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At last, you too can give a very funny best man speech like a pro! Using the same strategies, secrets, ideas…accomplished toastmasters use to bring down their audience…even if you are a funny person or not!

Alex and Dan had been friends since childhood. From chasing girls to drinking their head off to gambling at a local casino, they had gained notoriety for being notorious hoodlums.

They had completed their college education, and both had become fairly responsible adults. Dan was vice president of the manufacturing division of a pharmaceutical company. Alex was chief executive of a construction form. However, neither of them was married.

After sometime, Alex met Stella and everything was set for their wedding after dating for two years. Dan was asked by his friend to be bestman and he gladly accepted that honorable responsibility.

As he reflected what his duties were as bestman, one thing hit him hard. And that was his speech. At the thought of this, he froze like a dog at a cat dance. He had never spoken before a large group of people. The last time he addressed some people at a meeting was eight years ago, and that made him sweat like a castrated bull.

However, he talked with a friend who had had a standing ovation for giving a funny best man speech to learn the tricks of the game. After this brief encounter, he poured his heart and mind into writing a great funny best man speech.

On his friend’s big day, he made fun of his friend and even made reference to a time spent in chasing girls and their drinking sprees. Those comments embarrassed his friend a great deal. Obviously, they had backfired.

Like Dan, you too aim at delivering a hilarious wedding speech, but how you go about it will go a long way to determine whether your words will make the wedding guests happy or bored.

Just take heart if you have never spoken in public all your lifetime. The ideas I will share will help you give a super memorable wedding speech that is not only exciting but inspirational and witty.

Before your performance can really go down well with your audience, you need to believe in what you are going to say or do else nothing can really work for you. Simply put, you need to have self confidence.

And it is self confidence that separates great or funny speakers from mediocre speakers.  

Whatever you wish for in life depends a great deal on what you your own set of beliefs. You cannot succeed if all you see around you is despair and doubt.

Doubt and despair can’t stand in your way if you continuously meditate on the desired results you want out of speaking before the wedding audience. That’s because holding a positive image of what you want to achieve banishes the forces of fear and hopelessness.

Perhaps, you are wondering if you are going to speak confidently because your mind has relayed to you a picture of a situation where you panicked when you were asked to say some few words before a group of people and that might have led you to conclude that you are not going to do well this time.

Forget it because your friends or brother’s wedding is a different ball game and there is no way you can fail because I believe you can. You can because you are created in God’s image and you are more powerful and gifted than you think. Don’t let the past cripple you from moving forward. You are the product of your own imagination so belief you can and your confidence will spill over.

 

With that in mind, let’s now see the strategies you can employ to bring down the house. Before we do so, I want you to get this one thing.

A funny best man speech isn’t necessarily a type of wedding speech that is hilarious from start to finish. NO! A generous sprinkling of a few good jokes for example at the introduction of your speech or at the middle or at the end of your presentation will make the audience delighted.

 It’s not a matter of trying so hard to pile up every line of your speech with something funny. You will only be wasting your own time if you do so.

Did you know that music or song can make your speech funny? Many best men try so hard to find some funny words to spice up their messages. But it shouldn’t be so if you can take a simple song, rehearse it and even substitute some of the lyrics with your own words. If you can play a musical instrument, that will be just great.

Here is what I want you to do now. If you can sing a simple love song well, why not change the words to suit your own unique case.

 If you want to see such kind of presentations played out, please go over to the video sharing site youtube.com and search for creative best man speeches or funny best man speeches or song like best man speeches or even greatest best man speeches ever and you will get access to lots of them .

As you see them, please take note of the parts that make you laugh. It could a phrase or lines used and even the props they use. See if you can adapt it to your own speech.

Another way of making a speech very exciting is by using metaphors, similes or other forms of comparisons. For instance, you can use a simile to tell the wedding guests how the gloom felt when he met the bride.

Remember that the spelling of gloom is deliberate. You too can use if for example you want to say some words about your friend or brother.

Now back to our extract speech using the power of simile. Here we go now!

When Mike first met Angela after they had left school, I knew they were destined to be together. My sister was very distrustful of men but he used all the tricks he knew to woo her but she was unyielding like a rock.

Feeling like a disappointed goat, Mike almost threw in the towel but I told him not to because quitters never win. He got to know that Angela was like a box of chocolate when he gently persisted and won her heart.

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Notice how we use the similes…like a disappointed goat…and like a disappointed goat…to write that short best man speech? That’s exactly the way to harness smiles whenever we are writing.

Another technique is the deliberate corruption of the English language. For example, you can say blide instead of bride. An example being… I got to know the blide during a school reunion.

Another example could be …Mike, I know you are a great guy and you’ve found the lady of your dreams. And I know you will adore her, care for her, and protect her. And to you Angela the blide and Mike‘s step wife you look like a peacock tonight…

Notice, we use step wife? What do you think will be the reaction of the guests to that word? Well, some will be wondering why the speaker used that word. Others will simply smile. Whatever be the case, you need to tell the guests why she is a step wife.

It’s not enough to use the above mentioned points; you also need to use your body language appropriately.

You shouldn’t stand still like a skyscraper and expect the guests to cheer you up. You need to vary your voice, tone, and pitch to convey your exact emotions.

For instance, you might imitate the groom if you want the wedding guests to know how your friend or brother felt or what your friend or brother said when he told you about the bride.

All these strategies would naturally come to you if you consistently practice your speech since regular practice kills poor performance, and it holds the key to calming your nerves. There’s no way your funny best man speech will flop if you make time to go over what you are going to say.

A WORD TO A SERIOUS BEST MAN

Did you know a memorable hilarious best man speech can make you admired, respected by the wedding guests and deepen the bond of friendship between you and the groom?

But not finding what to say and how to say it best can hamper your success ?

This proven secret is guaranteed to not only calm your nerves but also help you write a beautiful speech without spending hours trying to figure out what you think might be a great speech.

Just imagine how you will feel if you come up with a great speech ...the groom and your friends will be proud of you and you are not going to forget that experience...

Well, our expert speech writers can get it for you in less time without any upfront cost.

  • Our wedding speech experts want to write a great speech for you without asking you to pay for your speech now.

Are you guys serious? Yes, please read below

  • All you have to do is to click on the link below to receive an easy to fill questionnaire in your email

       CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay $ 70 after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you don't waste money.

  • Next, fill it out and send it to us on the email on that form you'll get and then your beautiful speech is delivered by one of our expert writers. After, you look it over and tell us whether you are okay with it or you want to amend it.
  • Then, we ask you to shell out $ 70 for it. Plus we give you a simple and easy guide to help you remember your speech without carrying a paper with you. This guide is used by the pro's and we'll let you have it for free.

We believe in the values of honesty and integrity and we think you should be happy with our work before you pay. So, the risk is on us not you. So, you don’t have to think twice before you get on board. Click on the link now and let’s get started right

                CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay $ 70 after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you don't waste money.

Please note: Don’t fill out this form if you are you’re a dishonest individual. This offer is for a limited time. Remember, click here to let one of our wedding speech writers write a great speech that comes right from your heart. You don't have worry about paying our charge of $ 70 per speech for now. Forget about money and let’s write something for you.

You only have to pay after we've delivered your speech.

       CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have your peace of mind!

You only have to pay after you have seen your speech. So, you can understand that we want you to be happy with your speech first before we take money from you later.

        CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered.

So, you can relax and let us sweat it out at our expense!

 


Best Man Speeches-The right and wrong ways to use bestman speech samples

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Your  best man speech will suck if you don’t know this

 

Bestman speech samples

As  bestman, you certainly have to come up with best man speech that will linger on the minds of your friend or brother and guests days. Giving a memorable presentation isn’t as hard as you think if you have got best man speech samples. Getting these examples help you to frame and organize your thoughts in a sequential order.Plus, they contain several entertaining and professionally written samples written by ex-best men.

However, they can cause more harm than good if they are not used appropriately. Many speech givers make the blunder of copying word for word the examples they see and that make their messages not so original.

To ensure yours stand head and shoulders above the rest, you first need to get a voice for your speech.

Getting a voice for your speech means you have to get a style for your message. Many people think the best man speech has to be very hilarious but that’s wrong.Why? Because not everyone can make a humourous speech. A sarcastic presentation may be an option but you have to do so creatively without embarrassing your friend. Other styles to choose from are narrative, emotional, witty or a combination of two or more styles.

Secondly, you have to get a theme for your speech. A theme is the main message around which your speech is built.

For example, you may write about how your association with the groom has shaped your character or you can simply write about his lifetime achievements and how those feats will impact his married-life.

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After you have got a voice and theme for your best man speech, you need to make time to critically study your best man speech samples. Grab your pen, a note pad and take notes as you go through it. Quickly read through the example you have got. Then take your time and read through as if  you were a scientist studying  project on the moon. As you do there are three sections you have to identify. The first is the introduction. Next is the body and last is the toast.

You’ll observe that the opening line of your speech has the following: the writer’s relationship with the groom, greetings and some compliments about the guests.

All you have to do is to tell the audience about your relationship to the groom and who you are because not everyone might know who you are. The mode of greetings depends on the time of the wedding reception. Thank the guests for supporting your friend and for their gifts.

The body is essentially what everyone will be itching for the most. No matter how hilarious your speech might come across, do ensure that the following elements are in the body.

Where and how you met

How your friendship has transformed the two of you over the years

What your friend likes best and his achievements

What he was looking for in an ideal lady

What he hopes to achieve as a married life

(Do not do this exercise in isolation, please refer to your best man speech sample for inspiration when stuck)

Proposing a toast to the success of the bridal couple ends it all.

Did I Ever Tell You There Was This One Thing Most Best Men That Give Very Beautiful Wedding Speeches Do Prior To Their Brother's/Son's Wedding?

This proven secret is guaranteed to not only calm your nerves but also help you write a beautiful speech without spending hours trying to figure out what you think might be a great speech.

Just imagine how you will feel if you come up with a great speech ...the groom and your friends will be proud of you and you are not going to forget that experience...

Well, our expert speech writers can get it for you in less time without any upfront cost.

  • Our wedding speech experts want to write a great speech for you without asking you to pay for your speech now.

Are you guys serious? Yes, please read below

  • All you have to do is to click on the link below to receive an easy to fill questionnaire in your email

       CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay $ 70 after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you don't waste money.

  • Next, fill it out and send it to us on the email on that form you'll get and then your beautiful speech is delivered by one of our expert writers. After, you look it over and tell us whether you are okay with it or you want to amend it.
  • Then, we ask you to shell out $ 70 for it. Plus we give you a simple and easy guide to help you remember your speech without carrying a paper with you. This guide is used by the pro's and we'll let you have it for free.

We believe in the values of honesty and integrity and we think you should be happy with our work before you pay. So, the risk is on us not you. So, you don’t have to think twice before you get on board. Click on the link now and let’s get started right

                CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay $ 70 after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you don't waste money.

Please note: Don’t fill out this form if you are you’re a dishonest individual. This offer is for a limited time. Remember, click here to let one of our wedding speech writers write a great speech that comes right from your heart. You don't have worry about paying our charge of $ 70 per speech for now. Forget about money and let’s write something for you.

You only have to pay after we've delivered your speech.

       CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have your peace of mind!

You only have to pay after you have seen your speech. So, you can understand that we want you to be happy with your speech first before we take money from you later.

        CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered.

So, you can relax and let us sweat it out at our expense!

 


BestMan Speech- If you fail to do this, the audience won't compliment you

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What do you think is the most essential part of your bestman speech? Is it the intro?The body? Or the toast?

Well,you might think it's the body because it's the part of the speech that delight the audience the most.

However, many bestmen miss the mark when writing their wedding speech. They fail to capture the attention of their friends and audience right from the minute they are called to speak .The reason being that,they simply don't know how to hook their attention with a great intro.

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The best way to win them to your side is by starting with a captivating introduction.There are several ways to get the guests as happy as a flea in a doghouse. Below are tidbits to help you to go about it.

  • The audience will see the gentleman in  you if first  greet them . Afterwards,you should welcome them to the ceremony before you proceed to do a short self introduction.
  • You can also compliment the audience and share your sentiments about your friend's or brother's big day.
  • It is often better to begin with a joke or something witty.But please make sure you don't say anything that will  embarrass the groom. Issues like commenting  about his ex-girl friends, temperament, political affiliations and his soft spots shouldn't come out from your  mouth.
  • You can also  tie the opening part of your bestman speech to any memorable incident.
  • You can also commence with a thoughtful quote about marriage.For example" Marriage makes men stronger even if they are as weak as water.''

 Let me help you with this example

Good afternoon beautiful ladies and handsome gentlemen, it's a great pleasure to    see you at  Roger's wedding. I do hope you are having a great time! Thanks for coming to his aid. I wonder  what will have become of him if he came to meet an empty room. All his palns will have been foiled. I guess he will have been the first chap to wed in a room without guests.

Joking aside, I am Cly, Roger's best man. I got to know him some twenty years ago when we were both  students at the ''Bachelor University.'', the only university for unmarried men like myself

Please remember that  a great opener will thrill the guests and they will come up to you to compliment you for a job well done after you are done.Thank you

 Did I Ever Tell You There Was This One Thing Most Best Men That Give Very Beautiful Wedding Speeches Do Prior To Their Brother's/Son's Wedding?

This proven secret is guaranteed to not only calm your nerves but also help you write a beautiful speech without spending hours trying to figure out what you think might be a great speech.

Just imagine how you will feel if you come up with a great speech...the groom and your friends will be proud of you and you are not going to forget that experience...

Well, our expert speech writers can get it for you in less time without any upfront cost.

  • Our wedding speech experts want to write a great speech for you without asking you to pay for your speech now.

Are you guys serious? Yes, please read below

  • All you have to do is to click on the link below to receive an easy to fill questionnaire in your email

       CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay $ 70 after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you don't waste money.

  • Next, fill it out and send it to us on the email on that form you'll get and then your beautiful speech is delivered by one of our expert writers. After, you look it over and tell us whether you are okay with it or you want to amend it.
  • Then, we ask you to shell out $ 70 for it. Plus we give you a simple and easy guide to help you remember your speech without carrying a paper with you. This guide is used by the pro's and we'll let you have it for free.

We believe in the values of honesty and integrity and we think you should be happy with our work before you pay. So, the risk is on us not you. So, you don’t have to think twice before you get on board. Click on the link now and let’s get started right

                CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay $ 70 after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you don't waste money.

Please note: Don’t fill out this form if you are you’re a dishonest individual. This offer is for a limited time. Remember, click here to let one of our wedding speech writers write a great speech that comes right from your heart. You don't have worry about paying our charge of $ 70 per speech for now. Forget about money and let’s write something for you.

You only have to pay after we've delivered your speech.

       CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have your peace of mind!

You only have to pay after you have seen your speech. So, you can understand that we want you to be happy with your speech first before we take money from you later.

        CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered.

So, you can relax and let us sweat it out at our expense!

 


Best Man Speeches-How to come up with a best man speech that will thrill your friend and the guests

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Bestman-1 Being a best man is a great honor.Your friend/brother has chosen you because he knows you are someone he can depend on.Aside serving as the groom's personal adviser, and helping organize the other groomsmen,you are expected to give a best man speech.

Many best men don't have what it takes to speak in public and they get  worried when they have to give their wedding speech.That shouldn't be the case.

After the groom has spoken ,you  have to take your turn and the ideas on this page will help you write a speech that will impress your friend/brother, and the guests.

To give a memorable speech,you need to prepare. Preparation begins in the mind and you should have a positive mental attitude. Ignore those ringing voices inside your head which seems to say you can't make it. Let your mind run wild with images of the audience applauding you for your delivery and confidence will naturally come to you. Just change the way you think about being in the public eye and you will make it. Think success and success will knock at your doors.

You should also set goals you want your speech to achieve. Do you want your delivery to come across  as humorous,witty,sentimental or even poetic?

Just because others tell you  best man speeches are funny doesn't mean you should give a funny piece. Pick a style that's unique to you.Your style is what your friend/brother and guests will remember you for.

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As the ''groom's vice president'', your busy schedule may compel you to procrastinate the writing of your speech.To prevent  this from occurring, you should get specific days and times to writing your speech.  Doing this, ensures that you remain focus.The setting you choose should quiet.

If you are at home, you can pick  a room that's not used regularly by a lot of people. At times, great ideas can hit you at the oddest time of the day.To make sure you don't lose them , you should keep a note pad and paper in handy.

You also need the right facts to work with. This is essentially information about your friend. The facts should be something your friend and his family can relate to. For instance,you can tell of your relationship with him and how you became best pals.

Tell amusing stories about him and how he met his wife.Don't mention anything that will taint reputation.Eg-past relationships.Come up with light hearted comments about his behaviour,skills,achivements and anything that's not offensive.

Working with best man speech samples will do you a lot of good. Firstly,it will save you time and spare you the agony of not knowing what to write. And it will also takeout the guesswork out of writing your speech.

Writing your speech isn't difficult as you think;  have  a positive mental outlook and you will give a speech will make you the hero of the night.

Did I Ever Tell You There Was This One Thing Most Best Men That Give Very Beautiful Wedding Speeches Do Prior To Their Brother's/Son's Wedding?

This proven secret is guaranteed to not only calm your nerves but also help you write a beautiful speech without spending hours trying to figure out what you think might be a great speech.

Just imagine how you will feel if you come up with a great speech...the groom and your friends will be proud of you and you are not going to forget that experience...

Well, our expert speech writers can get it for you in less time without any upfront cost.

  • Our wedding speech experts want to write a great speech for you without asking you to pay for your speech now.

Are you guys serious? Yes, please read below

  • All you have to do is to click on the link below to receive an easy to fill questionnaire in your email

       CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay $ 70 after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you don't waste money.

  • Next, fill it out and send it to us on the email on that form you'll get and then your beautiful speech is delivered by one of our expert writers. After, you look it over and tell us whether you are okay with it or you want to amend it.
  • Then, we ask you to shell out $ 70 for it. Plus we give you a simple and easy guide to help you remember your speech without carrying a paper with you. This guide is used by the pro's and we'll let you have it for free.

We believe in the values of honesty and integrity and we think you should be happy with our work before you pay. So, the risk is on us not you. So, you don’t have to think twice before you get on board. Click on the link now and let’s get started right

                CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay $ 70 after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you don't waste money.

Please note: Don’t fill out this form if you are you’re a dishonest individual. This offer is for a limited time. Remember, click here to let one of our wedding speech writers write a great speech that comes right from your heart. You don't have worry about paying our charge of $ 70 per speech for now. Forget about money and let’s write something for you.

You only have to pay after we've delivered your speech.

       CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered. So, you can have your peace of mind!

You only have to pay after you have seen your speech. So, you can understand that we want you to be happy with your speech first before we take money from you later.

        CLICK HERE TO GET YOUR GREAT SPEECH NOW---you only pay after your beautiful speech has been delivered.

So, you can relax and let us sweat it out at our expense!