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Funny Mother Of The Bride Speeches: How To Easily Write A Hilarious Mother Of The Bride Wedding Toast

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Funny Mother Of The Bride Speeches: A Word To Mothers Who Want To Give Funny Mother Of The Bride Speeches But Don’t Know How...

How To Easily and Quickly Write a hilarious mother of the bride speech the wedding guests will love even if you are a serious person or you have never given a humorous speech your whole lifetime.

 

For the many years that I have been helping moms the world over give beautiful speeches, there’s one thing, the bride's mother always ask for: funny mom of the bride speeches

 

Giving them what they want isn’t always easy because the information given to me by most mothers is as boring as a joke gone bad.

But I always do my very best to come up with something hilarious.  I don’t know if you are a naturally funny person or not.

 

Thanks to the following ideas, you too can easily write a hilarious mother of the bride wedding speech that will make your daughter, family, and the guests very happy and so proud of you, no matter where you find yourself.

 

Before we start, here are a few things you should consider.

 

First Change This Thing About You And You Will Make It

 

Have you ever felt embarrassed after being asked to give some remarks before a group of people? If you have, then, I can only imagine what you are going through at this very moment as you prepare to make another speech. 

 

But you don’t have to worry because you can channel your nervousness into strength if you look at the bright side of things this time around and work on overcoming your past errors.

 

How so? If you ever goofed terribly speaking before a crowd, you need not get so fixated on that even though you will get mental flashes of that experience every now and then.

 

The trick here is to promise yourself that you are going to make a difference as you decide what to say at your daughter’s wedding or bridal shower and focus on reaching the desired goal no matter what you are feeling right now.

 

 

The more you dwell on your desired goal, the more you get close to the ‘’street’’ of success as you are bound to become a perfect picture of what you repeatedly set your mind on.

 

 

So, from now until you grab the microphone, keep imagining yourself saying great things about your daughter and son-in-law and you will be energized from within to speak with confidence and clarity even if you are as timid as live fish trapped on land.

 

Some folks erroneously believe that you need to have the funny gene to come up with something funny. Contrary to what most people think, you don’t necessarily have to be a naturally funny person to write the best father of the bride toast even though it helps to a certain extent.

 

Remember, you are only there to tell a story about your relationship with the bride. So, all you need are good memories of the best moments you and your precious daughter has spent together.

 

If there’s something funny along those lines, that would make your toast fantastic. Don’t force it if you don’t have a funny anecdote to back it up.

 

With that said, you just can’t start writing without getting a clear idea of what to say and what not to say.

Well, guess what?  Mother of the bride youtube videos can help give you a hint of how such speeches are made. 

By the way, I found two video examples for inspiration and guidance. Just grab your pen and paper and jot down ideas you really think can help you plan what to write.

Funny mother of the bride speech example # 1

 

 

Hilarious mother of the bride speech example # 2

 

 

Well, I have a written funny mother of the bride's speech you can learn from. This one is going to be a bit different. Not the traditional mothers’ speeches we have all grown accustomed to.

 

 

Here you go:

Good evening and thanks to everyone for coming to the wedding of my precious daughter Pearl and my son-in-law Chris.

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to tell you a story. Many years ago, a French husband and wife were traveling through Eastern Europe with the wife’s aged aunt.

 

The old woman had been pains in the butt from the word go, complaining about everything… the food, the hotels, the weather, and the people.

   

Finally, she went too far and insulted a small nation’s queen. As a result, all three members of the family were sentenced to corporal punishment in the form of fifty lashes.

 

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However, because the nation did not wish to be viewed as hostile to foreign visitors, the queen agreed that each be granted a wish before receiving the punishment.

 

The wife said that she would like pillows to be bound to her rear end and so the pillows were tied in place and the aunt received her fifty lashes. Finally, it was the husband‘s turn.

''I have two wishes if that’s possible'', he said

That’s acceptable… said the Chief Of Police. ..I am empowered by her royal highness to grant you two wishes. What are your wishes Sir?

First, I would like to be given one hundred lashes instead of fifty.

 

The Police Chief stood speechless and asked: ''Are you sure? That’s an unusual request. Nevertheless, I would grant your wish and what’s your second wish''

I want my wife’s aunt to be bound to my back.

 

As  Pearl and Chris, embark on the journey of marriage together, they will surely encounter similar situations because we don’t live in a perfect world. But they can make the most of every situation by seeing challenges as blessings in disguise and they will come out together stronger for it no matter what life throws at them.  

 

Chris and Pearl, my hope and prayer are that life would be abundantly kind to you and you will hold onto each other in good times and bad. God bless you and we wish you the very best.

 

Did you see how different that example was? If the father of the bride is making a speech, he would probably say a lot of nice things about your daughter. But you can make yours different as I have just shown you.

 

Don’t be so scared of getting off the beaten path and experimenting with something new because you can be loved and respected for that.  Well, you may give it a try.

 

That being said let us see how to write a funny mother of the bride's speech toast.

 

Before we do, let’s see some comedy techniques you can employ to endear yourself to the wedding guests.



Self-deprecating jokes… where someone makes a joke about himself or herself. If you don’t want to embarrass your daughter

 


Another is stand-up comedy: a delivery style whereby someone entertains with jokes and humorous stories. This is employed by most mothers as the ‘’’normal’’ mother toast as most parents of the bride share hilarious anecdotes about their daughter’s life.

 

Another is a situational comedy: a kind of comedy arising out of everyday situations. It is similar to stand-up comedy.

 

Now, which of those styles will you go for?  

 

Now, let us see how to write a humorous speech for your daughter and son-in-law.

To do that, you should start by saying some thank you to persons who have helped your daughter become who she is.

 

Such people could be her dad, grandparents, siblings, sister-in-law, etc. So, put down their names and explain why you are thanking them.

 

This is an example: I am also indebted to my sister Beverly (Pearl’s Aunt) for her love and attention. Aunt Beverly is the “fun” aunt and party thrower! 

Got it? That is how it is done.

 

After you have said that, you need to engage the audience. Well, you can’t force yourself to act like a clown if you are not a naturally funny person.

 

Here some ideas that can provoke laughter even if you are not endowed with a funny gene.

  • If your son-in-law is from another country or belong to a different culture, you can learn how to greet the audience in his dialect and you will get some good laughs out of that.

 

  • You may start by saying: ''I promise that this is going to be the funniest mother of the bride speech you have ever or read’’ and then you roll down a very long sheet of paper and jokingly add this to your speech: ''Seriously, did you believe me when I said that?  Remember, I have raised her for 30 years now. She’s my baby girl. You are even luckier to have gotten these few pages considering how long she’s been under my roof…I just didn’t have the funds for a blockbuster movie about her life…I would have tried.

 

  • Funny mother of the bride speech toast one-liners or jokes can help you put one foot in the door :

 

Here’s a funny quote by Elizabeth Stone: ''Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."

 

Now, let me show you how to use that funny quote to make a short funny mother speech about your daughter.

A wise woman once said that making a decision to have a daughter is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. Well, I didn’t know that until Danielle was born.

 

If you are planning to use idea #3, then you have to make sure the anecdote you will share has a connection with the strength of a woman’s heart or an event that demonstrated how tough she is.

 

  • You may start with a good joke or make fun of the bride without upsetting her.
  • Some fathers have very horrible singing voices. But if you can, your introduction will be a hit!
  • You can also come to upstage in funny clothes or with props like a bizarre-looking wig or a weird pair of glasses, everyone will laugh out loud.
  • You may share a funny story about how you felt when she was born

 

Now, let us look at how to write the content or body of your toast. Sometimes, you don’t have to look for a funny word or technique to get the guests excited.


Telling a funny story or event can get everyone excited. Such tales can be either real or imagined as a truly authentic funny speech comes out of sharing funny incidents about your daughter's life.

Even if the story is imagined, you can make the most of it by connecting its morals to the theme of your speech if you want it to sound more impactful.

 

I once used that story involving the husband and the aged queen at the outset of this article and the client loved it so much.

                                           


From that story, we can glean the following lessons

Lesson # 1: It pays to be courteous

Lesson # 2: Contentment in life is a great gain

Lesson # 3: Every decision has its own consequences

 

Perhaps we can add this cliché: ‘’ If you go to Rome, just do what the Romans do.’’

 

Let’s now see how to use any of those lessons to write a short funny mother speech

 


Sample Funny Mother Of The Bride Speech


Amanda, you look so happy like a truly beautiful princess and it gives me joy that you’re going to build your life with Steve.

 

As you may know, marriage is a lot like the story I shared at the start of my speech. Marriage is like a roller-coaster ride…It’s has its own ups and downs…

 

So, you need not complain like the aged aunt who went too far and insulted a nation’s queen when times are pretty tough because you can never have all you need in this life.

Learn to be content with the little things that come your way because you can only have much when you appreciate the little you have got.

 

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I hope you have seen how we infused …lesson # 2: ''to be content with the little things that come your way'' into that brief extract?



That’s exactly how you can write your speech using a funny story.

If you don’t know a tale like this one, you can share a true incident that you think is funny about your daughter.

 

It could be about memories you have accumulated with your family or her.

Do you recall such stories?  Write it down…putting as many of them down will help because you can pick which one you want to add to your script.


Your speech can also sound very interesting if you compare your daughter to a known item.

 

The following example can best explain what I want to put across.


Another Example Could Be This


Congrats Tom on finding such a caring, loving, and gifted wife.

If Brittany’s mind were to be taxed she’d get a rebate because she’s very smart.

 

On a more serious note, you have found a loving, diligent wife who loves children and has some outstanding family values.  

So, please be sensitive to her needs, protect her with all your strength, and don’t forget to pamper with gifts but do so in moderation else you might go broke like a church mouse because my daughter is such a tireless shopaholic.  

 

To create an outline for your speech, you can provide answers to the following questions:

  • What are some fun and fond memories you wish to share?
  • What was your daughter like when she was a little girl?
  • What was she like when she was growing up?

 

Your speech should strike a fair balance since you have to say something about your son-in-law.

 

So, simply ask yourself these questions:

  • What were your first impressions when you first him?
  • Any funny memories about the time you have spent with the groom and his family?
  • What are his beautiful character traits you really admire?
  • What do you want to say to him about your daughter?

 

Having provided responses to the questions above, sit down and put together a rough draft. The appropriate use of similes and metaphors can help transform boring sentences into thrilling ones as you go about it.

 

For example, instead of saying your daughter was funny to be around. You can turn things around by rendering it like this:

 

Amanda was like a microwave when she was growing up. He was very was easy to take care of, very warm on the inside, and her constant, sunny smile warmed the hearts of everyone she ever met.

 

What you come up with as you write your funny toast for your daughter might not look great initially. But you have got to still work on it until it looks good to you.

Speech for mothers

 

If for some reason, you cannot write something quite similar to the example above, you can model your speech after this one. 

 

Now, let us look at how to write the ending to any funny mother of the bride speech toast.

  • First, you can end with a hilarious poem about marriage.

 

  • Second, if you have a good voice for singing, is another great musical aid to help make your speech very entertaining.

 

  • Third, if you are gifted with words, you can make your conclusion rhythmic. Below is a short example

It doesn’t matter where you go

You can always make it through any snow

And together you will make it work no matter how it goes

 


Try reading this out loud and you will notice how rhythmic the closing lines are. You can try composing one from a very good piece of poem.

 

  • Fourth, you can share some time-tested marriage advice based on your own personal experiences like the one below.

 

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Both of you are on the same team together and it takes a few things to make your marriage work as you envision it to me. So, always treat each other with love and respect. Never stop being friends and have some adventures every now and then. That way, you will be creating a strong marriage.

 

  • Fifth, you can simply end with some best wishes for the couple if you don’t want to give a piece of advice. You may use a couple of these:

-I am so happy about your wedding, although you'd remain my little princess always. May you have a wonderful life with your life partner and enjoy it to the fullest!

 

-May you have a big beautiful world that is full of love, joy, trust, and memories!

 

-Congratulations on starting a new chapter of your life and wishing you joy, adventure, and laughter for your married life. May you have a successful married life filled with God’s choicest blessings!

 

- Sending you my warmest wishes for today and always. God bless your marriage with lots of love, happiness, and trust that will enrich your life as a couple. Congratulations!”

- “Congratulations on your commitment, your wedding, and your marriage! May your future bring you joy and happiness all the days of your life’’

 

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Now, your speech shouldn’t be funny from start to the end of it. If you are a deeply religious person or a Christian, you can use Bible verses like the ones below to make your speech sound sweet and spiritual.

 

Ecclesiastes 4:9: "Two are better than one because they have a good return for their labor: If either of them falls down, one can help the other up. But pity anyone who falls and has no one to help them up. Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone?"

 

Ephesians 5:25-33: "Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself. For no one ever hated his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, just as Christ does the church, ..."

 

Suppose, you want to talk about how happy you are for the bride, you can write a short example from the last verse:

I knew he would be the one to love you with all his heart. The man who would take on the role of head of your family with certainty. Someone who desires to uplift and encourage and love you as Christ loved the church. What a blessing! Congratulations, honey!

Finally, you may end with a toast.

P.S-- As a mother of the bride, everyone will be on the lookout for your great speech and you can't let the bride and her husband, friends, and family down by giving an ordinary speech.

Your speech has to be unique and very exceptional!

Claire was quite skeptical when she came to us but we kept assuring what she will make her son and family proud-and this is what she sent over after the wedding was over

'' Hello Dan, their wedding went very well. The usual stress beforehand for the couple organizing the event but all things to do went so smoothly. I also like to say that I'm so proud of my speech, almost got a standing ovation, lol! I'm so glad I've found you. Definitely recommend you to my friends and family in future weddings. Wish you the very best.''-  Claire, New Zealand

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  • Yes, if you are expecting nothing less than a very special, beautiful, unique and memorable speech.

 

  • Don’t have much time to write a perfect speech just as you want it because of work demands and other life's pressure or even sick? Then, let’s take care of it and the guests will definitely sing your praises--we have done it for so many others and it's your turn now!

 

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  • Yes, if you want your family, your daughter, friends, and wedding guests to shower you with very sincere compliments…just imagine how you will feel

 

  • Yes, if you are not good with words and you feel you’re not a natural writer and you are struggling to find the right words but still want to give a great speech.

 

  • Yes, you get so scared anytime you’re asked to say something before an audience and you really want to save yourself from any form of embarrassment on your daughter's big day.

 

  • Yes, if you are not too eloquent or not too sure if you are on the right track.

 

  • Yes, if you absolutely hate speaking in public or feel this is not your thing but you want to make your daughter feel very proud

 

  • Yes, if you have a day or less to the wedding and you are worried that you might make some horrible mistakes

 

  • Yes, if you are a good speaker but you still want someone to look over or review what you've come up with!

 

Just imagine leaving your entire presentation in the hands of skilled wedding speech consultants who will take away your pain of spending hours thinking hard and long about what to say and what not to say.


Also, envision being patiently guided to say something that will leave a favorable impression on the mind of your listeners.


And also imagine the thrill and feeling of excitement and pride you’re going to experience when the audience leap onto their feet and scream and shouts and even sing your praises.


Won’t you love that? I hope you do...

Wedding not too far away? Or happening in less than 24 hours? Trust me, we can deliver! it doesn’t matter if your speech is today, tomorrow, next week, next month ,next year,... we can make things work for you  

 

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Why? As you know, the current health crisis has caused severe hardships for most people.

Precious lives have been lost, jobs wiped out and families displaced, leaving everyone wondering what the future holds.

Yet, some daughters are still getting married and asking their moms to give speeches.

''It was perfect Dan.  I changed a few things in the speech. And I had several people come up and tell me how well done it was. I couldn't have done it better. Thanks for your help''- Marilyn, Canada

Nonetheless, not every mother could afford our services even before the pandemic suddenly hit us.

So, we have dropped our normal rates so you can simply pay what you want after you have got your beautiful speech.

Please note: When life gets back to normal, this offer will be scrapped for good.

So, please take advantage of it now even if your daughter’s big day is in the future.

Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video and your daughter and son-in-law and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

So, please take advantage of it now even if your daughter’s big day is in the future by simply paying what you want after you get your beautiful speech.   

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Ok, I am Interested, What’s the Cost?

You simply pay what you want after you’ve got your beautiful speech.

Why? As you know, the current health crisis has caused severe hardships for most people.

Precious lives have been lost, jobs wiped out and families displaced, leaving everyone wondering what the future holds.

Yet, some daughters are still getting married and asking their moms to give speeches.

''It was perfect Dan.  I changed a few things in the speech. And I had several people come up and tell me how well done it was. I couldn't have done it better. Thanks for your help''- Marilyn, Canada

Nonetheless, not every mother could afford our services even before the pandemic suddenly hit us.

So, we have dropped our normal rates so you can simply pay what you want after you have got your beautiful speech.

Please note: When life gets back to normal, this offer will be scrapped for good.

So, please take advantage of it now even if your daughter’s big day is in the future.

Even though we are going through this crazy time, if you do a poor job at it, your speech will be captured on video and your daughter and son-in-law and other viewers will forever remember what you said and would not attribute your poor performance to the fact there was a deadly disease in town.  

So, please take advantage of it now even if your daughter’s big day is in the future by simply paying what you want after you get your beautiful speech.   

Please note: Your speech draft comes with a proven and simple tip to master your speech or remember your speech just as you want it without carrying a paper with you.

Just see what someone said about that great tip that's proven to calm your nerves and help you speak with purpose, poise, and clarity!

''Hi Dan,

The speech went very well, I modified it a bit and practiced it as you suggested (great advice).  Thanks for all your help and if I need a prepared speech again I’ll definitely contact you.

All the best,

Matt''

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Just see what someone said about that great tip that's proven to calm your nerves and help you speak with purpose, poise, and clarity!

''Hi Dan,

The speech went very well, I modified it a bit and practiced it as you suggested (great advice).  Thanks for all your help and if I need a prepared speech again I’ll definitely contact you.

All the best,

Matt''

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