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Funny Wedding Speeches: Can you too give a hilarious presentation like this woman?

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Ideas to help you write your funny wedding speech

Let’s face it! Life can be very agonizing and challenging sometimes, but we did not give up when faced with problems and challenges because our life can be very beautiful after we have gone through those trials.

 

And that’s what happened to Elizabeth and Kerry days leading to their big day. It was Elizabeth’s birthday and Kerry decided to go with her to see horses race in a competition.

Kerry’s team won and Elizabeth was so thrilled to see the horses gallop here and there.

So she asked Kerry to help join the local polo club. She wanted to learn how to first ride a horse so she could win the competition in the women’s category someday.

 

She enrolled and was doing great. Her trainers said she was one of the determined people they had seen. Kerry even bought her her private horse to enable her train harder and better.

 

An accident occurs!

 

With just days to their big day, Elizabeth fell off the horse during her training session one afternoon. Unfortunately, she was kicked in the belly by the stallion powerful left hoof.

 

John, her trainer didn’t mind but rode on. He thought it was just one of those tricks Elizabeth played when she was tired.

 

After twenty minutes, she was still on the ground so he quickly rushed to the scene and saw her student lying motionless. And blood was oozing from her left thigh. He couldn’t help it so he called an ambulance and she was rushed to hospital.

 

Kerry, her fiancée was about to call her on the phone so they could go shopping when his own phone rang several times. He rushed to grab the receiver and to his dismay, an unfamiliar voice announced that Elizabeth had fallen into coma.

 

Kerry informed Elizabeth’s mother and he picked her up on the way to the hospital. When they arrived doctors informed them that she would need to be operated upon if she didn’t recover.

 

Everybody was down in spirit and they even wanted to put off the wedding. But they had paid for the things they needed and it was just unbearable to raise money; having planned this event for close to 5 years!

 

But Kerry just believed that this event couldn’t be postponed.

 

In less than three weeks to time, she showed remarkable signs of recovery and incredible strength and doctors were even stunned!

 

At this point, her wounds had healed and she was no more hobbling. When the family got to know this they were thrilled!

 

Preparations for the wedding got place albeit on a slow note.

 

Seeing what the family had gone through, Elizabeth’s mum told her husband that they needed to make the event memorable. A lot of things came into mind but her husband suggested that she give a speech.

 

After considering the kind of wedding speech to give, she settled on a funny speech.

 

On the day itself, this was what she said when she was asked to give her funny mother of the bride speech.

 

Her speech began

 

Many years ago, a French husband and wife were travelling through Eastern Europe with the wife’s aged aunt. The old woman had been pains in the butt from the word go, complaining about everything… the food, the hotels, the weather, and the people.

Finally, she went too far and insulted a small nation’s queen. As a result, all three members of the family were sentenced to corporal punishment in the form of fifty lashes.

However, because the nation did not wish to be viewed as hostile to foreign visitors, the queen agreed that each be granted a wish before receiving the punishment.

 

The wife said that she would like a pillow to be bound to her rear end. And so, the pillows were tied in place and the aunt received her fifty lashes.

 

Finally, it was the husband‘s turn.

I have two wishes, if that’s possible … he said

That’s acceptable… said the Chief Of Police. ..I am empowered by her royal highness to grant you two wishes. What are your wishes Sir?

 

Firstly, I would like to be given one hundred lashes instead of the fifty

The Police Chief stood speechless and said Are you sure? That’s an unusual request. Nevertheless, I would grant your wish. And what’s your second wish?

I want my wife’s aunt to be bound to my back.

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 From that story, we can glean the following lessons

 Lesson # 1 It pays to be courteous

Lesson # 2 Contentment in life is great gain

Lesson # 3 Every decision has its own consequences

 

 I stand here today a proud mom not because my daughter has found the man of her dreams but because your life has been a great blessing to the family since you were born. I see you are happy and nervous like a Christmas toy but I want to assure you need not worry.

 

Marriage is a lot like the story I shared at the start of my talk. You need not complain like the aged aunt who went too far and insulted a nation’s queen because you can never have all you need in this life. Learn to content with the little things that come your way because you can only have much when you learn to count your blessings.

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She also added the account of the tragedy the family experienced and that brought tears to some people who were in the audience. She even got a standing ovation for her efforts.

 

Elizabeth’s ordeal and her mom’s triumph brings to mind the power of using words to influence people, and getting them to do whatever we want. The right words can inspire, heal, and even make us laugh when used appropriately.

As you give your wedding speech, you too might experience the nerves. But if you make up your mind to excel, you’ll definitely make it no matter what may come your way.

Insecurities because they simply don’t think they can give a speech that command the attention of the audience in a unique way.

That’s why this piece has been written to help you give your funny speech without worrying a bit about being a funny person or not!

Forget it if you think you have to be a comedy writer to give your speech. Forget it if you think if you’ve to be a pro or a seasoned toastmaster to give a speech that will make the audience happy!

Believe it or not, you too can give your message confidently even if you hate public speaking or you’re someone who hates writing and even bring down the house!

 

Then put into practice what it teaches and you’ll be filled with an amazing sense of accomplishment when you’re done.

 Everyone is counting on you to make them laugh. And your wedding speech could be that stress-reliever they are looking out for.

Remember, funny speeches will get you lots of friends: old friendship will deepen and new associations will come your way at the wedding. And you’ll be remembered and respected as the speaker whose speech tickled the laughing bone of the wedding guests.

If you’re lucky, someone can share it online and before you know it someone as far as Vanuatu will enjoy your words and he or she will learn a thing or two about how to give a hilarious speech.

Yes you can and I believe you can! Just believe you can give a funny wedding speech. 

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Funny Best Man Speech

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At last, you too can give a very funny best man speech like a pro! Using the same strategies, secrets, ideas…accomplished toastmasters use to bring down their audience…even if you are a funny person or not!

Alex and Dan had been friends since childhood. From chasing girls to drinking their head off to gambling at a local casino, they had gained notoriety for being notorious hoodlums.

They had completed their college education, and both had become fairly responsible adults. Dan was vice president of the manufacturing division of a pharmaceutical company. Alex was chief executive of a construction form. However, neither of them was married.

After sometime, Alex met Stella and everything was set for their wedding after dating for two years. Dan was asked by his friend to be bestman and he gladly accepted that honorable responsibility.

As he reflected what his duties were as bestman, one thing hit him hard. And that was his speech. At the thought of this, he froze like a dog at a cat dance. He had never spoken before a large group of people. The last time he addressed some people at a meeting was eight years ago, and that made him sweat like a castrated bull.

However, he talked with a friend who had had a standing ovation for giving a funny best man speech to learn the tricks of the game. After this brief encounter, he poured his heart and mind into writing a great funny best man speech.

On his friend’s big day, he made fun of his friend and even made reference to a time spent in chasing girls and their drinking sprees. Those comments embarrassed his friend a great deal. Obviously, they had backfired.

Like Dan, you too aim at delivering a hilarious wedding speech, but how you go about it will go a long way to determine whether your words will make the wedding guests happy or bored.

Just take heart if you have never spoken in public all your lifetime. The ideas I will share will help you give a super memorable wedding speech that is not only exciting but inspirational and witty.

Before your performance can really go down well with your audience, you need to believe in what you are going to say or do else nothing can really work for you. Simply put, you need to have self confidence.

And it is self confidence that separates great or funny speakers from mediocre speakers.  

Whatever you wish for in life depends a great deal on what you your own set of beliefs. You cannot succeed if all you see around you is despair and doubt.

Doubt and despair can’t stand in your way if you continuously meditate on the desired results you want out of speaking before the wedding audience. That’s because holding a positive image of what you want to achieve banishes the forces of fear and hopelessness.

Perhaps, you are wondering if you are going to speak confidently because your mind has relayed to you a picture of a situation where you panicked when you were asked to say some few words before a group of people and that might have led you to conclude that you are not going to do well this time.

Forget it because your friends or brother’s wedding is a different ball game and there is no way you can fail because I believe you can. You can because you are created in God’s image and you are more powerful and gifted than you think. Don’t let the past cripple you from moving forward. You are the product of your own imagination so belief you can and your confidence will spill over.

 

With that in mind, let’s now see the strategies you can employ to bring down the house. Before we do so, I want you to get this one thing.

A funny best man speech isn’t necessarily a type of wedding speech that is hilarious from start to finish. NO! A generous sprinkling of a few good jokes for example at the introduction of your speech or at the middle or at the end of your presentation will make the audience delighted.

 It’s not a matter of trying so hard to pile up every line of your speech with something funny. You will only be wasting your own time if you do so.

Did you know that music or song can make your speech funny? Many best men try so hard to find some funny words to spice up their messages. But it shouldn’t be so if you can take a simple song, rehearse it and even substitute some of the lyrics with your own words. If you can play a musical instrument, that will be just great.

Here is what I want you to do now. If you can sing a simple love song well, why not change the words to suit your own unique case.

 If you want to see such kind of presentations played out, please go over to the video sharing site youtube.com and search for creative best man speeches or funny best man speeches or song like best man speeches or even greatest best man speeches ever and you will get access to lots of them .

As you see them, please take note of the parts that make you laugh. It could a phrase or lines used and even the props they use. See if you can adapt it to your own speech.

Another way of making a speech very exciting is by using metaphors, similes or other forms of comparisons. For instance, you can use a simile to tell the wedding guests how the gloom felt when he met the bride.

Remember that the spelling of gloom is deliberate. You too can use if for example you want to say some words about your friend or brother.

Now back to our extract speech using the power of simile. Here we go now!

When Mike first met Angela after they had left school, I knew they were destined to be together. My sister was very distrustful of men but he used all the tricks he knew to woo her but she was unyielding like a rock.

Feeling like a disappointed goat, Mike almost threw in the towel but I told him not to because quitters never win. He got to know that Angela was like a box of chocolate when he gently persisted and won her heart.

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Notice how we use the similes…like a disappointed goat…and like a disappointed goat…to write that short best man speech? That’s exactly the way to harness smiles whenever we are writing.

Another technique is the deliberate corruption of the English language. For example, you can say blide instead of bride. An example being… I got to know the blide during a school reunion.

Another example could be …Mike, I know you are a great guy and you’ve found the lady of your dreams. And I know you will adore her, care for her, and protect her. And to you Angela the blide and Mike‘s step wife you look like a peacock tonight…

Notice, we use step wife? What do you think will be the reaction of the guests to that word? Well, some will be wondering why the speaker used that word. Others will simply smile. Whatever be the case, you need to tell the guests why she is a step wife.

It’s not enough to use the above mentioned points; you also need to use your body language appropriately.

You shouldn’t stand still like a skyscraper and expect the guests to cheer you up. You need to vary your voice, tone, and pitch to convey your exact emotions.

For instance, you might imitate the groom if you want the wedding guests to know how your friend or brother felt or what your friend or brother said when he told you about the bride.

All these strategies would naturally come to you if you consistently practice your speech since regular practice kills poor performance, and it holds the key to calming your nerves. There’s no way your funny best man speech will flop if you make time to go over what you are going to say.

A WORD TO A SERIOUS BEST MAN

Did you know a memorable hilarious best man speech can make you admired, respected by the wedding guests and deepen the bond of friendship between you and the groom?

But not finding what to say and how to say it best can hamper your success ?

This proven secret is guaranteed to not only calm your nerves but also help you write a beautiful speech without spending hours trying to figure out what you think might be a great speech.

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Maid of Honor Wedding Speech

 

Ideas and Tips to help you write and give a maid of honor speech you, your friend and your sister can be proud of, even if you are as nervous as a church mouse and hate being in the spotlight!

Won’t you be glad if your words made your friend or sister smile? And won’t you be so happy if you could say what you want to say without trying so hard? How about receiving several complimentary remarks from the wedding guests after you are done speaking confidently?

It is the desire of every maid of honor  to say what she want to say confidently and even be the toast of the wedding audience but the above scenarios doesn’t just happen because most maids don’t just believe they can.

Well, despite what is going on through your mind as you imagine what to say on your friend or sisters big day, you can give a maid speech that will leave everyone speechless and win you lots of friends if you let go your beliefs about speaking in public and belief that you can.

In this article, I will show you all what you have to do if you want to calm your nerves, write your speech like a pro and speak confidently.

Forget it if you have had some ugly experiences in the past regarding being in the public or this is your baptism of fire, the easy to understand ideas and tips you will find here will enable you to give a speech like the great Jennifer Gabrielli did with her maid of honor speech in Cincinnati not long ago.

There are five stages you have to walk through if you to get your destination.

The first stage is the

MENTAL PREPARATORY STAGE

This is the stage where you get rid of everything that acts as a barrier in your life. One thing that draws us back as humans is doubt and low self esteem. How you see yourself will determine how far you go in life. Do you see yourself as someone successful? Or you see yourself as a failure? Whatever picture you have in your mind will determine what you get out of life.

Granted, many maids don’t really belief in their own abilities, and that undermines their ability to perform when they are called to say what they know about their friend or sister. It stands then to reason that you need to have faith in yourself because you are the only people who know your friend or sister intimately.

Don’t let your past experiences prevent you from doing well. Remember, the wedding is a different ball game and if you belief you can make it, and then nothing can stop you from achieving success. I mean nothing!

You are nervous because you don’t believe you can. Get rid of that fog in your mind and tell yourself that you can change your world and you will wow the guests with an amazing performance. That’s the first thing to do if you want to take your speech to the skies.

The second stage you have to look at is

INQUIRY STAGE

This is the critical part of your performance. It is also known as the preparatory stage. Where you have to ask yourself a lot of questions. By doing so, you will get the answers you need to help you craft your maid of honor speech.

Here are such questions and you need to write your answers on a sheet of paper

What am I going to say?

How can I say it best?

How am I going to write my speech?

Who will help me write my speech?

Where can I get ideas to help me write my speech?

How do I know if the audience if my message will be accepted by the wedding guests or not?

I know some of these questions is on your mind as you read. Take heart and don’t be afraid because I will teach you what to do next.

If you have got answers to the above questions, then you will be in a position to get your speech written.

First, you need to dig for ideas and the best place to look at is maid of honor speech samples and we talked at length about that in this article

If you want to say what you want to say in the correct outline, then you have grab speech samples because they contain ideas, tips, professionally written speech samples, and other tools to help you achieve your goals.

You can also use jokes and even stories to help you write your speech. In case, you decide to use a joke or story, then their contents should be connected to your message or it will backfire.

Again, you can share some anecdotes about your friend or sister. Sit back and reflect on such true tales of you and the bride. It could something memorable you encountered at a birthday party, a wedding reception or when you were growing up.

Make sure you list as many ideas that fly in your head because you never know which one might help you flow smoothly when you start to write.

Once, you have put down all those tidbits on paper, you won’t have any problem at all about what to say as they are the exact answers to the pressing questions you have on your mind. At this point, you put your thoughts together and start writing.

The next stage is the

WRITING STAGE

Before you grab your pen to write, you should incubate your ideas. Incubation of ideas is to simply meditate on the ideas in your head and critically study a couple of maid speech examples till you are well versed with how such speeches are written.

Then, write your speech and you did be amazed at effortlessly you write. You then begin with the introduction, which is fairly easy to write. The answers you wrote earlier should help you write your body, and the toast.

The next stage is

THE POST WRITING STAGE

This is the stage that involves rewriting, editing and re editing. Don’t worry if you don’t like the way it is written. Keep on pruning and it will come out the way you want it. After you are done, you can shelf it for a day or two, and come back to it and prune it one more time. Alternatively, you can ask someone you trust to review it but make sure, that person doesn’t alter the contents in any way.

And finally the last stage is

THE PRE- PERFORMANCE STAGE

At this point, you have to read over your refined speech till you are very familiar with your maid of honor speech. Then you can go ahead and rehearse your wedding speech till the confidence in you come out. But don’t stop there. Keep on doing that till you are super confident because consistent performance kills poor perfoemance.

Do you really believe in the popular saying that a friend in need is a friend indeed?

If you really believe in that, then you have no choice than to make your friend or sister proud.

This is the chance to prove to the bride that you really love her.

One way of doing just that is to give a speech that will tell the wedding guests of her sweet qualities.

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FATHER OF THE BRIDE WEDDING SPEECHES IDEAS

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Ideas and tips to help you write your father of the bride speech like a royal!


Thanks to this great father of the bride speech sample, you too can painlessly write a heartfelt father of the bride speech!

Have you ever wondered what makes all things possible on earth? I know a lot of things are flitting through your wise mind as you ponder on the question asked.

You know words have a very powerful way of influencing the course of events and even determining what we get out of life.

Let One Of The World’s Best Fathers Show You How He Gave The Best Father Of The Bride Speech!

When King Carl XVI Gustaf of Sweden

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