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Farewell Speech Sample-This Simple Yet Funny Send-Off Speech Is All You Will Ever Need To Write and Give A Memorable Goodbye Speech Without Trying So Hard! How?

 

Just Look Over This Example And You’ll Be Seconds Away From Giving A Speech That Will Make Everyone At Your Workplace So Proud Of You!

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In this revealing piece, we looked at where and how to get beautiful ideas and words to help you thank, motivate or inspire, counsel your co-workers or colleagues before you say good bye.

In that example, I told you that one of the trusted resources you can ever use to say whatever is on your heart without pulling out your hair was farewell speech samples. Do you remember that?Thank God for farewell speech examples!

 

Like I said earlier, you can put the blame of workers who can’t write good speeches because not everyone has the skill or talent for that exercise.

However, I believe we all can make our world a much better place with whatever thing we have.

 

And for me, what I can best do to help you is to show you how best you can use of one shortest and funniest farewell speech to write your own speech in a very unique way since i have been writing speeches for people all over the world.

 

Get This Right!

You just can’t wing it and give a boring speech!

It’s your last day at work and as you know, you have to leave on a memorable note and your speech can make that a reality.

Go grab your paper and pen and put on your thinking cap and let’s get to work. Are you ready for this?

 

Here’s the example in its entirety

A Short and Funny Farewell Speech

''Most people are nervous to meet Ted Koppel. I know I was. When I finally worked up the nerve to say hello, I confidently stuck out my hand and introduced myself.

I then promptly took a step forward and caught my foot on an open file cabinet drawer, which sent me plummeting to the ground. (pause) It took me a good two weeks to get past that humiliation.

When I did, I quickly learned that this was a place that offered endless opportunities to a young staffer, far more than I had earned.

You were open to my story ideas, welcomed me into edit rooms, sent me on video shoots, and gave me the opportunity to make some very public mistakes.

People know Nightline is a great show, but they probably don’t know how great its staff is at making a young, aspiring journalist feel like a fully initiated part of the team.

My mother tells me that my grandfather never missed a Nightline. He died in 1982, when I was nine-years-old and when Nightline was only two.

To this day, every night when I hear that opening theme music, I think of him, and how proud he would have been to know that his grandson worked here, with all of you. Thank you.''

 

Ok, I don’t want this to be so hard for you, so let’s break it down and use the lessons learned to write your own speech.

 

First and foremost,

Let’s See What Will Grab Your  Audience’s Attention

Guess what? Your introduction should capture attention right off the bat. What that means is  you have to put in a lot of effort to make it work.

Just look at this example in red.

“Most people are nervous to meet Ted Koppel. I know I was. When I finally worked up the nerve to say hello, I confidently stuck out my hand and introduced myself.

I then promptly took a step forward and caught my foot on an open file cabinet drawer, which sent me plummeting to the ground.

The above example is without a doubt a brilliant opener.

But can you spot any weakness in the opening line?

You have just 2 minutes to point it out!

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Remember, we are in the farewell speech university and you’ll have your degree soon.

Time up! No answer? Do you really want to have your degree? Okay, let me help you out.

This writer should have first found out if all those present at the party knew who he was.

And that’s a mistake I see a lot of speakers make especially if they are working in a very big firm.

That will not be a problem if you work in an establishment where you relate to one another like family! I don’t think that was the case here though!

If I were him, I would have asked myself just two questions

  1. Am I very well known in this organization?
  2. Are there any new employees?

 

Questions 1 & 2 might not be too useful if you are the boss.

If the answer to question number 2 does not form a part of your farewell speech, new employees might be wondering who you are.

 

Now, let’s see how I would have turned things around if I had written that earlier example below.

Hello and welcome everyone. Good evening, for those who were came to join us last week, I am Daniel Jenkins, and I am ex-president of the Manufacturing Division of Baker& Beans Co.

 

Did you notice how I introduced myself? Sorry, I forgot to tell you one thing.

Other than your name, you should always greet your audience. Never ever forget that it's another way of connecting with them on a personal level.

Did you there are other proven ways of starting your message with a bang?

 

Wondering how? See them below

Here Are Some Proven Ways To Do Just That

First, you can begin with a short story about what you experienced when you first starting working.

This writer does that skillfully.

 ''Most people are nervous to meet Ted Koppel. I know I was. When I finally worked up the nerve to say hello, I confidently stuck out my hand and introduced myself.

I then promptly took a step forward and caught my foot on an open file cabinet drawer, which sent me plummeting to the ground.''

 

Second, you can share a funny quote and tie its message with memories of your first day at work!

 

Third, if you have ever seen any good or interesting movie whose theme centers around the workplace, you can draw some ideas from that too.

 

Fourth, others decide to thank a few people and briefly how they contributed to making their working or professional or even personal life fulfilling.

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Let’s see how this is done by looking at this creative example.Let’s call colleague number 3 Mike.

 

@ Colleague 3(Mike): Your pics are hot, your work is not - and don't let anyone fool u otherwise! Just kidding... keep the bandana on - it prevents people from knowing how much hair is missing!

Never mind Mike. That means you will be the next C.E.O. since you work like a tireless horse!

 

Note: If you’re going to say something similar, make sure your friend or collegaues won’t be offended. All depends on how close you are though.
 

Fourth, you can share how someone who left inspired you and use that experience to start your own speech.

 

Now, let’s see an example of that idea in action based on Brandon Otten’s Farewell to Arms: My Air Force Retirement Speech

 

''Over the course of the last 20 years, I have thrown my body, mind, and my heart into getting the job done. My experiences over the last 20 years taught me a great many things. I’d like to share some of that with you today.

 

For example, the words that CMSgt Tony Klingensmith shared at his retirement ceremony back in 1997 inspired me as a young Airman; he said: “I used to clean the bathrooms in this very same building; I always prided myself on having the cleanest shitters. No matter what task I was doing, I tried to do it the best I could” he said.

 

The fact that the Chief cursed in his speech really got my attention. Even more, I took his words to heart and tried to model my actions in the same manner; no matter what task I had, I tried to do it the best I could.''

 

Now, read this part meditatively: For example, the words that CMSgt Tony Klingensmith shared at his retirement ceremony back in 1997 inspired me as a young Airman; he said “I used to clean the bathrooms in this very same building; I always prided myself on having the cleanest shitters.’’

It's exactly what I am referring to in point number 4: Fourth, you can share how someone who left inspired you and use that experience to start your own speech.

 

There are just so many ways of starting your farewell speech to your colleagues or co-employees. Can you think of another way?

 

Using J…s can also help!

Can you fill the gaps above? Let me give you this clue. It’s a five-letter word.

Who said jokes? Is that you? Well done! I am so so proud of you!

Funny lines can help but make sure you find a better way to connect its theme or message to your speech or it will backfire.

 

We Better Get Back To Our Example

This time, let us examine how the body of our sample speech was written

 

Let’s look it over carefully

''…get past that humiliation.

When I did, I quickly learned that this was a place that offered endless opportunities to a young staffer, far more than I had earned.

You were open to my story ideas, welcomed me into edit rooms, sent me on video shoots, and gave me the opportunity to make some very public mistakes.''

 

Now, let’s analyze the above.If you’ve been working at your current place for a very long time, then you obviously have lots of memories to share.

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So put on your thinking cap and write down as many anecdotes that come to you.

 

If you don’t like to brainstorm, then…

The Pointers Below Can Help You Come Up With Great Ideas.

Idea number one:  Why did you decide to work at your current place of work?

Idea number two: How the experience was like when you joined the company in the beginning?

Idea number three: Any difficulties or challenges you faced and how you were able to overcome them?

Idea number four: Any name(names) who made your stay very memorable and how they impacted your life…?this should be easy as we have seen that for Brandon Otten above!

Idea number five: How did your work impact your life as a whole?

Idea number six: Any awards and citations you received (if any) and how they motivated you to reach for the sky?

Idea number seven: Thank everyone, give sound advice, and wish them well.

****Idea number seven: Let me add that if your colleagues see you more as a ''super-worker'' then you can share what your secrets are

And they will never forget you for that!

 

That’s basically the main stuff that goes into the body of the speech.There might be more though but it all depends on how creative you are.You shouldn’t say everything that has happened to you in the body else your speech will be long and boring!

Just bring out the relevant points and ignore the rest.

We are not done yet…Let’s march on

 ''People know Nightline is a great show, but they probably don’t know how great its staff is at making a young, aspiring journalist feel like a fully initiated part of the team. My mother tells me that my grandfather never missed a Nightline.

He died in 1982, when I was nine-years-old and when Nightline was only two. To this day, every night when I hear that opening theme music, I think of him, and how proud he would have been to know that his grandson worked here, with all of you. Thank you.''

 

Once again, did you notice how the writer mentions how he got onto the show and how helpful his co-workers were to him?

He even throws in a story about how his granddad enjoyed the work they are doing at the studio.

 

Finally, let’s see how the above example can inspire us to write our own short goodbye address before I kiss you goodbye!

Here is My Short Example!

I never knew I would get the change to be part of this great workforce who strives day and night to make the life of others better

I remember when my mom would take her migraine pill years ago. Though I was a little child, I was curious enough to read the drug cover and I noticed that this was the same firm that saved my mom’s life.

She’s still alive and came here with my family to say thank you for all the great work you are doing!

Wasn’t that good?

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Do This And Your Team Will Never Ever Forget You!

 Before you take your seat, you can present a gift to the company as a token of your appreciation.

It could be a work of art or anything that brings back golden memories.

After you’ve given your gift, wish your colleagues well and tell everyone that you hope to achieve or accomplish as you move on to a new place or on your retirement.

People like you are using this incredibly easy method to come up with the best ever farewell speech …Have you seen it yet?

Believe me, you’ll kiss all your worries goodbye if you just give it a peek!

Just as you know, it’s very prudent that you leave or retire on a positive note!

They say first impressions count and that’s right you know. But, last impressions far outweigh everything you’ve done at the workplace.

You’ve worked so hard, and you have been a super-productive worker and you are also admired and respected!

Why not cement your legacy by giving a sweet and inspiring speech?

We know for sure how hard coming up with the right words to help you say something sweet and memorable can be.

That’s why we are giving you a rare chance to come up with something inspiring and funny without pulling your hair out! Remember, your managers and even C.E.O will be around and you don’t have to settle for anything ordinary.  They and your friends will be counting on you to leave on a favorable note!

Want to get on board? You should!

Ok, Is This Offer For Me?

  • Yes, if you really love your co-workers and bosses and want to tell them how working with them has been a blessing
  • Yes, it’s for you if you are overwhelmed by the pressures of work or other things and don’t have the time to put a beautiful speech together.
  • Yes you have to get on board; if you don’t know how to start or are not too sure if you can. Believe it or not, if you screw up, people will remember you for that as well.
  • Yes, if you are not too eloquent or not too sure if you are on the right track.
  • Yes, if you feel writing and giving speeches is simply not your thing! You just hate it!
  • Yes, if you are still struggling to find the right words and ideas to say something memorable.
  • Yes, if you have a day or less to the farewell party and you feel that you are under pressure and might make some horrible mistakes!
  • Yes, if you are a good writer or speaker but you still want someone to look over or review what you've come up with!

Ok, I am Interested, What’s the Cost?

Good you’ve asked. You don’t have to give any $ for now!

Why? Are you guys serious? Are you not kidding?

No, we are very serious about this since we want you to be happy with your speech first!

After we have given you a beautiful speech, then we both negotiate and you name a fair price.

Why? From experience, if we give you a flat rate, that might not be fair because some people prefer a very loooong speech.

But, for some others very short.

So, let me ask you this? Do you think it’s fair to charge you a high fee for something short? OR just anything for a long speech?

Remember, we are not putting a price quote here because of the above reasons underlined. Remember, when everything is through, we will negotiate via email and we are not tough people to deal it at all.

In fact, we are some of the nicest guys you can ever work with.

So, you better not joke with this amazing offer! We are very serious about this!

Oh Ok, How Then Do I Get Started Since I Want To Get On Board Right Away?

All you have to do RIGHT NOW is to click on this link to receive an easy-to-fill-in questionnaire in your email to get started.

1.So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE---you name a fair price after your beautiful speech or letter has been delivered. So, you can have your peace of mind!

  1. After that, we will send you a very short questionnaire to fill out!
  2. Then, you have it sent back to us via email
  3. If something is not too clear, we will ask you to clarify.
  4. If not, we will send you a wonderful draft.
  5. Then, you look it over and tell us if you are okay with it or you want to amend it till you are happy with it--although we always get it right even with the first draft.
  6. Then, we ask you to shell out any amount you think is a fair price for your speech.

Please note: Don’t fill out this form if you’re a dishonest individual and you are bent on robbing us. We want also good people to work with because good people like you makes the world go around!

 So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR INSPIRING LETTER OR SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech or letter has been delivered.

Forget about money and let’s write something for you. We believe in the values of honesty and integrity and we think you should be happy with our work before we negotiate on a fair price.

So, you don’t have to think twice before you get on board. Remember, you have to be happy before you pay.

So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR INSPIRING LETTER OR  SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech or letter has been delivered.

So, Here are the Benefits You Get When You Get On Board!

  • An inspiring speech written by our speech consultants that reflects what you want to say exactly
  • We coach you on how to use your voice to make your speech very exciting.
  • We show you a simple but often overlook strategy to rehearse your speech even if you have a very poor memory. This method is used by great speakers like Obama and was used by Abraham Lincoln and his compatriots
  • Then we show the most effective way to get your entire speech into your head without memorizing your speech. Guaranteed to help you even if you have a very poor memory or your memory is like a gold fish…most of our clients still wonder where we got this idea from. This ensures that you don't read off a sheet of paper...

Just see what someone said about that great tip that's proven to calm your nerves and help you speak with purpose, poise and clarity!    

''Hi Dan!

I'm doing great! Thank you thank you! I hope your trip was fun and relaxing. Yes, the speech went above and beyond. The tips really helped me. Thank you for that...

 Lien''

  • Ways to include humor in your speech or letter and what it takes to do so

So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR INSPIRING LETTER OR SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have your peace of mind and not lose money.

Remember, you have to see your speech first before we both negotiate on a price that’s fair to you. So, you can relax and let us sweat it out at our expense!

Let me remind you once more that your managers and even C.E.O will be around and you don’t have to settle for anything ordinary. You’ve to put on a good show!

So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR INSPIRING LETTER OR SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE

 

 


Farewell Speech: Are You An Employee looking for the Perfect Words, Phrases, And Ideas To Write A Memorable Goodbye Speech Even As You Leave Or Retire?

 

Just Follow This Very Easy to Follow Plan and you’ll seconds away from giving a beautiful farewell or send off speech even if you think writing and giving speeches is not your thing!

 

First, let me congratulate you on being a super-productive worker!

I can only imagine how you’ve impacted that firm all these years.

I know for sure your bosses have noticed how hard you’ve worked to help the company achieve its goals and objectives, and it’s only proper you're offered a fitting send-off.

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I know your co-workers are filled with mixed emotions because they have enjoyed the warmth of your presence and a few might shed tears at your farewell party.

Now, speaking of that, have you thought about a final speech that will touch hearts and inspire others to work like never before ?

Your close pal, bosses and possible your spouse and family might be around and everyone will be expecting nothing but the very best from you!

Let’s face it! Many employees or workers feel very nervous when it comes to giving farewell speeches.

Do you think you’ll have what it takes to speak confidently with clarity and purpose on that day?

 

Whatever it is, you’re so much admired, respected and loved by everyone and so you should really say something sweet and heartfelt.

Well, most people choose to speak like this timid speaker who just  ''winged''  it and just spoke the following words on his final day of work.

 

''Okay, well, I wasn’t expecting to say anything, but, well, I guess what I’d like to say is that it’s been an amazing eight years here.

 

You’re all an amazing team, you’re like a second family, and we’ve really been through some ups and downs together…okay, a lot of downs together. But I will really miss you, although this isn’t really goodbye, because I’m going to stay in touch with all of you…whether you like it or not!''

Really? You weren’t expecting anything? Hmm

 

How on earth could he have said that? Obviously, this was unprepared speaker!

 

You know what? For many years now, I have been helping people all over the world to write and give heartfelt speeches and I am here to help you say something memorable!

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You need not worry one bit if you follow the ideas, tips and tricks I am going to deliver as it will help you put down you exact thoughts emotions into beautiful words

The first and most important key to your success is

To Get Rid Of These Mental Demons!

 Let me admit that I get the nerves when I am called to address an audience even though clients, friends and family say ''I am a high class speaker for sure.''

 

That shouldn’t come as surprise though…Why? Because I always feel much relieved if I am very well prepared.

To calm your nerves, you need to first do a little bit of self-introspection.

Perhaps you failed to do so well when you were asked to present the company’s budget or ask for a salary raise or even make a short presentation, and you’re thinking if you won’t screw up this time too!

 

That wouldn’t happen if you ignore what your mind is telling you!

By constantly envisioning yourself speaking with poise and flair on the ''D-day'', you will be gradually eroding the fear lurking deep down in your heart.

Remember, you become a reflection of what you dwell on for a long time!

 

So, always see yourself smiling and giving the greatest farewell speech ever and you will be empowered from within no matter how you feel about your delivery!

This applies not only to your speech but every aspect of your life!

 

Having said that, let’s now look at the best places you can get proven ideas from to help you write your speech the easy way.

 

Do You Love Videos?

Wait…wait….I know you might want to ask. Dan, what videos should I go for?

First, just go any of the video sharing platforms and type words like ''farewell speeches'' and or something similar.

Second, sit back and wait for hundreds of them to pop up

Third, take a pen and paper and hit the play button and put down ideas and thoughts you find useful, witty and you think you can add it to your own speech.

 

I want to make things fairly easy for you, so let me borrow a few words from first black U.S president Obama’s farewell speech.

 

As you you, he is an ''ex-employee'' of The U.S.A and using his example would make perfect sense !

Here are excerpts of his final address:

''My fellow Americans, Michelle and I have been so touched by all the well-wishes that we've received over the past few weeks. But tonight it's my turn to say thanks.

So I first came to Chicago when I was in my early twenties, and I was still trying to figure out who I was; still searching for a purpose to my life. And it was a neighborhood not far from here where I began working with church groups in the shadows of closed steel mills.

It was on these streets where I witnessed the power of faith, and the quiet dignity of working people in the face of struggle and loss…''

 

That’s a wonderful introduction right?

Now, let’s see how we can use his intro to write something on our own

Any idea please?

 

Okay, I am the ''writing Santa Claus'' so to speak and this is what I have come up with.

 

See below

 

''Hello good evening everyone. I have been so touched by all the well-wishes that I received over the past few weeks since I told you of my plans.

Tonight it's my turn to say thanks and to tell you how much you all mean to me over the years we’ve been together!

I have received messages from everyone reminding me of how I am so much admired and loved.

Well, when I first set foot here some 28 years ago, I felt the strong winds of love blowing through the air and I remember saying to myself: Here might be a worker’s paradise! Of course it is!

And as you all know, I was right because not only do you get to put food on your table, working here brings true happiness and fulfillment because…''

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Did you notice how I took the ex-presidents’ words: ''Tonight it's my turn to say thanks...'' and made it mine?

That’s exactly what I mean when I tell you to watch videos and pick ideas from them.

 

Have You Seen Any Of These Witty Remarks?

 

By this, I mean using farewell quotes to help you write. By the way, you can get thoughtful quotes by looking them up online!

 

Well, I tried to get a few good ones for you as I  am hell bent on helping you give a very memorable farewell speech.

See them below!

  1. ''Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul there is no such thing as separation.''-Rumi
  2. ''There are no goodbyes for us. Wherever you are, you will always be in my heart.''-Mahatma Gandhi
  3. ''All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.''-Anatole France
  4. ''Moving on, is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard.''-Dave Mustaine
  5. ''Our friendship is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Talking to you made me smile and meeting you set me free. I can’t believe that fate is taking you away and ripping us apart. I just want to say that I will miss you from the bottom of my heart. Goodbye my friend. See you soon.''

 

Just as you know, I love examples and would want us to work on something together.

 

So, let’s go for quotes #4:''Moving on, is a simple thing, what it leaves behind is hard.''-Dave Mustaine

and # 5

 

''Our friendship is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Talking to you made me smile and meeting you set me free.  I can’t believe that fate is taking you away and ripping us apart. I just want to say that I will miss you from the bottom of my heart. Goodbye my friend. See you soon.''

 

Using both quotes, we will get the words in green

''Even though I am leaving at a time my services are most needed, I have to take this break and spend quality time with my family, so I can get my energy and vitality back.

For the first time in a long time, I slept soundly last night like a rock. Thank God, there was no alarm clock to rouse me out of bed.

It turns out my wife had forgotten this was the last day of work. Well, she’s an early riser and l am of course the late riser!

She obviously had forgotten about this. Can you believe that she pinched me this morning and said: '' are you not going to work honey?''

Then, I said Mike says I can go on vacation with you for the next six months!

Really?

Yeah! Today is the last day of work and haven’t gotten a good sleep in a long time!

Then, she burst out laughing!

Ladies and gentlemen, my talk with Michelle this morning should give you an idea of what to expect in the days ahead.

On a more serious note, I guess some of you might be thinking moving on is a simple thing, in reality it is not! It is such a hard thing as my heart is down with grief as I speak.

 

Being with you all these years makes feel like being a part of a loving extended family, I just can’t imagine that fate is ripping us apart. I just want to say that I will miss you from the bottom of my heart.

 

Hope you saw how that was done? Did you notice how we picked the underlined words from those quotes?

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Hope you can do same and probably lace your message with some humor too?

 

Have You Considered What Cracks You Up?

Is your workplace a lively work environment where you can crack jokes without upsetting anyone

If so, you better use some of those ''in-jokes'' to spice your address.

 

It is a great way of endearing your friends or colleagues or co-workers to your side as you give your farewell speech!

But you have got to use them creatively? Want an example? Not this time please!!!!!!!!

 

Now, this is my favorite tool for coming up with a heart touching speech.

Spicing Your Piece With Stories!

 

  • Stories like when you first came to the workplace can be used.
  • Stories like how the place was like when you first stepped foot there.
  • Stories like how the journey has been like ever since you began working there.
  • Stories of awards received and how they inspired you to be a better employee.

 

Now, this is what I want you to do right now-not tomorrow

 

List as many anecdotes that come to your mind about those stories and try to use the ones you find amusing or inspiring to come up with something remarkable! I be you can.

 

Finally, my favorite scientific- proven trick to easily and quickly writing a great farewell speech like a pro!

 

Guess what it is?

Short And Sweet Farewell Speech Samples

 

I can’t just overemphasize how good examples of farewell speeches by employees can help make the writing of your speech a breeze.

But, each goobye-speech example you will find has its own unique style, content and structure, so make sure you tweak it a bit if you decide to model yours after one.

That being said, let’s see a sample farewell speech below

and then use it to write our own speech.

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Here you go:

 ''Most people are nervous to meet Ted Koppel. I know I was. When I finally worked up the nerve to say hello, I confidently stuck out my hand and introduced myself.

I then promptly took a step forward and caught my foot on an open file cabinet drawer, which sent me plummeting to the ground.

(pause and laughter) It took me a good two weeks to get past that humiliation.

When I did, I quickly learned that this was a place that offered endless opportunities to a young staffer, far more than I had earned. You were open to my story ideas, welcomed me into edit rooms, sent me on video shoots, and gave me the opportunity to make some very public mistakes.

People know Nightline is a great show, but they probably don’t know how great its staff is at making a young, aspiring journalist feel like a fully initiated part of the team.

My mother tells me that my grandfather never missed a Nightline. He died in 1982, when I was nine-years-old and when Nightline was only two. '

To this day, every night when I hear that opening theme music, I think of him, and how proud he would have been to know that his grandson worked here, with all of you. Thank you.''

 

Now, let’s get creative and make something out of that.

 

''Most people would tell you that although working at Anxiety & C., is a fantastic opportunity, I almost fainted when I first came here.  Yes, I almost passed out. I am not kidding.

When I first came here, I met Ted.

When I finally worked up the nerve to say hello, I confidently stuck out my hand and introduced myself.

He looked me straight in the eye and said do you have what it takes to work like a wall clock?

That almost gave me a heart attack literally.

Feeling very nervous, I then promptly took a step forward and caught my foot on an open file cabinet drawer, which sent me plummeting to the ground.

(laughs) It took me a 2 months to get past that humiliation!

When I did, I quickly learned that this was a place that offered endless opportunities to a rookie like mysle.

I learned to work hard like a robot as he Todd put it and I had the opportunity to handle important assignments without breaking my spine….''

Wasn’t that short and sweet?

 

Remember, people will remember you after you are gone. But, they will never forget what you said…And so you have to come up with a brilliant piece.

This will leave you in complete shock !…Man reveals how workers leaving or retiring are writing best farewell speeches ever without lifting a finger…  How? You better read this and you will be blown away! Ignore and you might be embarrassed!

Just as you know, it’s very prudent that you leave or retire on a positive note!

They say first impressions count and that’s right you know. But, last impressions far outweigh everything you’ve done at the workplace.

You’ve worked so hard, and you have been a super-productive worker and you are also admired and respected!

Why not cement your legacy by giving a sweet and inspiring speech?

We know for sure how hard coming up with the right words to help you say something sweet and memorable can be.

That’s why we are giving you a rare chance to come up with something inspiring and funny without pulling your hair out! Remember, your managers and even C.E.O will be around and you don’t have to settle for anything ordinary.  They and your friends will be counting on you to leave on a favorable note!

Want to get on board? You should!

Ok, Is This Offer For Me?

  • Yes, if you really love your co-workers and bosses and want to tell them how working with them has been a blessing
  • Yes, it’s for you if you are overwhelmed by the pressures of work or other things and don’t have the time to put a beautiful speech together.
  • Yes you have to get on board; if you don’t know how to start or are not too sure if you can. Believe it or not, if you screw up, people will remember you for that as well.
  • Yes, if you are not too eloquent or not too sure if you are on the right track.
  • Yes, if you feel writing and giving speeches is simply not your thing! You just hate it!
  • Yes, if you are still struggling to find the right words and ideas to say something memorable.
  • Yes, if you have a day or less to the farewell party and you feel that you are under pressure and might make some horrible mistakes!
  • Yes, if you are a good writer or speaker but you still want someone to look over or review what you've come up with!

Ok, I am Interested, What’s the Cost?

Good you’ve asked. You don’t have to give any $ for now!

Why? Are you guys serious? Are you not kidding?

No, we are very serious about this since we want you to be happy with your speech first!

After we have given you a beautiful speech, then we both negotiate and you name a fair price.

Why? From experience, if we give you a flat rate, that might not be fair because some people prefer a very loooong speech.

But, for some others very short.

So, let me ask you this? Do you think it’s fair to charge you a high fee for something short? OR just anything for a long speech?

Remember, we are not putting a price quote here because of the above reasons underlined. Remember, when everything is through, we will negotiate via email and we are not tough people to deal it at all.

In fact, we are some of the nicest guys you can ever work with.

So, you better not joke with this amazing offer! We are very serious about this!

Oh Ok, How Then Do I Get Started Since I Want To Get On Board Right Away?

All you have to do RIGHT NOW is to click on this link to receive an easy-to-fill-in questionnaire in your email to get started.

1.So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE---you name a fair price after your beautiful speech or letter has been delivered. So, you can have your peace of mind!

  1. After that, we will send you a very short questionnaire to fill out!
  2. Then, you have it sent back to us via email
  3. If something is not too clear, we will ask you to clarify.
  4. If not, we will send you a wonderful draft.
  5. Then, you look it over and tell us if you are okay with it or you want to amend it till you are happy with it--although we always get it right even with the first draft.
  6. Then, we ask you to shell out any amount you think is a fair price for your speech.

Please note: Don’t fill out this form if you’re a dishonest individual and you are bent on robbing us. We want also good people to work with because good people like you makes the world go around!

 So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR INSPIRING LETTER OR SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech or letter has been delivered.

Forget about money and let’s write something for you. We believe in the values of honesty and integrity and we think you should be happy with our work before we negotiate on a fair price.

So, you don’t have to think twice before you get on board. Remember, you have to be happy before you pay.

So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR INSPIRING LETTER OR  SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech or letter has been delivered.

So, Here are the Benefits You Get When You Get On Board!

  • An inspiring speech written by our speech consultants that reflects what you want to say exactly
  • We coach you on how to use your voice to make your speech very exciting.
  • We show you a simple but often overlook strategy to rehearse your speech even if you have a very poor memory. This method is used by great speakers like Obama and was used by Abraham Lincoln and his compatriots
  • Then we show the most effective way to get your entire speech into your head without memorizing your speech. Guaranteed to help you even if you have a very poor memory or your memory is like a gold fish…most of our clients still wonder where we got this idea from. This ensures that you don't read off a sheet of paper...

Just see what someone said about that great tip that's proven to calm your nerves and help you speak with purpose, poise and clarity!    

''Hi Dan!

I'm doing great! Thank you thank you! I hope your trip was fun and relaxing. Yes, the speech went above and beyond. The tips really helped me. Thank you for that...

 Lien''

  • Ways to include humor in your speech or letter and what it takes to do so

So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR INSPIRING LETTER OR SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have your peace of mind and not lose money.

Remember, you have to see your speech first before we both negotiate on a price that’s fair to you. So, you can relax and let us sweat it out at our expense!

Let me remind you once more that your managers and even C.E.O will be around and you don’t have to settle for anything ordinary. You’ve to put on a good show!

So, CLICK HERE TO GET STARTED NOW TO GET YOUR INSPIRING LETTER OR SPEECH NOW BY FILLING OUT A QUESTIONNAIRE