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Funny Mother Of The Bride Speeches: How To Easily Write A Hilarious Mother Of The Bride Wedding Toast

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Funny Mother Of The Bride Speeches: A Word To Mothers Who Want To Give Funny Mother Of The Bride Speeches But Don’t Know How...

How To Easily and Quickly Write a hilarious mother of the bride speech the wedding guests will love even if you are a serious person or you have never given a humorous speech your whole lifetime.

 

For the many years that I have been helping moms the world over give beautiful speeches, there’s one thing, the bride's mother always ask for: funny mom of the bride speeches

 

Giving them what they want isn’t always easy because the information given to me by most mothers is as boring as a joke gone bad.

But I always do my very best to come up with something hilarious.  I don’t know if you are a naturally funny person or not.

 

Thanks to the following ideas, you too can easily write a hilarious mother of the bride wedding speech that will make your daughter, family, and the guests very happy and so proud of you, no matter where you find yourself.

 

Before we start, here are a few things you should consider.

 

First Change This Thing About You And You Will Make It

 

Have you ever felt embarrassed after being asked to give some remarks before a group of people? If you have, then, I can only imagine what you are going through at this very moment as you prepare to make another speech. 

 

But you don’t have to worry because you can channel your nervousness into strength if you look at the bright side of things this time around and work on overcoming your past errors.

 

How so? If you ever goofed terribly speaking before a crowd, you need not get so fixated on that even though you will get mental flashes of that experience every now and then.

 

The trick here is to promise yourself that you are going to make a difference as you decide what to say at your daughter’s wedding or bridal shower and focus on reaching the desired goal no matter what you are feeling right now.

 

 

The more you dwell on your desired goal, the more you get close to the ‘’street’’ of success as you are bound to become a perfect picture of what you repeatedly set your mind on.

 

 

So, from now until you grab the microphone, keep imagining yourself saying great things about your daughter and son-in-law and you will be energized from within to speak with confidence and clarity even if you are as timid as live fish trapped on land.

 

Some folks erroneously believe that you need to have the funny gene to come up with something funny. Contrary to what most people think, you don’t necessarily have to be a naturally funny person to write the best father of the bride toast even though it helps to a certain extent.

 

Remember, you are only there to tell a story about your relationship with the bride. So, all you need are good memories of the best moments you and your precious daughter has spent together.

 

If there’s something funny along those lines, that would make your toast fantastic. Don’t force it if you don’t have a funny anecdote to back it up.

 

With that said, you just can’t start writing without getting a clear idea of what to say and what not to say.

Well, guess what?  Mother of the bride youtube videos can help give you a hint of how such speeches are made. 

By the way, I found two video examples for inspiration and guidance. Just grab your pen and paper and jot down ideas you really think can help you plan what to write.

Funny mother of the bride speech example # 1

 

 

Hilarious mother of the bride speech example # 2

 

 

Well, I have a written funny mother of the bride's speech you can learn from. This one is going to be a bit different. Not the traditional mothers’ speeches we have all grown accustomed to.

 

 

Here you go:

Good evening and thanks to everyone for coming to the wedding of my precious daughter Pearl and my son-in-law Chris.

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to tell you a story. Many years ago, a French husband and wife were traveling through Eastern Europe with the wife’s aged aunt.

 

The old woman had been pains in the butt from the word go, complaining about everything… the food, the hotels, the weather, and the people.

   

Finally, she went too far and insulted a small nation’s queen. As a result, all three members of the family were sentenced to corporal punishment in the form of fifty lashes.

 

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However, because the nation did not wish to be viewed as hostile to foreign visitors, the queen agreed that each be granted a wish before receiving the punishment.

 

The wife said that she would like pillows to be bound to her rear end and so the pillows were tied in place and the aunt received her fifty lashes. Finally, it was the husband‘s turn.

''I have two wishes if that’s possible'', he said

That’s acceptable… said the Chief Of Police. ..I am empowered by her royal highness to grant you two wishes. What are your wishes Sir?

First, I would like to be given one hundred lashes instead of fifty.

 

The Police Chief stood speechless and asked: ''Are you sure? That’s an unusual request. Nevertheless, I would grant your wish and what’s your second wish''

I want my wife’s aunt to be bound to my back.

 

As  Pearl and Chris, embark on the journey of marriage together, they will surely encounter similar situations because we don’t live in a perfect world. But they can make the most of every situation by seeing challenges as blessings in disguise and they will come out together stronger for it no matter what life throws at them.  

 

Chris and Pearl, my hope and prayer are that life would be abundantly kind to you and you will hold onto each other in good times and bad. God bless you and we wish you the very best.

 

Did you see how different that example was? If the father of the bride is making a speech, he would probably say a lot of nice things about your daughter. But you can make yours different as I have just shown you.

 

Don’t be so scared of getting off the beaten path and experimenting with something new because you can be loved and respected for that.  Well, you may give it a try.

 

That being said let us see how to write a funny mother of the bride's speech toast.

 

Before we do, let’s see some comedy techniques you can employ to endear yourself to the wedding guests.



Self-deprecating jokes… where someone makes a joke about himself or herself. If you don’t want to embarrass your daughter

 


Another is stand-up comedy: a delivery style whereby someone entertains with jokes and humorous stories. This is employed by most mothers as the ‘’’normal’’ mother toast as most parents of the bride share hilarious anecdotes about their daughter’s life.

 

Another is a situational comedy: a kind of comedy arising out of everyday situations. It is similar to stand-up comedy.

 

Now, which of those styles will you go for?  

 

Now, let us see how to write a humorous speech for your daughter and son-in-law.

To do that, you should start by saying some thank you to persons who have helped your daughter become who she is.

 

Such people could be her dad, grandparents, siblings, sister-in-law, etc. So, put down their names and explain why you are thanking them.

 

This is an example: I am also indebted to my sister Beverly (Pearl’s Aunt) for her love and attention. Aunt Beverly is the “fun” aunt and party thrower! 

Got it? That is how it is done.

 

After you have said that, you need to engage the audience. Well, you can’t force yourself to act like a clown if you are not a naturally funny person.

 

Here some ideas that can provoke laughter even if you are not endowed with a funny gene.

  • If your son-in-law is from another country or belong to a different culture, you can learn how to greet the audience in his dialect and you will get some good laughs out of that.

 

  • You may start by saying: ''I promise that this is going to be the funniest mother of the bride speech you have ever or read’’ and then you roll down a very long sheet of paper and jokingly add this to your speech: ''Seriously, did you believe me when I said that?  Remember, I have raised her for 30 years now. She’s my baby girl. You are even luckier to have gotten these few pages considering how long she’s been under my roof…I just didn’t have the funds for a blockbuster movie about her life…I would have tried.

 

  • Funny mother of the bride speech toast one-liners or jokes can help you put one foot in the door :

 

Here’s a funny quote by Elizabeth Stone: ''Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."

 

Now, let me show you how to use that funny quote to make a short funny mother speech about your daughter.

A wise woman once said that making a decision to have a daughter is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. Well, I didn’t know that until Danielle was born.

 

If you are planning to use idea #3, then you have to make sure the anecdote you will share has a connection with the strength of a woman’s heart or an event that demonstrated how tough she is.

 

  • You may start with a good joke or make fun of the bride without upsetting her.
  • Some fathers have very horrible singing voices. But if you can, your introduction will be a hit!
  • You can also come to upstage in funny clothes or with props like a bizarre-looking wig or a weird pair of glasses, everyone will laugh out loud.
  • You may share a funny story about how you felt when she was born

 

Now, let us look at how to write the content or body of your toast. Sometimes, you don’t have to look for a funny word or technique to get the guests excited.


Telling a funny story or event can get everyone excited. Such tales can be either real or imagined as a truly authentic funny speech comes out of sharing funny incidents about your daughter's life.

Even if the story is imagined, you can make the most of it by connecting its morals to the theme of your speech if you want it to sound more impactful.

 

I once used that story involving the husband and the aged queen at the outset of this article and the client loved it so much.

                                           


From that story, we can glean the following lessons

Lesson # 1: It pays to be courteous

Lesson # 2: Contentment in life is a great gain

Lesson # 3: Every decision has its own consequences

 

Perhaps we can add this cliché: ‘’ If you go to Rome, just do what the Romans do.’’

 

Let’s now see how to use any of those lessons to write a short funny mother speech

 


Sample Funny Mother Of The Bride Speech


Amanda, you look so happy like a truly beautiful princess and it gives me joy that you’re going to build your life with Steve.

 

As you may know, marriage is a lot like the story I shared at the start of my speech. Marriage is like a roller-coaster ride…It’s has its own ups and downs…

 

So, you need not complain like the aged aunt who went too far and insulted a nation’s queen when times are pretty tough because you can never have all you need in this life.

Learn to be content with the little things that come your way because you can only have much when you appreciate the little you have got.

 

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I hope you have seen how we infused …lesson # 2: ''to be content with the little things that come your way'' into that brief extract?



That’s exactly how you can write your speech using a funny story.

If you don’t know a tale like this one, you can share a true incident that you think is funny about your daughter.

 

It could be about memories you have accumulated with your family or her.

Do you recall such stories?  Write it down…putting as many of them down will help because you can pick which one you want to add to your script.


Your speech can also sound very interesting if you compare your daughter to a known item.

 

The following example can best explain what I want to put across.


Another Example Could Be This


Congrats Tom on finding such a caring, loving, and gifted wife.

If Brittany’s mind were to be taxed she’d get a rebate because she’s very smart.

 

On a more serious note, you have found a loving, diligent wife who loves children and has some outstanding family values.  

So, please be sensitive to her needs, protect her with all your strength, and don’t forget to pamper with gifts but do so in moderation else you might go broke like a church mouse because my daughter is such a tireless shopaholic.  

 

To create an outline for your speech, you can provide answers to the following questions:

  • What are some fun and fond memories you wish to share?
  • What was your daughter like when she was a little girl?
  • What was she like when she was growing up?

 

Your speech should strike a fair balance since you have to say something about your son-in-law.

 

So, simply ask yourself these questions:

  • What were your first impressions when you first him?
  • Any funny memories about the time you have spent with the groom and his family?
  • What are his beautiful character traits you really admire?
  • What do you want to say to him about your daughter?

 

Having provided responses to the questions above, sit down and put together a rough draft. The appropriate use of similes and metaphors can help transform boring sentences into thrilling ones as you go about it.

 

For example, instead of saying your daughter was funny to be around. You can turn things around by rendering it like this:

 

Amanda was like a microwave when she was growing up. He was very was easy to take care of, very warm on the inside, and her constant, sunny smile warmed the hearts of everyone she ever met.

 

What you come up with as you write your funny toast for your daughter might not look great initially. But you have got to still work on it until it looks good to you.

Speech for mothers

 

If for some reason, you cannot write something quite similar to the example above, you can model your speech after this one. 

 

Now, let us look at how to write the ending to any funny mother of the bride speech toast.

  • First, you can end with a hilarious poem about marriage.

 

  • Second, if you have a good voice for singing, is another great musical aid to help make your speech very entertaining.

 

  • Third, if you are gifted with words, you can make your conclusion rhythmic. Below is a short example

It doesn’t matter where you go

You can always make it through any snow

And together you will make it work no matter how it goes

 


Try reading this out loud and you will notice how rhythmic the closing lines are. You can try composing one from a very good piece of poem.

 

  • Fourth, you can share some time-tested marriage advice based on your own personal experiences like the one below.

 

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Both of you are on the same team together and it takes a few things to make your marriage work as you envision it to me. So, always treat each other with love and respect. Never stop being friends and have some adventures every now and then. That way, you will be creating a strong marriage.

 

  • Fifth, you can simply end with some best wishes for the couple if you don’t want to give a piece of advice. You may use a couple of these:

-I am so happy about your wedding, although you'd remain my little princess always. May you have a wonderful life with your life partner and enjoy it to the fullest!

 

-May you have a big beautiful world that is full of love, joy, trust, and memories!

 

-Congratulations on starting a new chapter of your life and wishing you joy, adventure, and laughter for your married life. May you have a successful married life filled with God’s choicest blessings!

 

- Sending you my warmest wishes for today and always. God bless your marriage with lots of love, happiness, and trust that will enrich your life as a couple. Congratulations!”

- “Congratulations on your commitment, your wedding, and your marriage! May your future bring you joy and happiness all the days of your life’’

 

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Now, your speech shouldn’t be funny from start to the end of it. If you are a deeply religious person or a Christian, you can use Bible verses like the ones below to make your speech sound sweet and spiritual.

 

Ecclesiastes 4:9: "Two are better than one because they have a good return for their labor: If either of them falls down, one can help the other up. But pity anyone who falls and has no one to help them up. Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone?"

 

Ephesians 5:25-33: "Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church, ..."

 

Suppose, you want to talk about how happy you are for the bride, you can write a short example from the last verse:

I knew he would be the one to love you with all his heart. The man who would take on the role of head of your family with certainty. Someone who desires to uplift and encourage and love you as Christ loved the church. What a blessing! Congratulations, honey!

Finally, you may end with a toast.

P.S-- As a mother of the bride, everyone will be on the lookout for your great speech and you can't let the bride and her husband, friends, and family down by giving an ordinary speech.

Your speech has to be unique and very exceptional!

Claire was quite skeptical when she came to us but we kept assuring what she will make her son and family proud-and this is what she sent over after the wedding was over

'' Hello Dan, their wedding went very well. The usual stress beforehand for the couple organizing the event but all things to do went so smoothly. I also like to say that I'm so proud of my speech, almost got a standing ovation, lol! I'm so glad I've found you. Definitely recommend you to my friends and family in future weddings. Wish you the very best.''-  Claire, New Zealand

Want to know how she did just that? She got on board our wedding speech program and one of our talented speech consultants helped her out.

Want to get on board? You should!

 

Ok, Is This Offer For Me?

  • Yes, if you are expecting nothing less than a very special, beautiful, unique and memorable speech.

 

  • Don’t have much time to write a perfect speech just as you want it because of work demands and other life's pressure or even sick? Then, let’s take care of it and the guests will definitely sing your praises--we have done it for so many others and it's your turn now!

 

  • Yes, if you are overwhelmed by the pressures of work and don’t have the time to put together a very meaningful speech, so you can have your peace of mind

 

  • Yes, if you want your family, your daughter, friends, and wedding guests to shower you with very sincere compliments…just imagine how you will feel

 

  • Yes, if you are not good with words and you feel you’re not a natural writer and you are struggling to find the right words but still want to give a great speech.

 

  • Yes, you get so scared anytime you’re asked to say something before an audience and you really want to save yourself from any form of embarrassment on your daughter's big day.

 

  • Yes, if you are not too eloquent or not too sure if you are on the right track.

 

  • Yes, if you absolutely hate speaking in public or feel this is not your thing but you want to make your daughter feel very proud

 

  • Yes, if you have a day or less to the wedding and you are worried that you might make some horrible mistakes

 

  • Yes, if you are a good speaker but you still want someone to look over or review what you've come up with!

 

Just imagine leaving your entire presentation in the hands of skilled wedding speech consultants who will take away your pain of spending hours thinking hard and long about what to say and what not to say.


Also, envision being patiently guided to say something that will leave a favorable impression on the mind of your listeners.


And also imagine the thrill and feeling of excitement and pride you’re going to experience when the audience leap onto their feet and scream and shouts and even sing your praises.


Won’t you love that? I hope you do...

Wedding not too far away? Or happening in less than 24 hours? Trust me, we can deliver! it doesn’t matter if your speech is today, tomorrow, next week, next month ,next year,... we can make things work for you  

 

Ok, I am Interested, What’s the Cost?

You simply pay what you want after you’ve got your beautiful speech.

Why? As you know, the current health crisis has caused severe hardships for most people.

Precious lives have been lost, jobs wiped out and families displaced, leaving everyone wondering what the future holds.

Yet, some daughters are still getting married and asking their moms to give speeches.

''It was perfect Dan.  I changed a few things in the speech. And I had several people come up and tell me how well done it was. I couldn't have done it better. Thanks for your help''- Marilyn, Canada

Nonetheless, not every mother could afford our services even before the pandemic suddenly hit us.

So, we have dropped our normal rates so you can simply pay what you want after you have got your beautiful speech.

Please note: When life gets back to normal, this offer will be scrapped for good.

So, please take advantage of it now even if your daughter’s big day is in the future.

Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video and your daughter and son-in-law and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

So, please take advantage of it now even if your daughter’s big day is in the future by simply paying what you want after you get your beautiful speech.   

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Oh Ok, How Then Do I Get Started Since I Want To Get On Board Right Away?

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So,

1)CLICK HERE  NOW TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT THIS QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have peace of mind!

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Satisfaction guaranteed for mother of the groom

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Ok, I am Interested, What’s the Cost?

You simply pay what you want after you’ve got your beautiful speech.

Why? As you know, the current health crisis has caused severe hardships for most people.

Precious lives have been lost, jobs wiped out and families displaced, leaving everyone wondering what the future holds.

Yet, some daughters are still getting married and asking their moms to give speeches.

''It was perfect Dan.  I changed a few things in the speech. And I had several people come up and tell me how well done it was. I couldn't have done it better. Thanks for your help''- Marilyn, Canada

Nonetheless, not every mother could afford our services even before the pandemic suddenly hit us.

So, we have dropped our normal rates so you can simply pay what you want after you have got your beautiful speech.

Please note: When life gets back to normal, this offer will be scrapped for good.

So, please take advantage of it now even if your daughter’s big day is in the future.

Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video and your daughter and son-in-law and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

So, please take advantage of it now even if your daughter’s big day is in the future by simply paying what you want after you get your beautiful speech.   

Please note: Your speech draft comes with a proven and simple tip to master your speech or remember your speech just as you want it without carrying a paper with you.

Just see what someone said about that great tip that's proven to calm your nerves and help you speak with purpose, poise, and clarity!

''Hi Dan,

The speech went very well, I modified it a bit and practiced it as you suggested (great advice).  Thanks for all your help and if I need a prepared speech again I’ll definitely contact you.

All the best,

Matt''

Please note: Don’t fill out this form if you’re a dishonest individual. This offer is for a limited time.

So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have peace of mind and not lose money. The risk is on us!

You don't have to worry about paying our per speech for now.

Forget about money and let’s write something for you. We believe in the values of honesty and integrity and we think you should be happy with our work first.

So, Here Are The Benefits You Get When You Get On Board!

  • A great speech written by our wedding speech consultants that reflects what you want to say exactly
  • We coach you on how to use your voice to make your speech very exciting.
  • We show you a simple but often overlook strategy to rehearse your speech even if you have a very poor memory. This method is used by great speakers like Obama and was used by Abraham Lincoln and his compatriots
  • The most effective way to get your entire speech into your head without memorizing your speech. Guaranteed to help you even if you have a very poor memory or your memory is like a gold fish…most of our clients still wonder where we got this idea from. This ensures that you don't read off a sheet of paper...

Just see what someone said about that great tip that's proven to calm your nerves and help you speak with purpose, poise, and clarity!

''Hi Dan,

The speech went very well, I modified it a bit and practiced it as you suggested (great advice).  Thanks for all your help and if I need a prepared speech again I’ll definitely contact you.

All the best,

Matt''

  • Ways to include humor in your speech and what it takes to do so

So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have peace of mind and not lose money. The risk is on us!

Remember, you have to see your speech first before you pay. So, you can relax and let us sweat it out at our expense!

 

 

 


Funny Groom Wedding Speech or Toast: How To Easily Write A Hilarious Groom Wedding Speech Using This Easy-To-Follow Example

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Everyone enjoys listening to funny groom wedding speeches, right? Oh yeah….I absolutely love them!

But, let’s face it. It can be a real pain in the butt when it comes to making  hilarious groom wedding toasts.

Well, if you are bent on delivering one, then you just have to spend a few minutes of your time on this page and I will share with you….

  • How to write a very funny groom toast even if you are not a naturally funny person
  • How you can properly model your hilarious groom speech after great funny groom speech examples without breaking a sweat
  • Plus lots of simple ideas and proven examples to help you write a very hilarious groom speech like a pro

 

 

Have you ever listened to a funny groom wedding speech that made your day? I hope so.  I am sure you got so excited listening to one that you probably concluded that you are going to make one too when you are about to get married to the love your life someday.

 

Funny wedding groom speech

 

Well, your big day is finally here and it's your turn. But let me ask you this:

 

Do You Really Have What It Takes To Come Up With a Humorous Wedding Speech?

 

If the thought of saying something hilarious makes your heart miss lost of beats,  then, please don’t worry about it because this short story or joke will inspire you to come up with a very funny groom speech that will make your wedding night one to remember.

 

Here's Something To Make You Happy

 

During a wedding rehearsal, the groom took the minister to one side and said:

''I will give you 100 dollars if you change my wedding vows. When you reach the part where I promise to love, honor and obey and ‘forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever, I want you to leave that bit out.''

The minister duly accepted 100 dollars. At the ceremony itself, the minister got to the groom's vows and said: ''Will you promise to obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning, and promise that you will never look at another woman?''

The groom was horrified. ''I thought we had a deal, ‘’ he hissed. ‘’ Yes,’’ whispered the minister pressing the 100 dollars into the groom’s hand. ‘’ But the bride made a better offer.''

At the ministers’ words, his face fell and he muttered: ''I would have been luckier if I had emptied my bank account…She’s going to give me a run for my money.'' 

 

I hope you enjoyed reading that joke as much as I did. Adding a nice wedding joke is one of the best ways of making your groom speech funny and creating memories that will last forever.

 

First and foremost, let’s debunk some common myths about making hilarious groom speeches and how to set yourself up for an electrifying performance.

 

Here they are:

 

  • You really don’t have to a naturally funny person to write a funny groom speech.  You can deliver one if you know the steps involved in creating one.
  • You don’t have to imitate another wedding speech or speaker you admire. Just be yourself and insert a few humorous stories here and there and you will please the wedding crowd.
  • Finally, you don’t to act like a clown to delight the audience.  You just have to add a few props to your speech to make it absolutely hilarious.

 

Your groom speech doesn’t have to be funny from start to the end. If you have the ability to do that, that would be great.  But if you can’t, you should just sprinkle throughout your speech a few hilarious incidents here and there and you will be successful.

 

Now, This Is How To Write Your Groom Speech Like A Pro!

 

Without further ado, let’s get started by watching two funny groom speech videos so you can get an idea of how to make funny groom speeches. This is particularly helpful if you have never seen or heard one.

 

Here’s a suggestion though: Please grab your notepad and pen and write down tips and ideas that resonate best with you as you watch these video clips.

 

Funny Groom Speech Template Video#1

 

 

 

Humurous Groom Speech Example Video #2

 

 

I am sure you enjoyed listening to both speeches. What was your favorite if I may ask? Well,  I would give a thumps up for the second clip. I really like how the attitude of the old man and the fact that the groom was able to sustain our interest for that amount of time.

 

If you love to read, then here’s a written sample you can study and model your scripter after

 

Here Is A Short Funny Groom Speech Example You Can Model Your Toast After

 

I found this at www.hitched.co.uk and I am glad to share it with you because it perfectly captures the essence of what the writing process is all about. I really want to thank Liam for posting it on that website.

 

“Hello All!

As I sat at Bianca and Andy’s wedding watching Andy slowly fill the room with his tears, Bayley’s Cousin Mark and I spoke about my own speech.

 

Mark’s closing advice was that you are never going to have a more receptive audience than at a wedding. I’d ask you all to please keep this salient point in mind and react generously of the course of my speech!

 

I think that before I get into this, I need to make a special toast right away. Please raise your glasses. This toast is to a man that none of you actually know, not even Bayley. It’s a man named Collin. Collin comes from Milton Keynes and he got married in September 2012. Collin was kind enough to post his speech online, and I have taken advantage of that kindness by plagiarizing it shamelessly.

 

Collin, you are an articulate, funny man and I hope I do you justice. So please raise your glasses, to Collin!

 

 

In the last couple of weeks, I’ve been asked if I am nervous. The answer was that, yeah, of course, I was. Nervous about the ceremony, the first dance, and especially this speech. But I’ve never had a single doubt that getting married to Bayley will be the best thing I will ever do in my life.

 

To start with, I would like to take this opportunity to say that unfortunately, there are some people close to our hearts who cannot be with us today. I know they would have enjoyed it immensely. Our thoughts are with them and we know that their thoughts are with us. Ladies and gentlemen… please raise your glasses to ABSENT AND LOST, Family and Friends.

 

Anyway, on behalf of my wife and I (tough crowd), we have to thank you all for making this day so special for us both. It wouldn’t be the same without you all. Some of you have come a long way, some not so much.

 

But all of you have traveled in the knowledge that you’re going to have to pay £8 for a vodka and coke. That is commitment and we really appreciate it. And so the next toast goes out to you lot – please be upstanding, turn to your neighbor and raise your glass – “To you”!

 

I’d like to thank Jacqui for her kind words and best wishes just now. I’d also like to thank you for giving me your blessing to marry your amazing daughter and the help you’ve given us in preparing for our wedding.

 

Hilarious wedding speech from groom to bride

 

You’ve been extremely welcoming to me and supportive of us. Even when I stole your bottle of wine at Bianca’s wedding in November, you’ve continued to put up with me, which I thank you for. (And I recommend you hold onto your wine bottle when we leave).

 

I also want to thank my mum and dad for your support to both of us. Thank you for everything you have given me throughout my life and in particular the help you’ve given us in preparing for our wedding. You have given me and Pan so many opportunities in our lives that have made us the outstanding children to you that we are today.

 

As a thank you to you both, we’ve got a gift for you. Don’t worry John, this is for both of you!

 

Please join me in raising a glass to the parents!

I was also able to get Bayley’s nephew, Zayn’s approval prior to the wedding too. (Which is a good thing considering we had already appointed him as page boy by this point).

 

Bayley and I were babysitting Zayn and Rocco one evening. Just as Bayley tucked Zayn into bed, Zayn said “Auntie Bayley I hear you’re getting married like mommy did?” “That’s right I am” Bayley said. Zayn then said “who are you getting married to?” “Uncle Liam!” said Bayley.

 

Zayn then gave me his stamp of approval with “oh that’s good I like Uncle Liam!” Given that our Niece Keira has not been afraid to mention on several occasions to my face that Auntie Bayley is her favourite, I took that as her approval also!

 

Bayley could be forgiven for thinking that this day might have come a couple of years earlier. After several teasing questions from our friends and family about when I might propose, I once joked that I had already bought her ring and that I was hiding it under the bed.

 

Almost as quickly as I said this, I realised this was a mistake. The ring Bayley had always wanted was made by a small jewellers in Barnstaple. The ring had already been moved to the sold gallery on their website by this point, which made my lie seem even more believable.

 

I then had to keep this lie going (as a sort of joke) for the next 2 years, secretly worrying how I would be able to buy her this ring. In the end I had it made by the same jewellers so I got out of that one OK.

 

It was at this stage of writing my speech that I struggled with what to move onto next. Do I go with a story about when me and Bayley first met or do I go straight into the soppy stuff. I then asked myself, what did Collin do? So onto the story of how me and Bayley first met…

 

As some of you will know, me and Bayley used to work at Burton. However because we both worked in the smaller shoe department where there was only ever 1 person on at a time, we didn’t actually meet for the first 3 months, until we had our Christmas party on the 2nd December 2011.

 

After going to a pub nearby for some pre-drinking, we began to make our way to the restaurant.

 

The first time I laid my eyes on Bayley, she was storming over in her big red heels to a parking attendant who was in the process of giving her a ticket. Now as I expect some of you know, Bayley can have a little bit of a temper.

 

After some choice words (which I can’t repeat today) from Bayley to the poor man trying to do his job, Bayley stormed off in a fit of rage. At that point I remember thinking to myself: ‘this girl is absolutely crazy’.

 

We proceeded to get talking at the restaurant and, once I had established that she didn’t need help, we seemed to hit it off. 3 cars and at least 10 jobs for Bayley, 6 holidays, a skydive (a gift from me which Bayley was obviously delighted with from the word go..), a house of our own, and a mischievous cat later, here we are today.

 

I tried really hard to put into words how I feel about Bayley. What I’ve ended up with is a disorganized list of random observations about her. These were meant to be embellished into cute little anecdotes about why I love her, but it’s turned into a series of random thoughts. Regardless, here we go…

 

She runs like a penguin, she hates it when I don’t listen (which judging by some of the disapproving looks she gives me, is most of the time), she can’t go more than about 30 minutes without satisfying her sugar craving, when I once bought her a 24 pack of Rio from Costco I’ve never seen her more happy, and still haven’t, she thinks I’m a bad dancer (and she couldn’t be more right), she hates exercise more than anything on this planet, she is open minded to my questionable music taste, if she could, she’d nap for 23 hours of the day.

She loves our cat Jake even though he prefers me to her, she consistently goes out of her way to help people without expecting anything in return, she’s one of the kindest people I know, people tend to like her more than they like me.

 

Let’s now please raise a glass to my beautiful wife.

To Bayley. I love you so much and look forward to growing old with you.

That last line was all Collin… but I couldn’t have put it any better.

I’d now like to thank all of Bayley’s bridesmaids for making this day complete for Bayley. I think we can all agree that you all look absolutely stunning today.

 

I know I can speak for her in saying how much she appreciates all the support you’ve given her, and in particular to Bianca for throwing her a fantastic hen party.

 

She was so happy with everything that you prepared, well, all except the Mr & Mrs game which as I understand my answers didn’t go down so well..!! Good to get our feelings all out in the open before the wedding I guess!!

 

To all those that went, please ask for a Prosecco at the bar on me. (and just so you know this isn’t a cruel joke, I have put the money behind the bar!!)

 

I’d also like to thank the best man and ushers for making it to my stag in Lisbon. Certainly having me dress up as a sailor to highlight what my mum used to dress me in as a baby really did set the tone for the weekend!

 

Pete also did his best to steal the limelight away from me by selfishly breaking his hand on day 2 but luckily for me no one really took any notice of him and he continued without medical attention until he returned home.

 

To commemorate the weekend, you should all see a lovely shot in front of you. I’d now ask that you all save the queen and “see it off”. Please can you all raise your glasses once more to the bridesmaids and ushers!

That leaves me to thank you once again for being here, and I really hope you enjoy the band (they cost £58 a song..)

Cheers everyone!”

 

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Now, Let’s Get The Ball Rolling With My Comments That Can Help You Write Yours Effortlessly

 

That example was by a guy from the UK but it can still be adapted to suit your style or needs. Now, let’s break it down bit by bit so we can figure out what goes into writing a funny groom speech or toast.

 

First, let’s look at the opening lines of the funny groom speech above to help us a clear understanding of how to craft your opening remarks.

 

Funny groom speech opening lines

 

If you read that entire extract in details, you will realize that it has the following core components:

  • Inclusion of a funny story
  • Thanking the best man/ roasting the best man or groomsmen
  • Thanking the parents of the bride for allowing you to marry their daughter
  • Thanking your own parents for their love and support
  • Thanking the crowd for their love and support

 

Please note: Your introduction should capture all of the bullet points we've just looked at.

 

This is what I want you to do now. Can you take a few minutes to write down a simple introduction by incorporating one or more of the above ideas? Just give it a try and your ideas will flow from there.

 

Now, let’s talk about adding a funny element at the start of your speech. Here’s an example to illustrate how to make your opening lines funny.

 

Here you go:

For the sake of the gatecrashers, let me start by saying: For those of you, I am Dan and am the bride’s former boyfriend! And now, her duly recognized and respected husband!

 

I giggled like a happy little boy when I read that. Did you realize how I started with that? Guess what? The opening lines of your speech have the power to break the nervous ice if done well and get the wedding audience right into the very heart of your wedding toast.

 

 

Aside from starting with a funny incident, you could also kickstart using or more of these ideas once you get a creative spark. 

 

 Here they are:

  • If this is a multicultural wedding, you can learn how to greet the audience or even express words of gratitude in English and translate your words into the bride’s mother tongue and everyone will be happy with you. If you can’t speak the language fluently, please ask for help from the bride or her parents or someone who’s well versed in it.

 

  • You may also start by saying: ''I promise that this is going to be the shortest groom speech you have ever’’ (comment: and then you roll down a very long sheet of paper and jokingly add this:) ''Seriously, did you believe me when I said that?  Remember, we have been dating  for five years and you shouldn’t expect anything less than that. You are even luckier to have gotten these few pages considering how long we have been together! ''

 

  • Funny groom speech one-liners or wisecracks can also be great conversation starters.  Here’s an example: 

A wise man once said that a woman is like a teabag. You won't know who strong she is until you put her in hot water. I only got to know that Nancy is a tea bag until we got into big trouble while on vacation in Australia. So, for now, I am going to tell you why this special lady is my tea bag.

  • You may start with a good joke. Inside jokes may help to an extent but bear in mind that not everyone will get it. You may make fun of the bride, your own parents, and others without utterly embarrassing them.
  • A lot of grooms have very horrible singing voices like toads croaking in water in the dead of the night. You can take advantage of that by singing a well-known song and then tell everyone that you have been rehearsing the song for months and you are glad your voice is getting better. That will get everyone chuckling with delight. 
  • You can also come to upstage in funny clothes or with props and the crowd will crack up laughing.

 

Funny speech by groom on wedding day

 

It’s Now Over To You…Which Of Those Tips Or Ideas Will Work Best For You? You’ve Got To Decide And Act On It!

 

Now, let’s quickly turn our attention to the body: the story outline of your message.

This is the part of your message the audience enjoys the most so you have to make sure it’s interesting and memorable.

 

This is what I suggest you should do to come up with great content for the body of your funny groom wedding toast.  Just do a little brainstorming and write your answers next to the following questions:

  • When and where did you first meet the bride?
  • What were your first impressions the first time you met her?
  • What are some fun and fond memories you would like to share?
  • When did you realize the bride was going to be your wife?
  • What are your shared interests or how do you complement each other?
  • Why do you really love the bride?
  • In what ways does she balance you out?
  • What are her beautiful qualities that you admire?
  • What do you imagine the future to be like with her by your side?
  • What promises do you want to make to your wife?

 

Please note: If you can’t recall every single detail, please don’t worry. Just down what you can remember and then use your answers to write a rough first draft.

You may scroll up and read the example at the outset of this post once again for inspiration so you can complete your draft.

If you have a few days to the wedding ceremony, you can keep making changes until you’re very happy with the final edit. But it’s always best to let another pair of eyes to look at it.

 

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Now, Let’s Get Into How To Write The Ending Of Your Funny Groom Speech

 

You should put a lot of effort into the closing remarks because it’s the part that will stay in the minds of your friends and family and loved ones for a very long time.  

Are you wondering about how to end your groom's speech with a bang? You may end with one or more of these tips.

  • You can end with a short and sweet poem about love like this one by Thomas a Kempis

Love is a great thing, yea, a great and thorough good.
By itself, it makes that which is heavy light…but as a living flame, it forces itself upwards and securely passes through all.
Love is active and sincere, courageous, patient, faithful, prudent, and manly.

  • You can make promises to your wife .  Here’s an example:

I promise to love you, still look after you, and tease you back when you tease me. But I won’t do it for too long else…

 

  • Are you a Christian or a deeply religious person, then you can use the words of the bible to climax it or end it with a prayer.

 

Here’s an example that illustrates using a verse from the scripture.

 

In Ephesians 5:25, scripture instructs husbands to love their wives just as Jesus Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her. 

Sarah, I know without a shadow of a doubt that you are God’s best gift to me and I promise to love you with my whole heart just as Jesus loved the church and gave himself up for her.

I know that loving you like Christ is not as easy as it’s often said, but God will be my source of love and strength. My love for you is so pure, so unconditional, and I know with you by my side, we will grow in the love of God and enjoy his best blessings.

 

  • Did you know you can use portions of your vow to script a few hilarious lines? Just imagine how receptive the audience will be to your speech if you say something along these lines to your bride.

 

You love to eat sandwiches but you hate it when you have to wait for a hot one. So from this moment forward, I promise to always get you one on time.

Humurous wedding speech by groom and bride

P.S: Most grooms do this...Have you considered it? Want to write and give a great wedding speech like the one above but can't seem to get started because you don't know the exact words to use?

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Funny or Hilarious Father Of The Bride Speeches

Do you want to give a funny father of the bride speech that will impress your daughter and family as well as the guests but don’t know how to come up with something humorous?

 

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Just follow these easy steps and your speech will bring the house down even if you have never made someone laugh all your life or you hate being in the public eye.

 

Ever Heard This Joke?

 


There was this Texan rancher who was doing agricultural consulting for a farmer in Germany. 

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photo credit: www. sundaynoises.com.wordpress.com

He asked the German farmer about the size of his property, to which he replied, ''About a mile square. ''

When the German asked the Texan about the size of his ranch, the rancher explained that if he got in his pickup truck at dawn and drove until sunset he would still be on his ranch.


Not to be outdone, the farmer replied, ''I used to have an old truck like that.''

 


Why Use Humor In Your Speech For Daughter?


This hilarious joke captures the essence of using humor in wedding speeches to entertain the audience as well as say something memorable about your daughter. 

 

Although funny father of the bride speeches toasts are always a big hit with the wedding guests, most fathers find it so hard to give a hilarious speech that will delight and amaze the audience.

Granted, this piece has been written to arm you with the right ideas and examples you need to write a funny father of the bride speech toast that will make your daughter, son-in-law, and others feel so proud of you.

Before we do, let us get a few things right.

 

First You Have To Change This Poisonous View You Already Hold

Most fathers are unable to come up with great speeches on the wedding day because of fear and past failures.

 

You see, anytime you are asked to speak before a crowd, your mind will bring back memories of events where you failed to deliver a good performance, and you might think you are going to fail once again.

 

If you feed on this fear, you will lose heart and you might end up not doing your very best.  It doesn't matter if you are a great speaker or not, you have to believe you can handle whatever happens to you because self-confidence plays a vital role in every facet of our lives, including how you deliver your speech.

 

Here’s the thing my friend.  Most fathers underestimate their own abilities, but you don’t have to. The truth is that you are endowed with the free gift of speech and this natural endowment makes it possible to excel in situations that demand the use of that ability. But, we often let doubt and low self-esteem dominate our lives and thinking.

 

That being said, let's get on to the business of writing a memorable speech for your daughter on her wedding day. But first, a simple word about making funny father wedding speech toasts.

 

Some folks erroneously believe that you need to have the funny gene to come up with something funny. Contrary to what most people think, you don’t necessarily have to be a naturally funny person to write the best father of the bride toast even though it helps to a certain extent.

 

Remember, you are only there to tell a story about your relationship with the bride. So, all you need are good memories of the best moments you and your precious daughter has spent together.

 

If there’s something funny along those lines, that would make your toast fantastic. Don’t force it if you don’t have a funny anecdote to back it up.

 

Having said that, if you still want to make it hilarious despite the odds, then you have to figure out how such toasts are made. Father of the bride speech youtube videos can help give you a clue on how to go about things.

 

Thankfully, I found two humorous for you and I really want you to watch them for inspiration and guidance. All you have to do is to grab your journal and pen and write down ideas you think you can use for your own speech for your daughter and son-in-law.

 

Funny father of the bride speech example # 1

 

Hilarious father of the bride speech example # 2

 

I really enjoyed both videos and I am sure you did too. What was your favorite clip? Mine was the second video!

 

Well, if you look at those videos you will notice that one or more of the following comic techniques were employed.

 

Shshs

 

First is a situational comedy: a kind of comedy arising out of ordinary or everyday situations.

Now, here is how to apply this style of humor to your wedding speech.  Cast your mind back to the events surrounding your daughter’s birth, how she was like when she was growing up, her preteen years, her time in school, or a prank she played on her siblings, on you or her mom.

Those stories may strike a hilarious note if you do a little brainstorming and jot down stories about her life.

 

The second is, stand up humor or comedy. Stand up humor is a comic delivery in which someone entertains an audience with jokes and funny stories.

 

Again, here is how to apply this style to your own writing. If you know a really good joke, you can work into your speech. But make sure it is related to the theme of your speech.  Most speeches you heard at weddings often make use of this method.

 

Another style is satirical comedy: a kind of comedy that mocks human weakness. Such a style is mostly used by most fathers but their usage often backfires because the speakers end up saying things that don't have to be said. 

 

For example, you shouldn’t say that your daughter was in an abusive marriage or say anything negative about her character or even speak ill about the groom. That will embarrass her and the entire family.

Last is self-deprecating humor. Using this requires that you say something awful about yourself to catch the attention of your audience. Such an approach needs to be done with caution since it can take the attention of the wedding guests from your daughter to you. Remember, it is her big day(not your day) and you have to put the spotlight on her.

 

With all that being said, let us see a short and sweet example. Afterward, we will see how it was written so you can model your speech after the ideas I will be bringing up.

 

This is a speech by a UK guy. But we can still learn a thing or two from it. So please study it carefully. I found this at www.hitched.co.uk and I am glad to share it with you because it perfectly captures the essence of what the writing process is all about. 

Here you go:

 

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls.

On behalf of both families, I would like to warmly welcome each and every one of you here today on this wonderful occasion, be your relatives, friends, neighbours, colleagues or godparents.

You have all played some part in positively enriching the lives of Danielle, Nick, Harry & Martha and you are sincerely valued because of that. Your presence here today is therefore important to us.

 

You have given your precious time, travelled long distances, and made special arrangements to be here to celebrate the wedding of Danielle & Nick, and for that, we are all extremely grateful. There’s a Swedish proverb that claims a joy shared is a joy doubled, so thank you all very much for making Danielle’s and Nick’s day extra special!

 

We do hope you enjoy the magnificent setting and participate in the day as much as us, and that you too will have treasured life long memories of this special day.

 

I would like to take this opportunity to compliment you all on how good you all look today, and thank all of those involved in the planning and delivery of this glorious celebration. To all of those on the top table who have travelled hundreds of miles and undertaken weeks and weeks of research; to Jean and Keith who have done a tremendous job with the floral displays, and to the staff and suppliers of Peckforton Castle. You have all done a wonderful job, and you should be very proud of your efforts.

 

It’s on days like this that you hope everything goes without a hitch, but I’m pleased to report after such a long, long courtship there has finally been a hitch today.

 

Well done. I think you are all worthy of a round of applause.

A wedding is of course a time for joy, fun, and celebration, with friends and family gathered to see the happy couple off as they start their new life. But it is a time, too, when our thoughts inevitably turn to those people who have meant so much to us and shaped our families, but sadly could not be here today.

 

In particular, Helena’s Mum, doting Nana Audrey would have dearly wished to witness the wedding of her first granddaughter Danielle, and seeing Helen, Melissa, Joe, and Gabby and her great-grandchildren Harry & Martha looking so happy, smart and glamorous.

 

I know Audrey and many others will be looking down from Heaven and celebrating today just as we are. So let us raise a glass and toast those who we miss greatly but remember with love and pride. Here’s to absent friends.

 

As the proud father of the beautiful bride, it is my duty, honour and privilege to give the first speech. I must admit, I am a little apprehensive today but it’s not just because I’m making this important speech. Bear in mind that I’ve had to save and shelve two thirds of my best material as I have two other daughters to give speeches for when they eventually get married. And being a Wigan Athletic fan I’m not used to being in large gatherings, so please bear with me for the next 45 to 50 minutes.

 

I’ve been married for 30 years and during that time spent with a household of females, it’s very unusual for me to get to speak for longer than 30 seconds without being interrupted, and if I do get to speak for longer than 30 seconds it is even more unusual to be listened to! So it’s going to be a whole new experience for me!

 

For this speech, Danielle insisted on severe restrictions on time limit, and excluding content such as ex-boyfriends, driving behaviour, secondary school parents evenings, police visits, etc which was sad, as it removed at least 45 minutes worth of humorous, embarrassing and quite frankly, shocking material. Of course I reluctantly agreed, I really don’t want to embarrass my first daughter during this speech, or do I?  No maybe not, I’ll save that for the dance floor later.

 

Danielle Jane Miller was born on the 9th May 1988, just 11,282 days ago. And much as the same as when I first saw the MOB ( Mother of the Bride or Most Outstanding Beauty), it was Love at first sight. Now I’m not going to go through each and every one of these precious days.

 

But let's just set the scene – It was a Monday, under the star sign of Taurus. It was the era of Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher. We were an integral part of the EU – but there will be more Brexit talk at the bar later on!

 

 

Pupils sat their GCSEs which were just replacing O Levels (or CSE’s if you went to Cansfield High!). Liverpool were Champions after a draw against League Cup Winners Luton Town. A few days later Wimbledon won the FA Cup, the Poll Tax was launched, and the £1 paper note had just gone out of circulation (I was reminded of that Keith, when I saw a few left in your wallet earlier!). How time flies!

 

 

And drawing parallels to today, BBC1 airs Episode 523 of Neighbours, featuring the wedding of Scott and Charlene (played by Jason Donovan and Kylie Minogue), which is watched by 20 million viewers, some of whom are here today – hands up?

 

Topically, and appropriately, in that special week of May the best Selling Single, according to Top of the Pops was Perfect by Fairground Attraction. Say no more!

 

It’s is hard though on a day like today not think back to the magical day Danielle was born. The miracle of birth. I can still picture it now as if it were yesterday. Helen in the delivery room in Warrington Hospital absolutely exhausted after many hours of labour, two midwives encouraging and cajoling her to give one last push and sat in the corner was a sheepish-looking delivery driver from UPS with Danielle’s very first New Look parcel. Got that commercial plug in there for you Nick!

 

So we now have a beautiful and healthy daughter. Danielle was a sweet little girl, and never any trouble. I will always treasure the special Father/daughter moments we shared together, playing, reading, horse riding, swimming trips to the park and local library, making paper chains and lanterns, painting our nails, playing Barbie and Ken, overnight camping out at Toys R Us, primary school parents evenings, and adding almost daily £10 top ups to your Nokia 3310 PAYG phone when you were a teenager. Special times.

 

As she grew from a sweet child into a typical teenager, she scraped through school and college, she amazed me when she said she was going to Liverpool University to study Contract Law to become a Buyer for a Nuclear Engineering Company. I guess I should have been proud, but was actually shocked, astounded. I had of course assumed she wouldn’t need an academic qualification to do this, after all her Mum Helen has no formal training in this area, but her Mum buys lots of things of great expense all the time!

 

On reflection, I guess I should have encouraged Danielle to study geography when after watching the news during the Mad Cow disease outbreak, and seeing that some animals were poorly in quarantine, she then asked me what country quarantine was in!

 

Helen admirably stayed at home to bring up the children, and to keep them safe and happy. And she did a world-class job. Thank you. I may, however, just may, have spoiled Danielle a little, or given her too high expectations. Because within days of moving in with Nick, Danielle was distraught, and called home in tears, saying that she was unhappy and that Nick was being unreasonable and using 4 letter words.

 

Naturally, as her parents, we were horrified, and went to her to see what was going on – turns out Nick was asking her to cook, wash, wipe, tidy!

 

But now our girl has matured into a kind and wonderful woman, and a great Mum. I have looked forward to this day for many many many years Nick. Today was the first of me seeing Danielle in her wedding dress and she looks beautiful.

 

 

Danielle makes a stunning bride, and yes as her Father you would expect me to say this but it does not make it any the less true! She may be dressed to kill today, however, but unfortunately for Nick, that’s also how she cooks!

 

I’m so happy Danielle and Nick have married in a scenic Castle – it brings to life her dreams and wishes as a little girl, dressing up watching the Disney classics such as Cinderella, Shrek and Beauty and the Beast.

Which kind of brings me on to Nick.

Intelligent, kind, suave, handsome, humorous, athletic, a born leader – but that’s enough about your new Father-in-Law, let's focus on you, Nick.

 

Danielle’s early boyfriends were, let's diplomatically say, not great! The phrase ‘Scraping the Barrel’ springs to mind. My first impressions of Nick were no better: he arrived at our house wearing a Man United top in a clapped-out Fiat Punto which dripped oil onto my drive, and the car itself was like a mobile recycling centre, full of litter, plastic bottles, and McDonald’s packaging. Shocking!

 

However, in hindsight, I have to hand it to Nick, it was a great strategy, as there was only one direction things could go from that point on – upward! So after this introduction, like any wary respectable father, I did conduct thorough Police and Financial background checks on him.

 

I learnt from Leigh CID as a young boy he would often bang on neighbours doors and disappear without trace before they had a chance to answer – no surprise he ended up working with a parcel delivery company then.

 

 

From his Purchasing history, I noted he bought a succession of goldfish, which he named Eric Cantona, apparently after a French Kung Fu expert. When choosing the gold fish, the pet shop owner asked Nick if he wanted an aquarium – Nick said he didn’t mind what star sign the fish was!

 

 

But I did warm to Nick when my credit file search revealed he was employed on a good salary and commission-based bonus at the Carphone Warehouse; now I immediately saw him as an ally, someone who could help subsidise me in keeping Danielle in the extravagant lifestyle she was now accustomed to.

 

He could now handle all the requests for mobile phone top ups and daily clothing orders from the likes of New Look, Top Shop, Dorothy Perkins, etc. That’s when I realised he was the one!

 

So their relationship blossomed, and they made home together, and went onto have two wonderful children. Anyway, when Nick eventually decided to make an honest woman of Danielle, he asked me in the traditional manner if he could have my daughters hand in marriage. It was a really classy thing to do Nick, and I didn’t expect that of you. But it did take 10 years though, 10 years! Talk about Fergy time.

 

On balance, however, I do have praise for Nick here, about a page and a half, about what a super, cool guy he is, and what great deeds he has done but sorry Nick, I can’t read your writing! Now if you’d have married Danielle ten years ago before I needed bi-focals, or printed it at 24 font, I may have managed.

 

However, seriously, I know Nick is a good solid man, who has already impressed us with his thoughtfulness and unshakable love for our daughter and grandchildren. And what more could a parent want for their child?

 

 

So Nick, Welcome to the family. You are joining a large, loving, and loyal family. I’m not losing a daughter, because I can’t ever give her away, you know that, but instead, I’m gaining a strapping son-in-law who will clean my car and cut my grass when I get older.

 

I’m a very lucky man, I know. I have been married to my soulmate Helen for 30 years now, and for that, I’m very grateful. As we were preparing for today’s wedding, I did see her reading intently our marriage certificate. I thought, how romantic, how loyal, how touching, so I put my arms around her and asked what she felt about it. “Is there an expiry date on this certificate?”, she asked. But in all seriousness I hope that Danielle and Nick have an equally long and rewarding marriage.

 

Also Bridesmaid, second daughter and Mum-to-be Melissa & current boyfriend Tom who are just about to move into their love nest in Lowton.

Likewise, congratulations are also in order for Bridesmaid and youngest Daughter Gabrielle and her boyfriend Mark who have now been together 5 years.

 

Nothing to report on Joe, I’m afraid !

Good luck to you all. You know you are precious to us, and we will always be around to love and support you.

Apparently, Its traditional for the FOB to give constructive marital advice. So based on my experience here goes...

 

To you both it is worth bearing in mind, neither of you will ever be perfect, but you can be a perfect match for each other. A successful marriage is not about finding a person you can live with, but finding a person that you can’t live without and I know that you’ve found that with each other. Be good communicators, good listeners, and be kind and tolerant.

 

A minute spent feeling sad or angry is a minutes of happiness lost forever. I wouldn’t change a thing about our lives, but it would be nice to have the chance to do these 30 years over and over again.

 

So, Ladies and Gentlemen I’d like to ask you to please stand and raise a glass and join me in a toast to our two VIP’s, my beautiful daughter Danielle and my son in law Nick.

 

May your lives be entwined like the strong leaves of ivy on a high castle tower. May your joy never end like the circles of your wedding rings. To the Bride and Groom. God Bless You!

 

TWO 

 

Now, let us see how you can use this hilarious speech template to make the best speech of the night.

 

If you read through the piece carefully, you will notice that there are three main parts of this toast: introduction, body, and conclusion.

 

First, let’s look at what goes into writing a memorable introduction. Before we begin, let’s look at snippets of it to guide us along the way.

 

'' Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls.

On behalf of both families, I would like to warmly welcome each and every one of you here today on this wonderful occasion, be your relatives, friends, neighbours, colleagues or godparents. You have all played some part in positively enriching the lives of Danielle, … Helena’s Mum, doting Nana Audrey would have dearly wished to witness the wedding of her first granddaughter Danielle….''

 

The opening remarks serve dual purposes: to thank the wedding guests for coming and to get the attention of the audience right from the start of your presentation.

As you can see from the excerpt above, the writer began by greeting everyone and thanking them for coming.

 

Action Tip: Write down the names of people you really want to thank for their help and support for your daughter over the years. It could be her mom or your wife, her siblings, grandparents, teachers, neighbors, etc.

 

Well, this father of the bride didn’t tell us who he was. Although you are going to introduced by the wedding emcee, it still makes a lot of sense to tell the relationship you have with her.

 

For example, if you are her real father or her stepfather, you may let the guests know about that, provided you are comfortable with saying that about it.

 

After you have said that, you should dive right into what you have to say because if you do it so well everyone will listen to the entire speech. There are several ways of starting with a bang and  I am happy to share with you a few time-tested tips that can bring the house down.

 

Here they are:

  • If your daughter is getting married to a guy from a foreign country, you can learn how to greet the audience or even express words of gratitude in English and in your son-in-law’s dialect and you will get some good laughs out of that.

 

  • You may start by saying: ''I promise that this is going to be the shortest and funniest father of the bride speech you have ever or read’’ and then you roll down a very long sheet of paper and jokingly add this: ''Seriously, did you believe me when I said that?  Remember, her mom and I have raised her for 28 years now and you shouldn’t expect anything less than that. You are even luckier to have gotten these few pages considering how long she’s been under our roof…I just didn’t have the budget for a short movie…I was actually considering making a movie about her life! ''

 

  • Funny father of the bride speech toast one-liners or jokes can help you put one foot in the door :

 

Here’s a funny quote by Elizabeth Stone: ''Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."

 

Now, let me show you how to use that funny quote to make a short funny father speech about your daughter.

 

A wise woman once said that making a decision to have a daughter is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. Well, I didn’t know that until Danielle was born.

 

If you are planning to use idea #3, then you have to make sure the anecdote you will share has a connection with the strength of a woman’s heart or an event that demonstrated how tough she is.

 

  • You may start with a good joke. Inside jokes may help to an extent but bear in mind that not everyone will get it. You may make fun of the bride, the groom, the best man, and others. But make sure you don’t embarrass them in the end.

 

  • A lot of fathers have very horrible singing voices like toads croaking in water in the dead of the night. And so, they don’t usually sing their intros. But if you can, your introduction will go down as the best speech ever!

 

  • You can also come to upstage in funny clothes or with props and ribs will crack.

 

  • You may share a funny story about how you felt when she was born as seen in the example above…I am sure that will be so easy to do.

It’s now over to you….which of those tips or ideas do you think will work best for you?

Hilarious father of the bride speech ever

 

Now, let’s see how we can create the outline or structure for the body of your spiel.

Once again, here’s a brief example to give us a perfect idea of what to write.

''As she grew from a sweet child into a typical teenager, she scraped through school and college, she amazed me when she said she was going to Liverpool University to study Contract Law to become a Buyer for a Nuclear Engineering Company. I guess I should have been proud, but was actually shocked, astounded. I had of course…Naturally as her parents we were horrified, and went to her to see what was going on – turns out Nick was asking her to cook, wash, wipe, tidy…!  ''

 

If you look at this piece carefully, it segues right into her teenage years from her childhood years. This aspect of your daughter’s story is not too difficult to write because it’s usually an account of how life has been like for both of you as she grew up into a young lady.

 

So, this is what I want you to do now. Grab your journal or diary and your pen and put down answers right next to the following questions.

 

  • What was her life like when she was growing up?
  • What was her attitude like when she was a teenager?
  • Do you have any accomplishments you want to share?
  • Do you recall any trips or vacations or anything you were involved in that you wish to add to your speech?
  • Do you have any fun and fond memories you want to add to your toast?

 

Since a funny father of the bride speech toast is what you are aiming at, you have to do a little more brainstorming and come up with hilarious anecdotes (one or two stories) to each of the above queries. Then, use them to construct a rough draft, which you can later go back to spruce it up.

 

Having said that, let’s look closely at how you can write a memorable ending to your funny speech for your daughter and son-in-law.

 

In our example, we saw how the writer gave a piece of well-worn parting advice to the couple.

''Apparently Its traditional for the FOB to give constructive marital advice. So based on my experience here goes. A successful marriage is not about finding a person you can live with, but finding a person that you can’t live without and I know that you’ve found that with each other. Be good communicators, good listeners, and be kind and tolerant. ''

 

That’s a fail-proof of wrapping up. But there are several other ways as well.

For example, if you know of a funny marriage quote like the ones below, you can use them.

 

''When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife''-Prince Phillip

''What’s the best way to get your husband to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.''- Cindy Garner

''Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements''- Kathy Mohnke

''The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it''- Ann Bancroft

''Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open''- George Bernard Shaw

 

Your speech shouldn’t be funny from the start to the end, so you may close with a bible verse if you a deeply religious person or a Christian. You may use either of these:

 

''There is no fear in love, but perfect love casts out fear. For fear has to do with punishment, and whoever fears has not been perfected in love.'' - 1 John 4:18

 

''Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.'' - 1 Corinthians 13:4-8

 

Additionally, you can compare how they both look like something that's well known to inspire laughter.

For example, you can say that the couple is a lot like Tom and Jerry.

That can become: 

I really love the fact that Amanda and Dan is like Tom and Jerry. Their differences are very obvious but I admire how they seem to be on the same page when they are bent on accomplishing a plan and I am sure that will take them very far on the marriage journey.

 Finally, you have to rehearse your humorous father of the bride speech since it will help calm your nerves and embolden you as well.

 P.S---

As the father of the bride, everyone will be counting on you to you come up with an incredibly great speech that will make your daughter and family proud of you.

And you can't afford to let her down. That's why I have great news for you today. By getting onboard our speech program, you can give the best speech of the day with poise and confidence without lifting your finger.

 

Here’s what one nervous and skeptical dad called Glen(joined the program) sent over after the wedding was over

''Hey Dan, I just wanted to thank you once again for the speech you wrote with me. My goal was met afterward, I was told by many "what a beautiful speech" and received a standing ovation. I couldn't have done this without you. God Bless Dan!-'' Glen, U.S.A

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  • Yes, if you are not good with words and you feel you’re not a natural writer and you are struggling to find the right words but still want to give a great speech.

 

  • Yes, you get so scared anytime you’re asked to say something before an audience and you really want to save yourself from any form of embarrassment on your daughter’s big day.

 

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Wedding not too far away? Or happening in less than 24 hours? Trust me, we can deliver! it doesn’t matter if your speech is today, tomorrow, next week, next month ,next year,... we can make things work for you 

 

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And also imagine the thrill and feeling of excitement and pride you’re going to experience when the audience leaps onto their feet and scream and shouts and even sing your praises.


Won’t you love that? I hope you do...

 

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Why? As you know, the current health crisis has caused severe hardships for most people.

Precious lives have been lost, jobs wiped out and families displaced, leaving everyone wondering what the future holds.

Yet, some daughters are still getting married and asking their fathers to give speeches.

Nonetheless, not every father could afford our services even before the pandemic suddenly hit us.

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Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video and your daughter and son-in-law and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

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Just a reminder of what you pay after it’s duly completed.

You simply pay what you want after you’ve got your beautiful speech.

Why? As you know, the current health crisis has caused severe hardships for most people.

Precious lives have been lost, jobs wiped out and families displaced, leaving everyone wondering what the future holds.

Yet, some daughters are still getting married and asking their fathers to give speeches.

Nonetheless, not every father could afford our services even before the pandemic suddenly hit us.

So, we have dropped our normal rates so you can simply pay what you want after you have got your beautiful speech.

Please note: When life gets back to normal, this offer will be scrapped for good.

So, please take advantage of it now even if your daughter’s big day is in the future.

Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video and your daughter and son-in-law and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

So, please take advantage of it now even if your daughter’s big day is in the future by simply paying what you want after you get your beautiful speech.  

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''Hi Dan,

The speech went very well, I modified it a bit and practiced it as you suggested (great advice).  Thanks for all your help and if I need a prepared speech again I’ll definitely contact you.

All the best,

Matt''

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''Hi Dan,

The speech went very well, I modified it a bit and practiced it as you suggested (great advice).  Thanks for all your help and if I need a prepared speech again I’ll definitely contact you.

All the best,

Matt''

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