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Short Groom Speech or Toast: Here are 8 Time-Tested Tips and Ideas You Can Simply Follow to Write the Best Ever Groom’s Wedding Speech

 

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Are you looking for tips and ideas to help you write an amazing groom’s speech for your wedding? Well, look no further because right here in this place, I would share with you…

  • How to use short groom speech examples to write a very short wedding toast for your precious bride
  • How to model your groom wedding toast after great groom speech templates

Plus, many ideas and tips you can work into your own speech….just stay tuned.

 

When most people have to write their own wedding toasts, they worry about its length. I have received countless messages from people who were so much concerned about the brevity of their wedding speeches.

 

Well, when it comes to writing groom wedding speeches or toasts, the length doesn’t matter as an amazing speech trumps everything else.

 

However, if you can really capture all that you wish to say eloquently and condensed your thoughts and feelings into a very short but deeply meaningful groom speech, you will end up endearing yourself to the wedding crowd in ways you’ve never imagined.

 

Having seen that, let’s first look at a short groom wedding speech. Afterwards, we will split it up so we can figure out what goes into writing a good one.

Short groom's speech

 

This is it.

A Short But Sweet Groom Wedding Speech Example/Template

 

I would like to thank hitched.co.uk for this splendid example.

 

Well the day has finally come and Libby and I want to start by thanking each and every one of you for being here. 

But honestly, it means the world that you could travel to celebrate with us. Whether you've come just down the road from Lough Neagh or Belfast, as far away as San Francisco, or any place in between, we thank you so, so much.  I do however want to give special credit to those coming from somewhere outside the UK who risked driving on the wrong side of the road – you are braver than I am and took on a lot to be here… I mean it is called the right side for a reason… But no really thank you all again.

[Libby's Parents:]

Hugh and Alice, besides raising the love of my life, I am so thankful that ever since my first Christmas here two years ago you have gone out of your way to make me feel like part of the family. 

 

Before coming over that first time, I remember Libby assuring me that hers were a gin family and with me being the typical craft beer-loving American, coming to the house and seeing a pantry fridge full of microbrews from around Northern Ireland for my visit was so welcoming and really touching.  From that point on, I've cherished being a part of your loving family and now that we've made that official I am incredibly honoured. 

Libby and I also want to say that we really could not have done this without your support – and with us being an ocean away through most of the preparation, your help with planning for so many facets of this, along with personally giving us a Skype tour of this incredible venue with Emily was amazing and a lot of this day wouldn't have been possible without you.

 

I also need to make sure that everyone knows that Alice is personally responsible for all of the flowers and their arrangements.  So thanks to her for those – they are beautiful and we are forever grateful.  Also as part of dessert tonight there is also a fruitcake baked by Alice – I think I've eaten about half of it alone every Christmas I've been here.

[My Parents:]

To my parents, we would also like to thank you for everything you've done for us.  I know above all that Libby at least needs you to know how thankful she is for how wonderfully you've raised me.  And I am so fortunate to have such caring, selfless people to call mom and dad.

 

On that thought I knew that you and her family would get along so well because each of you are so similar in that way and were each so welcoming and loving to us as we began our lives together.  Libby and I have had the best examples of good-natured, thoughtful, and wonderful couples to learn from throughout our lives and that has meant so much for us going forward.

So let me ask everyone here to stand and raise a glass to Alice and Hugh, and my mom and dad, Pam and Rick. We love you. TOAST.

 

[Bridesmaids:]

Now, on behalf of Libby and myself, special thanks goes out to Emily, Anne, and Monica for being the best set of bridesmaids a bride and her groom could ask for.  Some UK guests may have noticed an American tradition made its way into our reception this evening and we whole-heartedly thank you Emily for that lovely speech.

 

To my brother Todd and new brother-in-law Alan, thank you both as well. Your support through this has been incredible and if I ever need a family member to run a very long distance very fast for me for whatever reason I've now doubled my options.

 

Thanks as well to Mark and Sam, my long-time and other freshly minted brothers-in-laws, for their doing the readings at the ceremony today and to Hannah my new sister-in-law for being our second photographer. 

[Venue:]

And speaking of Libby, I want to finally say a few words about her. You are my best friend (sorry Omar), my fearless and ruthless board game rival, and most importantly the mother of our cat. I remember just over four years ago you invited me and a couple of our good friends who are here today, out to Chumley's (a local bar) to watch the US play a World Cup match when they still made it to World Cups.

 

I don't remember who they played or if they won but I do remember I thoroughly enjoyed being with you and thought you might feel the same based on how much I was making you laugh despite not being particularly funny.  And thankfully you haven't gotten sick of me yet.

 

For those of you who don't know, Libby and I met as I was finishing up my graduate program.  She had just gotten her PhD in Scotland and was joining my advisor's lab as a post-doc.  So, I think this is also a perfect time to personally thank our advisor who is here tonight for being the person to bring Libby and me together. 

 

On top of everything else you've done for me – your hiring Libby had the most amazing impact on my life and I am eternally grateful.  I also got to be there for Libby's interview presentation for the job on Skype and it's funny to think back on that moment and not realize at that point that this was the woman I'd be spending the rest of my life with.

 

Libby, I am so happy to be able to live that life with you. Being the funny and beautiful person you are I couldn't be happier and I hope you are as excited to continue living our life taking too many pictures of our cat and trying as many foods as humanly possible – along with all the less important things.  So for the final time, let's stand and raise a glass to my wife, Libby.  TOAST.

 

M5

 

That’s a great example, right? How would you grade this? I would give it a 7/10. That’s cool for a short groom wedding toast.

 

Before we analyze this great example, here are a few things you should take note of.  Written groom templates like the one we’ve read (above) are not the only ones you can find. There are several of such templates online.  However, if you are a visually-oriented person, then you might want to watch a few video clips about how amazing ones are made.

 

Here are some good ones you can watch and learn from and adapt to your own writing style.

Groom Speech Examples/Template (Video#1)

 



Groom Speech Template/Example (Video#2)

 



Oh…And by the way, the written piece should always complement the video clips. Whereas the former helps you to organize your thoughts and feelings into a very logical presentation, the latter puts you in the mood so you can get a fair idea of how groom wedding toasts are delivered.

 

Now, let’s get back to why we are here. When you scroll up this page and re-read that example carefully, you will realize that it has several interconnecting parts like a necklace. We writers call it the layout.

 

The first step in the writing process has to do with creating a layout or an outline for the content of your groom speech.

 

The outline gives you an idea of how to start, what to write for each section, and what to add and what not to add to your wedding toast.

 

At this point, I would like us to look at the outline of the template we are studying and how you can apply it to your writing style. Let’s look at it carefully.

  • Greetings and self-introduction
  • Thanking the bride’s family or mom and dad
  • Thanking your own family or mom and dad
  • Thanking the bridesmaid
  • Expressing gratitude to your siblings
  • Thanking your in-laws
  • Showing appreciation to your bestman and groomsmen
  • Talk about the bride in greater detail

 

Let’s take each bullet point and see how to develop writing ideas for each of them.

We are going to start with…

  • Greetings and Short-Self Introduction

 

Here, you just have to mention your name and your relationship to the bride and thank everyone for coming. I am sure a toddler can even write those opening lines, right?

How to write short and sweet groom speech

Here is an example that illustrates how it’s done.

‘’ Well the day has finally come and Libby and I want to start by thanking each and every one of you for being here. 

But honestly, it means the world that you could travel to celebrate with us. Whether you've come just down the road from Lough Neagh or Belfast, as far away as San Francisco…’’

 

I have this mini-assignment for you: Try coming up with your own example based on what you have just seen. You might want to make yours a little different by first thanking specific individuals for coming to your wedding.

 

Once, I wrote a speech for this guy who asked me to honor this 100 year old dad who had travelled a considerable distance to be at his grandson’s wedding. The moral? Just say a big thank you to everyone for coming from far and near to be with you and your wife. If certain persons like that centenarian have defied all odds to be there, you can publicly acknowledge them in your groom’s speech.

 

Let’s look at the next idea:

  • Thanking the bride’s family or mom and dad

Is there anything else you wish to tell the bride’s mom and dad other than showing appreciation for allowing him to marry their daughter? You should compliment them, thank them for raising your wife, and tell them what you’ve learned from them (positive influences).

 

I still have this mini-assignment you can try hands on: In about a minute or two, please put down what you’d like to tell the bride’s parents.

 

We still have work to do. So, let’s look at another idea:

  • Thanking your own family or mom and dad

You can write a book about how good your parents have been to ever since you landed on planet Earth, right? But, sorry, it might not be a best seller. All joking aside, when it comes to thanking them in a wedding speech, it’s always a great idea to make a general statement about how their love and continuous support have brought you thus far in your wife except you want to elaborate on a few things.

 

Don’t also forget to thank them for being there for you and the bride. If you were raised by your extended family(uncles, aunts, or grandparents) because your parents passed on growing up, then you have to pay a special tribute to them. The saying that it takes a village to raise and mold a child can’t be diluted in this instance.

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Another idea is waiting for you:

  • Thanking the bridesmaid or maid of honor

The bride will be happy with you and you might also make new female friends if you thank the maid of honor/bridesmaid for helping plan a memorable wedding. If you are loss for words, just compliment them.

 

Here’s a short example to help you say something about them.

The bridesmaids look lovely. I think we can all agree that you all look absolutely stunning today. They have been great for Amy. I know I can speak for her in saying how much she appreciates all the support you’ve given her

They have all been very helpful in one way or another to make our dreams coming true done throughout the many weeks of intense preparation. We will cherish your friendship forever.

 

I don’t think that’s too hard to write something close to that in your own words, right?

 

Let’s still keep flying in the air….Next idea please…

  • Thank your siblings and in-laws too

I won’t touch on this because that’s something a toddler can even do.

 

Without further ado, let’s look at the next idea:

  • Showing appreciation to your bestman and groomsmen

Do I need to educate you about how to thank your own friend or brother? I don’t think so. Well, I would like to do you a favor since I really love examples.

Here it is.

 

I want you to know that it meant the world to me that you were standing by my side as best man at my wedding. We’ve been childhood friends and I never knew we would get this far seeing where we found ourselves in life. Thank you for always being there for me like a dependable friend and an amazing best man. Amy and I are grateful for your rich counsel.

 

Finally, Let’s Look At What We’ve Been All Waiting For:

  • Writing and Speaking about the bride(your wife-to-be)

Writing about the bride seems to be an easy task for most grooms. But with so many memories flying through your mind, things can get pretty tough when you begin to put your thoughts together because you might not even know where to start, how to start writing about her and what you hope to achieve together as you blend your lives together.

 

If you are stuck and looking for cool ideas to help you write this all-important part of your groom wedding speech about the bride, you can use this as a checklist to craft your toast.

 

Here are a few pointers I have picked up from the template to make it work for you. Just down answers to the following questions.

  • How did you meet the bride?
  • Do you have fun and fond memories you recall about your time together?
  • What do you really love about her?
  • How has she changed your life for the better?
  • What are her beautiful qualities you wish to talk about?

 

This writer put answers to some of those questions and came up with this condensed short groom speech or toast:

‘’ And speaking of Libby, I want to finally say a few words about her. ……

I remember just over four years ago you invited me and a couple of our good friends who are here today, out to Chumley's (a local bar) to watch the US play a World Cup match when they still made it to World Cups…

For those of you who don't know, Libby and I met as I was finishing up my graduate program.  She had just gotten her PhD in Scotland and was joining my advisor's lab as a post-doc………..

 

On top of everything else you've done for me – your hiring Libby had the most amazing impact on my life and I am eternally grateful….

 

Now, I would like to help you write something similar (if not better) than one. This is what you should do right away. Just go over those questions, jot your answers down and just gush about how you feel about your precious bride without paying much attention to how it flows.

 

Remember, you can always go back to refine it until it sounds great.

Let me add that you can add a touch of class to your toast by making it poetic like this guy did.

 



How about entertaining your guests like this happy groom?

 

 

 

On the whole, if you really want your speech to be a hit with the guests, you just have to make your speech a little different and you will delivered a unique and brilliant toast that will be remembered for years to come.

Short groom toast and speech examples

P.S: Most grooms do this...Have you considered it? Want to write and give a great wedding speech like the one above but can't seem to get started because you don't know the exact words to use?

Or not too sure if what you intend writing will be well received by the guests?

Let's help you make the bride and your family and friends proud and let the wedding guests say great things about your speech.

Here’s what one nervous person called Glen sent over after the wedding was over. 

Hey Dan, I just wanted to thank you once again for the speech you wrote with me. My goal was met afterward, I was told by many "what a beautiful speech" and received a standing ovation. I couldn't have done this without you. God Bless Dan!- Glen, U.S.A

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Just a reminder of what you pay after it’s duly completed.

You simply pay what you want after you’ve got your beautiful speech.

Why? As you know, the current health crisis has caused severe hardships for most people.

Precious lives have been lost, jobs wiped out and families displaced, leaving everyone wondering what the future holds.

Yet, some grooms are still getting married and have to say something about the bride. 

Nonetheless, not everyone could afford our services even before the pandemic suddenly hit us.

So, we have dropped our normal rates so you can simply pay what you want after you have got your beautiful speech.

Please note: When life gets back to normal, this offer will be scrapped for good.

So, please take advantage of it now even if your son’s big day is in the future.

Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video, and your wife, family and friends, and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

So, please take advantage of it now even if your big day is in the future by simply paying what you want after you get your beautiful speech.   

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''Hi Dan,

The speech went very well, I modified it a bit and practiced it as you suggested (great advice).  Thanks for all your help and if I need a prepared speech again I’ll definitely contact you.

All the best,

Matt''

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Just see what someone said about that great tip that's proven to calm your nerves and help you speak with purpose, poise, and clarity!

''Hi Dan,

The speech went very well, I modified it a bit and practiced it as you suggested (great advice).  Thanks for all your help and if I need a prepared speech again I’ll definitely contact you.

All the best,

Matt''

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Groom Speeches Examples: How This Heartfelt Groom Speech Sample Can Help You To Write The Best Groom Speech Ever

Amazing Story Of How An Extremely Nervous Groom Gave The Best Groom Speech Ever Although He Was A Very Terrible Speaker

 

Dear Anxious Groom,


I am Jerry from The United States.  You are so lucky to be reading this page. I wasn’t that lucky. I was once in your shoes till my dad came to the rescue.

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I Didn’t Understand Why He Said That Till…


If my story doesn’t inspire you to write a groom speech that will get you a standing ovation, then I don’t know what will.

 

When I was 12, I asked my dad why he and my mom seemed so happy all the time and he said: ''We don’t sweat the small stuff. We also have a lot of things in common and we made a firm resolve to stay together till the end of our lives no matter what happens.''

 

With his response at the back of my mind, I was determined to get a lady who really loved and cared for me so I could stay married just as my parents had done for 40 years.

After completing medical school, I went to Haiti to help those trapped by a deadly earthquake.

 

Is She Going To Be The One?

 

Working there gave me much experience and exposure and I also came into contact with a lot of beautiful ladies.


But there was this beautiful who really caught my attention. She was not only pretty but also courteous and very kind. We became best friends and later got to know that she was also on another rescue team.


Each day after work, we went to sit by the sea and crack jokes.
We seemed to click so well and having being friends for almost 2 years, I decided to propose to her!

 


But I must admit it wasn’t easy. One beautiful sunset morning, we went for a walk. Well, Janet is not an early riser so I begged her to get up from bed on that day.

 

When we got there, the scene was so romantic. The sea breeze was intense and we were so excited.


But, I was a little nervous. With my hands locked in hers, I looked into her eyes and popped the question.


Wooooooooooooooow! What A Day!


She was still for like 5 minutes before giving her approval. I felt so happy and I remember jumping up and down like a child on a sofa as I grabbed her in my arms.


We got to know each other better as the days rolled by and when we got back home; my parents were very impressed with her conduct, charm, and intelligence when I invited her over to a family dinner.


I also went to see her dad and asked for his daughter’s hand in marriage and he gave me his consent and blessings.


That Day Began!


Then, our wedding preparations began and I loved every bit of it. I just wanted it to pass very quickly so I could start my life with Janet, my beautiful wife.


With our wedding planning almost over, I asked my dad about what he thought would make our day memorable and he said I should consider giving the wedding guests the gift of words.

 

I didn’t really understand what he meant. So, when I probed further, he made it clear that I had to give a great wedding groom speech.


I Was So Scared!


Huh? Oh my God! Not me.

Before speaking with my dad, I asked Janet to give a speech while I simply do the toast.


But my dad reminded me that I had to because it will speak volumes about my preparedness to assume my new role as husband and set the tone for a healthy marriage.


Well, I was still nervous. So, I went online and all the examples I found were not too inspiring.


I also felt that a lot of grooms might have borrowed the examples I had seen and used those same ideas that might not make my speech unique. So, I asked Dan to help me out.

 


I Almost Fainted


On the day of the wedding, I was very nervous when I was called up to speak.
My heart missed a lot of beats and I quivered like a deer in the headlights when I greeted the audience.


Afterward, I breathed out loudly as if I had won a marathon in record time.


Turns out breathing out loudly helped calm me down and I began with these lines.

 

I want to thank you for coming from far and near to be with us tonight. Thank you so much. I'd like to say a big thank you to my mom and dad, Janet's parents, and other entire families for their love and support over the years. It's an honor to see you all here.

 


As I spoke those words, people cast surprising glances at each other and that made everyone sit up. People who knew me very well especially my friends- didn’t expect much from me because I was such a terrible speaker.


Then I continued...

 

A wise man said that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder and I got to understand this statement better when Janet and I met for our first date at a Port-Au-Prince Restaurant after being best friends while volunteering on that Island.

 

There and then, I had this feeling that she might be my future wife since we clicked right off the bat as we both had similar dreams and aspirations.

 

As our friendship blossomed, I was struck by her beauty, wit, exuding warmth, and infectious personality.  I really enjoyed every single moment I ever spent with her and couldn’t imagine living without her.

 

But, once it dawned on me that she was going to be the one I was going to live with for the rest of my life, I just had to convince her of that fact; and as you can imagine this is no easy feat for most guys.

 

And so, while in Haiti, I asked her to join me on a walk on a beautiful sunrise at Lana Beach.

You know Janet is not an early riser and to ask her to come over at that time of the day wasn’t an easy task. So, I had to cajole her to come along with me.

 

After a romantic walk down the beach, I got down on one knee and with my heart pounding like crazy, I took her hand like a timid servant and proposed to her.

Suddenly I felt a bit faint-and thought she’d change her mind and run the other way. But, she just smiled and accepted my proposal.

 

And I breathed a big sigh of relief! I felt like I had just won a marathon in record time.

 

Janet, thanks so much for agreeing to marry me. You mean the world to me more than you know. When I first met you, you took my breath away. I mean far away.

 

When I first met you,  I thought I loved you, but I want you to know that I love you more on this beautiful day than I've ever loved you.

A woman who’s beautiful inside and out like you is very hard to find.

 

Guess what? I never knew what was missing in my life until I found you and am so thankful for the tremendous changes you have brought into my life. I promise to be that husband you’ve always dreamed about.

 

We are about to set sail on both calm and rough waters but I want to reassure you that I will love you to the very end even if the storms of life threaten our joy and peace.

 

With you, I know that our future will be bright as ever since you are a great woman.

It's said that a beautiful woman not only delights the eye but also refreshes the heart and satisfies the soul.

I am proud to let you know that you delight my eye; you refresh my heart and satisfy my soul.

But, we have a shared responsibility. A joint responsibility to uphold our vows in high esteem so unconditional love can become the real winner in the end.

Please…please…promise me that you’re going to help me live up to this challenge sweetheart.

If our parents have made it after all these years, we, too, can make it.

 

M5

 

So, let’s live every day of our lives very mindful of why we came together in the first place so we can become a beacon of hope to others. 

I love you and I know with you by side,  there's nothing we can't achieve. 

 

As I finished my speech, I saw the tear in my wife's eye. She just couldn’t believe how I did that. Though a few lines made people smile, many had tears in their eyes. They just couldn't believe how I did it. 


Can You Write A Speech Like That And Make The Same Impact?


Let me ask you once again: Can you really craft a short groom speech as I did?

Wondering how? My dad asked Daniel and the team at Standing Ovation Wedding Speeches to help me do justice to my speech and they didn’t disappoint at all. I didn't even have to pay anything upfront because they said they would only accept payment if  I am happy with my speech. 

Now, you too can make the bride and your family and friends proud and the wedding guests will say great things about your speech.

Here’s what one nervous person called Glen sent over after the wedding was over. 

Hey Dan, I just wanted to thank you once again for the speech you wrote with me. My goal was met afterward, I was told by many "what a beautiful speech" and received a standing ovation. I couldn't have done this without you. God Bless Dan!- Glen, U.S.A

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Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video, and the bride, your friends and family, and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

So, please take advantage of it now even if your big day is in the future by simply paying what you want after you get your beautiful speech.   

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Why? As you know, the current health crisis has caused severe hardships for most people.

Precious lives have been lost, jobs wiped out and families displaced, leaving everyone wondering what the future holds.

Yet, some grooms are still getting married and have to say something about the bride. 

Nonetheless, not everyone could afford our services even before the pandemic suddenly hit us.

So, we have dropped our normal rates so you can simply pay what you want after you have got your beautiful speech.

Please note: When life gets back to normal, this offer will be scrapped for good.

So, please take advantage of it now even if your son’s big day is in the future.

Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video, and your wife, family and friends, and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

So, please take advantage of it now even if your big day is in the future by simply paying what you want after you get your beautiful speech.   

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''Hi Dan,

The speech went very well, I modified it a bit and practiced it as you suggested (great advice).  Thanks for all your help and if I need a prepared speech again I’ll definitely contact you.

All the best,

Matt''

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''Hi Dan,

The speech went very well, I modified it a bit and practiced it as you suggested (great advice).  Thanks for all your help and if I need a prepared speech again I’ll definitely contact you.

All the best,

Matt''

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Funny Groom Wedding Speech or Toast: How To Easily Write A Hilarious Groom Wedding Speech Using This Easy-To-Follow Example

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Everyone enjoys listening to funny groom wedding speeches, right? Oh yeah….I absolutely love them!

But, let’s face it. It can be a real pain in the butt when it comes to making  hilarious groom wedding toasts.

Well, if you are bent on delivering one, then you just have to spend a few minutes of your time on this page and I will share with you….

  • How to write a very funny groom toast even if you are not a naturally funny person
  • How you can properly model your hilarious groom speech after great funny groom speech examples without breaking a sweat
  • Plus lots of simple ideas and proven examples to help you write a very hilarious groom speech like a pro

 

 

Have you ever listened to a funny groom wedding speech that made your day? I hope so.  I am sure you got so excited listening to one that you probably concluded that you are going to make one too when you are about to get married to the love your life someday.

 

Funny wedding groom speech

 

Well, your big day is finally here and it's your turn. But let me ask you this:

 

Do You Really Have What It Takes To Come Up With a Humorous Wedding Speech?

 

If the thought of saying something hilarious makes your heart miss lost of beats,  then, please don’t worry about it because this short story or joke will inspire you to come up with a very funny groom speech that will make your wedding night one to remember.

 

Here's Something To Make You Happy

 

During a wedding rehearsal, the groom took the minister to one side and said:

''I will give you 100 dollars if you change my wedding vows. When you reach the part where I promise to love, honor and obey and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever, I want you to leave that bit out.''

The minister duly accepted 100 dollars. At the ceremony itself, the minister got to the groom's vows and said: ''Will you promise to obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning, and promise that you will never look at another woman?''

The groom was horrified. ''I thought we had a deal, ‘’ he hissed. ‘’ Yes,’’ whispered the minister pressing the 100 dollars into the groom’s hand. ‘’ But the bride made a better offer.''

At the ministers’ words, his face fell and he muttered: ''I would have been luckier if I had emptied my bank account…She’s going to give me a run for my money.'' 

 

I hope you enjoyed reading that joke as much as I did. Adding a nice wedding joke is one of the best ways of making your groom speech funny and creating memories that will last forever.

 

First and foremost, let’s debunk some common myths about making hilarious groom speeches and how to set yourself up for an electrifying performance.

 

Here they are:

 

  • You really don’t have to a naturally funny person to write a funny groom speech.  You can deliver one if you know the steps involved in creating one.
  • You don’t have to imitate another wedding speech or speaker you admire. Just be yourself and insert a few humorous stories here and there and you will please the wedding crowd.
  • Finally, you don’t to act like a clown to delight the audience.  You just have to add a few props to your speech to make it absolutely hilarious.

 

Your groom speech doesn’t have to be funny from start to the end. If you have the ability to do that, that would be great.  But if you can’t, you should just sprinkle throughout your speech a few hilarious incidents here and there and you will be successful.

 

Now, This Is How To Write Your Groom Speech Like A Pro!

 

Without further ado, let’s get started by watching two funny groom speech videos so you can get an idea of how to make funny groom speeches. This is particularly helpful if you have never seen or heard one.

 

Here’s a suggestion though: Please grab your notepad and pen and write down tips and ideas that resonate best with you as you watch these video clips.

 

Funny Groom Speech Template Video#1

 

 

 

Humurous Groom Speech Example Video #2

 

 

I am sure you enjoyed listening to both speeches. What was your favorite if I may ask? Well,  I would give a thumps up for the second clip. I really like how the attitude of the old man and the fact that the groom was able to sustain our interest for that amount of time.

 

If you love to read, then here’s a written sample you can study and model your scripter after

 

Here Is A Short Funny Groom Speech Example You Can Model Your Toast After

 

I found this at www.hitched.co.uk and I am glad to share it with you because it perfectly captures the essence of what the writing process is all about. I really want to thank Liam for posting it on that website.

 

“Hello All!

As I sat at Bianca and Andy’s wedding watching Andy slowly fill the room with his tears, Bayley’s Cousin Mark and I spoke about my own speech.

 

Mark’s closing advice was that you are never going to have a more receptive audience than at a wedding. I’d ask you all to please keep this salient point in mind and react generously of the course of my speech!

 

I think that before I get into this, I need to make a special toast right away. Please raise your glasses. This toast is to a man that none of you actually know, not even Bayley. It’s a man named Collin. Collin comes from Milton Keynes and he got married in September 2012. Collin was kind enough to post his speech online, and I have taken advantage of that kindness by plagiarizing it shamelessly.

 

Collin, you are an articulate, funny man and I hope I do you justice. So please raise your glasses, to Collin!

 

 

In the last couple of weeks, I’ve been asked if I am nervous. The answer was that, yeah, of course, I was. Nervous about the ceremony, the first dance, and especially this speech. But I’ve never had a single doubt that getting married to Bayley will be the best thing I will ever do in my life.

 

To start with, I would like to take this opportunity to say that unfortunately, there are some people close to our hearts who cannot be with us today. I know they would have enjoyed it immensely. Our thoughts are with them and we know that their thoughts are with us. Ladies and gentlemen… please raise your glasses to ABSENT AND LOST, Family and Friends.

 

Anyway, on behalf of my wife and I (tough crowd), we have to thank you all for making this day so special for us both. It wouldn’t be the same without you all. Some of you have come a long way, some not so much.

 

But all of you have traveled in the knowledge that you’re going to have to pay £8 for a vodka and coke. That is commitment and we really appreciate it. And so the next toast goes out to you lot – please be upstanding, turn to your neighbor and raise your glass – “To you”!

 

I’d like to thank Jacqui for her kind words and best wishes just now. I’d also like to thank you for giving me your blessing to marry your amazing daughter and the help you’ve given us in preparing for our wedding.

 

Hilarious wedding speech from groom to bride

 

You’ve been extremely welcoming to me and supportive of us. Even when I stole your bottle of wine at Bianca’s wedding in November, you’ve continued to put up with me, which I thank you for. (And I recommend you hold onto your wine bottle when we leave).

 

I also want to thank my mum and dad for your support to both of us. Thank you for everything you have given me throughout my life and in particular the help you’ve given us in preparing for our wedding. You have given me and Pan so many opportunities in our lives that have made us the outstanding children to you that we are today.

 

As a thank you to you both, we’ve got a gift for you. Don’t worry John, this is for both of you!

 

Please join me in raising a glass to the parents!

I was also able to get Bayley’s nephew, Zayn’s approval prior to the wedding too. (Which is a good thing considering we had already appointed him as page boy by this point).

 

Bayley and I were babysitting Zayn and Rocco one evening. Just as Bayley tucked Zayn into bed, Zayn said “Auntie Bayley I hear you’re getting married like mommy did?” “That’s right I am” Bayley said. Zayn then said “who are you getting married to?” “Uncle Liam!” said Bayley.

 

Zayn then gave me his stamp of approval with “oh that’s good I like Uncle Liam!” Given that our Niece Keira has not been afraid to mention on several occasions to my face that Auntie Bayley is her favourite, I took that as her approval also!

 

Bayley could be forgiven for thinking that this day might have come a couple of years earlier. After several teasing questions from our friends and family about when I might propose, I once joked that I had already bought her ring and that I was hiding it under the bed.

 

Almost as quickly as I said this, I realised this was a mistake. The ring Bayley had always wanted was made by a small jewellers in Barnstaple. The ring had already been moved to the sold gallery on their website by this point, which made my lie seem even more believable.

 

I then had to keep this lie going (as a sort of joke) for the next 2 years, secretly worrying how I would be able to buy her this ring. In the end I had it made by the same jewellers so I got out of that one OK.

 

It was at this stage of writing my speech that I struggled with what to move onto next. Do I go with a story about when me and Bayley first met or do I go straight into the soppy stuff. I then asked myself, what did Collin do? So onto the story of how me and Bayley first met…

 

As some of you will know, me and Bayley used to work at Burton. However because we both worked in the smaller shoe department where there was only ever 1 person on at a time, we didn’t actually meet for the first 3 months, until we had our Christmas party on the 2nd December 2011.

 

After going to a pub nearby for some pre-drinking, we began to make our way to the restaurant.

 

The first time I laid my eyes on Bayley, she was storming over in her big red heels to a parking attendant who was in the process of giving her a ticket. Now as I expect some of you know, Bayley can have a little bit of a temper.

 

After some choice words (which I can’t repeat today) from Bayley to the poor man trying to do his job, Bayley stormed off in a fit of rage. At that point I remember thinking to myself: ‘this girl is absolutely crazy’.

 

We proceeded to get talking at the restaurant and, once I had established that she didn’t need help, we seemed to hit it off. 3 cars and at least 10 jobs for Bayley, 6 holidays, a skydive (a gift from me which Bayley was obviously delighted with from the word go..), a house of our own, and a mischievous cat later, here we are today.

 

I tried really hard to put into words how I feel about Bayley. What I’ve ended up with is a disorganized list of random observations about her. These were meant to be embellished into cute little anecdotes about why I love her, but it’s turned into a series of random thoughts. Regardless, here we go…

 

She runs like a penguin, she hates it when I don’t listen (which judging by some of the disapproving looks she gives me, is most of the time), she can’t go more than about 30 minutes without satisfying her sugar craving, when I once bought her a 24 pack of Rio from Costco I’ve never seen her more happy, and still haven’t, she thinks I’m a bad dancer (and she couldn’t be more right), she hates exercise more than anything on this planet, she is open minded to my questionable music taste, if she could, she’d nap for 23 hours of the day.

She loves our cat Jake even though he prefers me to her, she consistently goes out of her way to help people without expecting anything in return, she’s one of the kindest people I know, people tend to like her more than they like me.

 

Let’s now please raise a glass to my beautiful wife.

To Bayley. I love you so much and look forward to growing old with you.

That last line was all Collin… but I couldn’t have put it any better.

I’d now like to thank all of Bayley’s bridesmaids for making this day complete for Bayley. I think we can all agree that you all look absolutely stunning today.

 

I know I can speak for her in saying how much she appreciates all the support you’ve given her, and in particular to Bianca for throwing her a fantastic hen party.

 

She was so happy with everything that you prepared, well, all except the Mr & Mrs game which as I understand my answers didn’t go down so well..!! Good to get our feelings all out in the open before the wedding I guess!!

 

To all those that went, please ask for a Prosecco at the bar on me. (and just so you know this isn’t a cruel joke, I have put the money behind the bar!!)

 

I’d also like to thank the best man and ushers for making it to my stag in Lisbon. Certainly having me dress up as a sailor to highlight what my mum used to dress me in as a baby really did set the tone for the weekend!

 

Pete also did his best to steal the limelight away from me by selfishly breaking his hand on day 2 but luckily for me no one really took any notice of him and he continued without medical attention until he returned home.

 

To commemorate the weekend, you should all see a lovely shot in front of you. I’d now ask that you all save the queen and “see it off”. Please can you all raise your glasses once more to the bridesmaids and ushers!

That leaves me to thank you once again for being here, and I really hope you enjoy the band (they cost £58 a song..)

Cheers everyone!”

 

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Now, Let’s Get The Ball Rolling With My Comments That Can Help You Write Yours Effortlessly

 

That example was by a guy from the UK but it can still be adapted to suit your style or needs. Now, let’s break it down bit by bit so we can figure out what goes into writing a funny groom speech or toast.

 

First, let’s look at the opening lines of the funny groom speech above to help us a clear understanding of how to craft your opening remarks.

 

Funny groom speech opening lines

 

If you read that entire extract in details, you will realize that it has the following core components:

  • Inclusion of a funny story
  • Thanking the best man/ roasting the best man or groomsmen
  • Thanking the parents of the bride for allowing you to marry their daughter
  • Thanking your own parents for their love and support
  • Thanking the crowd for their love and support

 

Please note: Your introduction should capture all of the bullet points we've just looked at.

 

This is what I want you to do now. Can you take a few minutes to write down a simple introduction by incorporating one or more of the above ideas? Just give it a try and your ideas will flow from there.

 

Now, let’s talk about adding a funny element at the start of your speech. Here’s an example to illustrate how to make your opening lines funny.

 

Here you go:

For the sake of the gatecrashers, let me start by saying: For those of you, I am Dan and am the bride’s former boyfriend! And now, her duly recognized and respected husband!

 

I giggled like a happy little boy when I read that. Did you realize how I started with that? Guess what? The opening lines of your speech have the power to break the nervous ice if done well and get the wedding audience right into the very heart of your wedding toast.

 

 

Aside from starting with a funny incident, you could also kickstart using or more of these ideas once you get a creative spark. 

 

 Here they are:

  • If this is a multicultural wedding, you can learn how to greet the audience or even express words of gratitude in English and translate your words into the bride’s mother tongue and everyone will be happy with you. If you can’t speak the language fluently, please ask for help from the bride or her parents or someone who’s well versed in it.

 

  • You may also start by saying: ''I promise that this is going to be the shortest groom speech you have ever’’ (comment: and then you roll down a very long sheet of paper and jokingly add this:) ''Seriously, did you believe me when I said that?  Remember, we have been dating  for five years and you shouldn’t expect anything less than that. You are even luckier to have gotten these few pages considering how long we have been together! ''

 

  • Funny groom speech one-liners or wisecracks can also be great conversation starters.  Here’s an example: 

A wise man once said that a woman is like a teabag. You won't know who strong she is until you put her in hot water. I only got to know that Nancy is a tea bag until we got into big trouble while on vacation in Australia. So, for now, I am going to tell you why this special lady is my tea bag.

  • You may start with a good joke. Inside jokes may help to an extent but bear in mind that not everyone will get it. You may make fun of the bride, your own parents, and others without utterly embarrassing them.
  • A lot of grooms have very horrible singing voices like toads croaking in water in the dead of the night. You can take advantage of that by singing a well-known song and then tell everyone that you have been rehearsing the song for months and you are glad your voice is getting better. That will get everyone chuckling with delight. 
  • You can also come to upstage in funny clothes or with props and the crowd will crack up laughing.

 

Funny speech by groom on wedding day

 

It’s Now Over To You…Which Of Those Tips Or Ideas Will Work Best For You? You’ve Got To Decide And Act On It!

 

Now, let’s quickly turn our attention to the body: the story outline of your message.

This is the part of your message the audience enjoys the most so you have to make sure it’s interesting and memorable.

 

This is what I suggest you should do to come up with great content for the body of your funny groom wedding toast.  Just do a little brainstorming and write your answers next to the following questions:

  • When and where did you first meet the bride?
  • What were your first impressions the first time you met her?
  • What are some fun and fond memories you would like to share?
  • When did you realize the bride was going to be your wife?
  • What are your shared interests or how do you complement each other?
  • Why do you really love the bride?
  • In what ways does she balance you out?
  • What are her beautiful qualities that you admire?
  • What do you imagine the future to be like with her by your side?
  • What promises do you want to make to your wife?

 

Please note: If you can’t recall every single detail, please don’t worry. Just down what you can remember and then use your answers to write a rough first draft.

You may scroll up and read the example at the outset of this post once again for inspiration so you can complete your draft.

If you have a few days to the wedding ceremony, you can keep making changes until you’re very happy with the final edit. But it’s always best to let another pair of eyes to look at it.

 

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Now, Let’s Get Into How To Write The Ending Of Your Funny Groom Speech

 

You should put a lot of effort into the closing remarks because it’s the part that will stay in the minds of your friends and family and loved ones for a very long time.  

Are you wondering about how to end your groom's speech with a bang? You may end with one or more of these tips.

  • You can end with a short and sweet poem about love like this one by Thomas a Kempis

Love is a great thing, yea, a great and thorough good.
By itself, it makes that which is heavy light…but as a living flame, it forces itself upwards and securely passes through all.
Love is active and sincere, courageous, patient, faithful, prudent, and manly.

  • You can make promises to your wife .  Here’s an example:

I promise to love you, still look after you, and tease you back when you tease me. But I won’t do it for too long else…

 

  • Are you a Christian or a deeply religious person, then you can use the words of the bible to climax it or end it with a prayer.

 

Here’s an example that illustrates using a verse from the scripture.

 

In Ephesians 5:25, scripture instructs husbands to love their wives just as Jesus Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her. 

Sarah, I know without a shadow of a doubt that you are God’s best gift to me and I promise to love you with my whole heart just as Jesus loved the church and gave himself up for her.

I know that loving you like Christ is not as easy as it’s often said, but God will be my source of love and strength. My love for you is so pure, so unconditional, and I know with you by my side, we will grow in the love of God and enjoy his best blessings.

 

  • Did you know you can use portions of your vow to script a few hilarious lines? Just imagine how receptive the audience will be to your speech if you say something along these lines to your bride.

 

You love to eat sandwiches but you hate it when you have to wait for a hot one. So from this moment forward, I promise to always get you one on time.

Humurous wedding speech by groom and bride

P.S: Most grooms do this...Have you considered it? Want to write and give a great wedding speech like the one above but can't seem to get started because you don't know the exact words to use?

Or not too sure if what you intend writing will be well received by the guests?

Let's help you make the bride and your family and friends proud and let the wedding guests say great things about your speech.

Here’s what one nervous person called Glen sent over after the wedding was over. 

Hey Dan, I just wanted to thank you once again for the speech you wrote with me. My goal was met afterward, I was told by many "what a beautiful speech" and received a standing ovation. I couldn't have done this without you. God Bless Dan!- Glen, U.S.A

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  • Yes, if you want the bride and your family, children, friends, and wedding guests to shower you with very sincere compliments…just imagine how you will feel
  • Yes, if you are not good with words and you feel you’re not a natural writer and you are struggling to find the right words but still want to give a great speech.
  • Yes, you get so scared anytime you’re asked to say something before an audience and you really want to save yourself from any form of embarrassment on your big day.
  • Yes, if you are not too eloquent or not too sure if you are on the right track.
  • Yes, if you absolutely hate speaking in public or feel this is not your thing but you want to make your wife feel very proud
  • Yes, if you have a day or less to the wedding and you are worried that you might make some horrible mistakes
  • Yes, if you are a good speaker but you still want someone to look over or review what you've come up with!

Wedding not too far away? Or happening in less than 24 hours? Trust me, we can deliver! it doesn’t matter if your speech is today, tomorrow, next week, next month, next year,... we can make things work for you 

Just imagine leaving your entire presentation in the hands of skilled wedding speech consultants who will take away your pain of spending hours thinking hard and long about what to say and what not to say.


Also, envision being patiently guided to say something that will leave a favorable impression on the mind of your listeners.


And also imagine the thrill and feeling of excitement and pride you’re going to experience when the audience leaps onto their feet and screams and shouts and even sing your praises.


Won’t you love that? I hope you do...

Ok, I am Interested, What’s the Cost?

You simply pay what you want after you’ve got your beautiful speech.

Why? As you know, the current health crisis has caused severe hardships for most people.

Precious lives have been lost, jobs wiped out and families displaced, leaving everyone wondering what the future holds.

Yet, some couples are still getting married and giving speeches like never before. 

Nonetheless, not everyone could afford our services even before the pandemic suddenly hit us.

So, we have dropped our normal rates so you can simply pay what you want after you have got your beautiful speech.

Please note: When life gets back to normal, this offer will be scrapped for good.

So, please take advantage of it now even if your big day is in the future.

Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video, and the bride, your friends and family, and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

So, please take advantage of it now even if your big day is in the future by simply paying what you want after you get your beautiful speech.   

Satisfaction guaranteed for mother of the groom

Oh Ok, How Then Do I Get Started Since I Want To Get On Board Right Away?

Ok, here’s how it works

All you have to do RIGHT NOW is to click on this link to receive an easy-to-fill-in questionnaire via email. Check your email a few hours after you’ve submitted your request for your questionnaire.

So,

1)CLICK HERE  NOW TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT THIS QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have peace of mind!

  1. After that, we will send you a very short questionnaire to fill out via email! You only have to check your email a few hours after you have made your request.
  1. Then, you fill out the questionnaire sent through your email, and please have it sent back to us…
  1. We will confirm receipt of it…If something is not too clear, we will ask you to clarify….
  2. If not, we will send you a wonderful draft in a couple of hours if this on very short notice….If not, after a few days
  1. Then, you look it over and tell us if you are okay with it or you want to amend or revise it till you are happy with it--although we always get it right even with the first draft. 

Just a reminder of what you pay after it’s duly completed.

You simply pay what you want after you’ve got your beautiful speech.

Why? As you know, the current health crisis has caused severe hardships for most people.

Precious lives have been lost, jobs wiped out and families displaced, leaving everyone wondering what the future holds.

Yet, some grooms are still getting married and have to say something about the bride. 

Nonetheless, not everyone could afford our services even before the pandemic suddenly hit us.

So, we have dropped our normal rates so you can simply pay what you want after you have got your beautiful speech.

Please note: When life gets back to normal, this offer will be scrapped for good.

So, please take advantage of it now even if your son’s big day is in the future.

Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video, and your wife, family and friends, and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

So, please take advantage of it now even if your big day is in the future by simply paying what you want after you get your beautiful speech.   

Please note: Your speech draft comes with a proven and simple tip to master your speech or remember your speech just as you want it without carrying a paper with you.

Just see what someone said about that great tip that's proven to calm your nerves and help you speak with purpose, poise, and clarity!

''Hi Dan,

The speech went very well, I modified it a bit and practiced it as you suggested (great advice).  Thanks for all your help and if I need a prepared speech again I’ll definitely contact you.

All the best,

Matt''

Please note: Don’t fill out this form if you’re a dishonest individual. This offer is for a limited time.

So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have peace of mind and not lose money. The risk is on us!

You don't have to worry about paying our per speech for now.

Forget about money and let’s write something for you. We believe in the values of honesty and integrity and we think you should be happy with our work first.

So, Here Are The Benefits You Get When You Get On Board!

  • A great speech written by our wedding speech consultants that reflects what you want to say exactly
  • We coach you on how to use your voice to make your speech very exciting.
  • We show you a simple but often overlook strategy to rehearse your speech even if you have a very poor memory. This method is used by great speakers like Obama and was used by Abraham Lincoln and his compatriots
  • The most effective way to get your entire speech into your head without memorizing your speech. Guaranteed to help you even if you have a very poor memory or your memory is like a gold fish…most of our clients still wonder where we got this idea from. This ensures that you don't read off a sheet of paper...

Just see what someone said about that great tip that's proven to calm your nerves and help you speak with purpose, poise, and clarity!

''Hi Dan,

The speech went very well, I modified it a bit and practiced it as you suggested (great advice).  Thanks for all your help and if I need a prepared speech again I’ll definitely contact you.

All the best,

Matt''

  • Ways to include humor in your speech and what it takes to do so

So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have peace of mind and not lose money. The risk is on us!

Remember, you have to see your speech first before you pay. So, you can relax and let us sweat it out at our expense!