With My Comments

 

That was for a guy from the UK but it can be adapted to suit your style or needs. If you scroll up once more and re-study the opening remarks above carefully, you will notice the opening remarks of any speech have the following key components.

 

  • (Your name) Even though it’s your wedding day, you should still let everyone know who you are…Here’s an example

 

For the sake of the gatecrashers, let me start by saying: For those of you, I am Dan and am the bride’s former boyfriend! And now, her duly recognized and respected husband!

I hope that almost made you fall off your seat. Did you see how I started with that?

 

The opening lines of your speech have the power to break the nervous ice if done well. Besides, if you start on a bright note, your audience will listen with rapt attention to whatever you have to say.

 

Well, you also have to acknowledge the guests by mentioning specific persons like your parents, parents-in-law, the bridesmaid, etc… as that is very much in line with wedding speech etiquette. Most grooms don’t thank the bride for agreeing to marry them. But if you do, that would be great.  

 

For example,

First and foremost, I would like to say a big thank you to my precious parents: My mom Shirley and dad Paul for being my rock and shield all these years.

They taught me how to love with the heart (by word and deed) and I can’t thank them enough for everything they have done for me ever since I first appeared in mom’s womb. Mom and dad, you will always hold a very special place in my heart.

 

Action Tip: This is what I want you to do now. Please grab your pen and paper and put down the names of people you would like to say a big thank you to. Feel free to use what I wrote as your guide.

 

After that, you move on to your speech itself which basically forms of the introduction: Part 1(b) of it if I may say so.

 

Ok, how then do you get everyone hooked on your story? It’s actually easy and fun to get into the rhythm of it if you use one or more of these strategies.

 

As you can see in the extract right below, the groom dove right in by stating how she met the bride and that’s the norm as far as I am concerned. There’s nothing wrong with that if the story is very gripping.  

 

‘''….The first time I laid my eyes on Bayley, she was storming over in her big red heels to a parking attendant who was in the process of giving her a ticket.''

 

But what if you could begin with a creative appeal? How so?  Ok, I am happy to offer a couple of tried and tested techniques you can use.

 

Here they are:

 

  • If this is a multicultural wedding, you can learn how to greet the audience or even express words of gratitude in English and in your partner’s mother tongue and it will lighten the mood.

 

  • If you can’t speak the language fluently, please ask for help from the bride or her parents or someone fluent in it on how best to say that portion of your message and practice it often until you master it.

 

  • You may start by saying: ''I promise that this is going to be the shortest groom speech you have ever’’ and then you roll down a very long sheet of paper and jokingly add this: ''Seriously, did you believe me when I said that?  Remember, we have been courting for five years and you shouldn’t expect anything less than that. You are even luckier to have gotten these few pages considering how long we have been together! ''

 

  • Funny groom speech one-liners or wisecracks can also be great conversation starters: A wise man once said that a woman is like a teabag. You can’t know who strong she is until you put her in hot water. I only got to know that Nancy is a tea bag until we got into big trouble while on vacation in Australia.

 

If you are planning to use idea #3, then you have to make sure the anecdote you will share has a connection with the strength of a woman’s heart or an event that demonstrated how tough she is.

 

  • You may start with a good joke. Inside jokes may help to an extent but bear in mind that not everyone will get it. You may make fun of the bride, your own parents, and others without embarrassing them.

 

  • A lot of grooms have very horrible singing voices like toads croaking in water in the dead of the night. And so, they don’t usually sing their intros. But if you can, your introduction will go down as the best piece ever!

 

  • You can also come to upstage in funny clothes or with props and ribs will crack.

Funny speech by groom on wedding day

 

It’s Now Over To You….Which Of Those Tips Or Ideas Will Work Best For You?

 

Now, let’s quickly switch to the body: the story outline of your message. This is the part of your message the audience enjoys most so you need to stick to the facts.

 

To draft the body of your message, you should try to recall memories of how your relationship has evolved over the years.  

 

This is what I suggest you do.  Once again, please put on your thinking cap and write your answers next to the following questions

 

  • When and where did you first meet the bride?
  • What were your first impressions the first time you met her?
  • When did you realize the bride was going to be your wife?
  • What are your shared interests?
  • Why do you really love the bride?
  • In what ways does she balance you out?
  • What are her beautiful qualities that you admire?
  • What do you imagine the future to be like with her by your side?
  • What promises do you want to make to your wife?

 

Action Tips:

  1. Put down answers to those questions. Jot down as many ideas that come to you.
  2. Then, you may scroll up to reexamine the template we saw earlier.
  3. Using that speech model as a guide, tie in all your brainstorming thoughts and feelings about your experiences and love for her together to form a rough draft.
  4. Afterward, you have to keep fine-tuning it until you are very happy with your final output.

 

M4 (1)

 

When you get to stage three: writing your speech----you will realize that you will come up with a very long speech.

If you are not sure which ones to use, then you can use portions of it for the rehearsal dinner night, engagement party, or wedding reception if you want to praise your wife on each occasion.

If you don’t have the guts for this, please stick to just one thing.

 

Now, Let’s Look At The End Of The Example And How We Can Make The Most Of It

 

I tried really hard to put into words how I feel about Bayley. What I’ve ended up with is a disorganized list of random observations about her. These were meant to be embellished into cute little anecdotes about why I love her, but it’s turned into a series of random thoughts. Regardless, here we go…

She runs like a penguin, she hates it when I don’t listen (which judging by some of the disapproving looks she gives me, is most of the time), she can’t go more than about 30 minutes without satisfying her sugar craving…

 

You should put a lot of effort into the closing remarks because it’s the part that will stay in the minds of your friends and family and loved ones for a very long time.  

 

Are you wondering how to end your groom's speech with a bang so you can be respected and admired by all?

 

  1. You can end with a short and sweet poem about love like this one by Thomas a Kempis

Love is a great thing, yea, a great and thorough good.
By itself, it makes that which is heavy light…but as a living flame, it forces itself upwards and securely passes through all.
Love is active and sincere, courageous, patient, faithful, prudent, and manly.

 

  1. You can make promises to your wife like:

I promise to love you, still look after you, and tease you back when you tease me. But I won’t do it for too long else…

 

  1. Are you a Christian or a deeply religious person, then you can use the words of the bible to climax it or end it with a prayer.

 

Here’s an illustration of this point:

 

In Ephesians 5:25, scripture instructs husbands to love their wives just as Jesus Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her. 

 

Sarah, I know without a shadow of a doubt that you are God’s best gift to me and I promise to love you with my whole heart just as Jesus loved the church and gave himself up for her.

 

I know that loving you like Christ is not as easy as it’s often said, but God will be my source of love and strength. My love for you is so pure, so unconditional, and I know with you by my side, we will grow in the love of God and enjoy his best blessings.

 

  1. Did you know you can use portions of your vow to script a few hilarious lines? Just imagine how receptive the audience will be to your speech if you say something along these lines to your bride.

You love to eat sandwiches but you hate it when you have to wait for a hot one. So from this moment forward, I promise to be your sandwich boy.

Humurous wedding speech by groom and bride

As you put your notes together, bear in mind that your presentation shouldn’t necessarily be funny throughout but it should strike a healthy balance between humor and emotions.

P.S: Most grooms do this...Have you considered it? Want to write and give a great wedding speech like the one above but can't seem to get started because you don't know the exact words to use?

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You simply pay what you want after you’ve got your beautiful speech.

Why? As you know, the current health crisis has caused severe hardships for most people.

Precious lives have been lost, jobs wiped out and families displaced, leaving everyone wondering what the future holds.

Yet, some grooms are still getting married and have to say something about the bride. 

Nonetheless, not everyone could afford our services even before the pandemic suddenly hit us.

So, we have dropped our normal rates so you can simply pay what you want after you have got your beautiful speech.

Please note: When life gets back to normal, this offer will be scrapped for good.

So, please take advantage of it now even if your son’s big day is in the future.

Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video, and your wife, family and friends, and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

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