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Funny maid of honor wedding speech

How to use funny maid of honor wedding speech examples or templates to write a heartfelt wedding toast for your friend or sister

 

Hi Maid of honor,

 

Can I ask you three simple questions?

  • Do you want to easily write a sweet maid of honor speech that will make your sister or friend feel so proud of you?
  • Do you want to give a hilarious maid of honor speech that will make the bride and the guests laugh until their sides hurt and even shed a few tears of joy?

 

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If you answered yes to one or three of the above questions, then I have good news for you because I am going to share with you tried and tested tips and ideas you really need to know so you can write a heartfelt maid of honor wedding speech for your friend or sister.

 

So, please stay tuned and I will walk you through everything you need to know even if you are not great with words or you are a terrible speaker!

 

Ok, let’s start. Is there any wedding you have been to that you still look back on with really fond memories?

 

If you have, then there is a possibility that one of the things that made that wedding night one to remember was how the toasts were delivered.

 

I am sure when you heard it made, you said to yourself that someday when your friend or sister is getting married.

 

Now, that day is so close and I know you are wondering how you are going to make it.

 

Please take heart because I am going to share with you a funny maid of honor speech that can help you write a funny maid of honor wedding speech that will earn you the respect and admiration of your friend or sister as well as the whole wedding guests.

 

Funny maid of honor toasts

 

Here Is the…

Funny Maid Of Honor Speech Sample/Template for a Friend or Sister

 

First and foremost, I would like to thank this website for this toast.

 

Hello everyone. My name is Natasha, and I am very happy to be here tonight to celebrate the wedding of my dear friend Mary to her new husband Felix. Mary, you look absolutely stunning tonight. Felix is one lucky man!

 

If you don’t know the story, Mary and Felix met each other at her sister’s wedding almost 3 years ago, and it was love at first sight. No distance could keep them apart, and even from the Dominican Republic, Felix serenaded Mary over Skype and text messages.

 

His charm and sweet words soon won her over, and she took a leap of faith in love and moved to the DR to teach for a year and of course be close to Felix.

 

And now Mary and Felix, because of the trust you had in each other and in the love that you shared, you are finally able to live and love together as husband and wife, and even in the same country!

To the beautiful bride Mary: we met back in first grade, and I am honored to still be one of your closest friends and celebrate with you on this special day.

 

Typically the maid of honor gives some marriage advice. I am not yet an expert on marriage, but I am an expert on Mary. I know that Felix will not only be your husband but your new best friend. So Felix I would like to share some insights from Mary’s very old best friend to her new very best friend.

 

  1. Felix, if you ever upset Mary, just remember that she loves ice cream. And if you really upset her, try French fries dipped in a chocolate shake.

 

  1. Mary will not be afraid to knock sense into you when she feels necessary. I once said the wrong thing and she threw a pillow at me, which happened to contain a hardbound textbook. Who keeps books in their pillows?

 

  1. Felix, a word of warning, Mary was a hurdler in high school. So don’t stand in her way, because she can and will jump over you.
  2. If you ever get tired of her talking, just send her out for coffee with some friends. But only if you can handle caffeine hyped Mary.
  3. Mary is the queen of procrastination, and she seems to do her best work in the middle of the night. Felix, uh, you can take advantage of this…

Felix, you are now prepared for all that lies ahead. You have chosen a wonderful woman to be your wife and all I ask is that you take good care of her and always keep her laughing.

And to Mary, thank you for being such a wonderful friend. I love your infectious laugh, open heart, and brutal honesty. Always remember that I, along with the rest of your friends and family will always be here to support you.

 

Before I finish, I wanted to share part of a letter that you had written to me on our high school graduation day: “Natasha, we have been through life’s ups and downs together and we are still standing strong.

 

As the day that I move approaches, I pray that our friendship will endure forever so that one day we really will sit next to each other in rocking chairs watching our grandchildren play and reminiscing on these wonderful days of our youth.”

 

Well, Mary we still have a long way until grandchildren, but tonight you are one step closer!

 

Please raise your glasses to Mary and Felix. May the happiness you have tonight only be the start of a wonderful life ahead.”

 

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Did you really enjoy this short but funny maid of honor wedding speech? I have heard and read so many great wedding speeches. But this is by far one of the most creative and unique maid of honor wedding toasts I have read.

 

Don’t you think it's an amazing speech ? I am sure you have learned a thing or two from this funny maid of honor wedding speech? 

 

Now, let us break this template/sample down bit by bit so you can figure how you can write one of the best maid of honor wedding speeches anyone ever heard at a wedding reception.

 

First and foremost, let us consider what goes into the introductory remarks and how you can write a great one without breaking sweat!

 

Here’s the excerpted example to guide us every step of the way.

Hello everyone. My name is Natasha, and I am very happy to be here tonight to celebrate the wedding of my dear friend Mary to her new husband Felix. Mary, you look absolutely stunning tonight. Felix is one lucky man!’’

 

This is a fairly simple maid of honor speech introduction. But you can hold the wedding guests in awe by sounding completely different from whatever anyone has heard at other weddings.

 

Well, it’s becoming increasingly common for some maids of honors to adopt the latest fad when it comes to delivering their opening remarks.

 

However, the overwhelming majority of them can’t seem to get it right and I am going to share with you a few ideas and tips you can use to write a heartfelt and humorous maid of honor wedding.

 

Are you ready? Ok, let’s go move forward with this.

After mentioning your relationship with the bride and groom( Hello and welcome everyone. I am Michelle, proud sister of Mary and her maid of honor), you can start with a bang and here are a few ways of doing that.

 

 

First, you can break out into a hilarious song like the one below and everyone will love it. You can do that if you have a good singing voice and you will get everyone’s attention.

 

 

 

 

Second, you can come on stage with some weird hairdo and act like you are a comedienne. 

 

Third, you can start by sharing a hilarious anecdote about when you first met the bride.  If you are her older sister, you can share something funny that happened prior to her birth.

 

Fourth, you can make your opening remarks very unique by waxing poetic even if you don’t want your entire speech to sound like a poem.

 

Here’s a short example

10 years ago, I met this girl at a trade fair 

She was a happy girl so I called her Miss Fair

 

Miss Fair loved to smile and give

Even when there was nothing to smile about

So we gave her another nickname Miss Smiley

And with that she became Miss Fair Smiley

 

Did you notice how enjoying that short example is even as it tried to capture the story of how the maids of honor met the bride ?

 

What better way to start your funny maid of honor speech on a bright note!

 

Now, let me ask you this. Which of those ideas do you think you can use for your opening remarks? There are other ideas though but those are great starters.

 

Now, let us look at

 

How You Can Easily Write the Structure or Outline of Your Maid of Honor Wedding Toast

 

Do you know the reason why most maid of honors really struggle with putting their thoughts together even though they have so many ideas of what to say?

 

It’s partly because the vast majority of them see the writing process as a journey and not as an art.

 

 

Funny maid of honor toasts examples

 

It’s common for wedding speech givers to quickly put down their thoughts and later edit, resulting in a boringly long story that sometimes doesn’t capture the true essence of their relationship with the bride and the groom.

 

But that shouldn’t be the case. Just like any other creative endeavor, you need something that has worked so you can model your speech after that.

 

 

From writing maid of other speeches and other wedding speeches for people around the globe, I have developed a simple plan that can help you refine your ideas so you can easily come up with a funny and heartfelt maid of honor wedding speech even if writing is not your forte.

 

 

First, decide on the length of your hilarious maid of honor speech. It shouldn’t be too long or too short. As long as it’s a nice speech and it touches on the key points, you wouldn’t bore anyone to death.  

 

 

Second, decide on the style you wish to use for your maid of honor speech. Styles to choose from are witty, sentimental, rhyming, musical, poetic, and hilarious maid of honor wedding speeches. If you can combine one or two styles, your wedding toast for the bride and groom will be a massive it!

 

Third, watch a couple of videos so you can figure out how funny maid of honor wedding speeches are made. I found some great clips you can learn a thing or two from. Just grab a pen and notepad and write down ideas and tips you think you can add to your wedding toast after viewing them.

 

Maid of honor speech video example #1

 

 

Maid of honor speech video#2

 

 

Fourth, you can put down fond memories of how your relationship has been like with your sister or friend over the years. These thought provoking questions can help you do just that.

  • When did you first meet the bride?

 

  • Where did you first meet the bride?

 

  • If you are the older sister of the bride, then you can share how you felt when your little sister was born

 

  • How has your relationship blossomed over the years?

 

  • Are there any funny and fond memories you recall that you wish to add to your wedding toast? List as many stories you want to include and cull your favorite from the pool of stories about your friendship with her.

 

  • Are there any love or marriage quotes you wish to add to your funny maid of honor wedding speech?

 

  • If you are married, then what do you want to tell the couple?

 

Having listed answers to the above questions, you can proceed to write a rough draft of your maid of honor wedding speech and keep refining it until it looks great.

 

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Now, let us quickly wrap by looking at…

How to End Your Maid Of Honor Wedding Speech

 

Your closing remarks are as important as your opening address so you really have to put in a lot of thought into what you want to say.

 

You don’t have to worry about what to say when you are finishing up as there are so many creative ways of ending with a bang and here are just a few of them.

 

First, if you are married, then you will come across as a very wise person if you share with the couple some nuggets of matrimonial wisdom. This works all the time.

 

Second, you can write a poem to end it. The fact that you are aiming at a funny maid of honor wedding speech doesn’t in any way mean that you have to be funny throughout. No, that is not how it works. You have to sprinkle your wedding toast with words that speaks to the heart.

 

So, you can use a poem like this or even customize it a bit.

 

"THIS MARRIAGE" BY RUMI

May these vows and this marriage be blessed.
May it be sweet milk,
this marriage, like wine and halvah.
May this marriage offer fruit and shade
like the date palm.

May this marriage be full of laughter,
our every day a day in paradise.

May this marriage be a sign of compassion,
a seal of happiness here and hereafter.
May this marriage have a fair face and a good name...

 

 

Third, if you have a good singing voice, you can probably modify the poem above and sing along to the beat of a well-known song and everyone will be happy with your delivery.

 

Fourth, if the couples are Christians, you can end with some bible verses about marriage and love. Here are some examples you can use to enrich your message.

 

Ephesians 5:25: "For husbands, this means love your wives, just as Christ loved the church. He gave up his life for her."

Genesis 2:24: "Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh.’’

Epheisans 4:2-3

"Be completely humble and gentle; be patient, bearing with one another in love. Make every effort to keep the unity of the Spirit through the bond of peace."

 

Fifth, if you are not married but still want to say something that will touch the heart of anyone who hears it, then you close with any of these poignant quotes.

"Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on X-Rays but you know it's there." -George Burns, comedian, actor, and writer

"…true love is never blind, but rather brings an added light." -Phoebe Cary, American poet

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." -Dr. Seuss, author

"The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds." -Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook

“A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.” Dave Meurer

 

Using the last quote, we can end with something like this even if you are not married.

 

Mike and Amanda, you are both a lovely couple and I would like to read you a quote I once read by Dave Meurer.

It goes like this, ‘’ “A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.” 

I have known both of you both for 2 years now and it speaks volumes about your friendship. So as you build your lives together, learn to make concessions for each other and you will always enjoy each other’s company. I speak on behalf of everyone here when I say we love you both and wish you all the happiness and love in your marriage.

How to write a hilarious maid of honor wedding toast

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Why? As you know, the current health crisis has caused severe hardships for most people.

Precious lives have been lost, jobs wiped out and families displaced, leaving everyone wondering what the future holds.

Yet, some brides are still getting married and asking their friends or siblings to make the maid of honor speeches. 

Nonetheless, not everyone could afford our services even before the pandemic suddenly hit us.

So, we have dropped our normal rates so you can simply pay what you want after you have got your beautiful speech.

Please note: When life gets back to normal, this offer will be scrapped for good.

So, please take advantage of it now even if your big day is in the future.

Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video, and the bride, your friends, friends and family, and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

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All the best,

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